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Britney Was Raped/Was Britney Raped?

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:30:00 GMT

The headline on the latest issue of InTouch Weekly: WAS BRITNEY RAPED? Which, you know, is just a little bit horrifyingly provocative.

There's no word yet on what the basis for the story is (rumors were floating around last month about the possibility that Britney was raped 'at a club' and that this was why she shaved her head, but those rumors didn't go anywhere - until now?) but some people are already up in arms over the headline itself. Are you ready for this? Perez Hilton is outraged that InTouch Weekly would publish such a gruesomely titillating headline unless it were certain - CERTAIN - that it were true:

This is so gross!!!

Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????

In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, "Was Britney Raped?

WTF???

Why put in the question mark there?????

They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????

Oh, wait, we know why.

They wanna sell magazines!!!!

So disgusting.

We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!

Somebody please tell me that he's being ironic here. Otherwise - fat gossipmonging pot? MEET KETTLE.

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Adnan's Getting Over Britney - With A Waitress

HerBadMother — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:31:00 GMT

From trainwrecked, single-mom pop stars to waitresses: Adnan Ghalib sure is picky about his ladies.

The paparazzo-turned-Britney-toy-boy - who was reportedly dumped by Brit when she found evidence that he was cheating on her - is mending his broken heart by taking up with an LA waitress. Entertainmentwise.com says that he was photographed yesterday at the home of Amanda Pagel - the waitress in question - fuelling speculation that he has already moved on from Britney.

Hey, if waitresses are good enough for George Clooney...

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Britney Is Pissed - Dumps Her Baby Daddy!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is pissed! The troubled poptart found texts from another woman on Adnan's iPhone. Spears also questioned Ghalib about why he was being photographed with other women. She snatched his phone and read the spicy text messages and then chucked it into the pool.

According The Sun, a source said:

“There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Adnan has been trying to sweet talk Brit back to him by sending her lots of text messages and hand written notes. He wrote her this:

Britney, Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can't wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always, Adnan.

A milky bowl of soup? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Gotta be code for something.

I'm sure if Adnan makes a promise of a bag of Cheetos, an icy frapp and a new pink wig, Brit will take him back. Come on, her baby needs it's daddy!

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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