FameCrawler : panties

Suzanne Somers Pulls a Britney

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:32:00 GMT

I don't know which is worse, Britney or Suzanne. Either way, are there no panties being sold in Hollywood? Yeesh!

Also, this:

Just sayin'.

Video of Suzanne's oopsie after the jump. Didn't your mother tell you to keep your dress down, young lady?

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Cruz Beckham - Rockin' The Tats And Pacifier

Sassy Smith — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Nothing says cute more than three-year-old Cruz Beckham sporting numerous tattoos and a pacifier. Daddy David might be a hot soccer player but he's got nothin' on Cruz! And mom Victoria might be a fashion icon, but her little guy is still rockin' the cool.

Little Becks is following in dad's footsteps with tattoos covering his arms. Monkey see, monkey do right?

What a cutie pie and a fiesty little guy!

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David Looks At Cheerleader Butt, Victoria Puts A Stop To It

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:36:00 GMT

David Beckham like his Lakers games - and his Laker girl ass - it's been proven, twice! Victoria perhaps doesn't like that, so she's hanging on tight to her man.

Couple more pics after the jump!

Posh and David get lovey at the game. And I might mention those are some really green pants that Victoria is wearing. Hey, it's nice that they had a date night, sans kids.

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Victoria Beckham - "It's Over!"

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Beckham and Bono To Scale Kilimanjaro For UNICEF

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

A persuasive Bono has convinced footballer David Beckham to step outside his comfort zone and climb Africa's highest peak, all in the name of charity.

According to a source, the climb would be something “outside of Becks’ normal comfort zone”, but the footballer is determined to make the climb up the 19,340ft snow-capped peak.

“He was a bit uncertain at first but he found out, like many celebrities before him, that Bono can be very persuasive,” The Sun quoted the source as saying.

“No date has been set as yet because David is very busy with his LA Galaxy commitments.

“There is also the insurance situation to iron out but he is absolutely set on doing it,” the source added.

Victoria Beckham Is UGLY Again!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Victoria aka Posh Beckham is Ugly! So Ugly in fact, that she's wanted again and maybe even a third time! And a fourth time! She may be Ugly for a very long time.

Video after the jump!

Beckham is set to return to the hit show Ugly Betty after she successfully wowed the bosses during her cameo role last year. Victoria played herself (stretch eh?) as a bridesmaid to Vanessa Williams' character as the betchy fashion boss, Wilhelmina Slater.

There's even rumors that Posh will be a regular guester on the show. A source told the Sydney Morning Herald, "The producers are delighted she will return. She is going to feature quite a bit."

Wonderful that Victoria can play herself. That must be hard! I bet her kids don't even recognize their mom playing herself on TV.

In case you missed it or are even slightly interested, enjoy the clips from her first appearance:

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David Beckham Likes The Tight Ends

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 11:04:00 GMT

David Beckham has once again proven he's a red-blooded male - he's been caught checking out the cheerleader ass (again) at a Lakers game. Can't really blame the man can you?

Staring at nice butt (cover your eyes Beckham son!) is as American as apple pie right? Or something like that. I'm sure Posh ~~wants to scratch his eyes out~~ doesn't care.

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Victoria Beckham - "It's Over!"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Wow, who knew this was coming? I thought it was something that would last forever. What do her three sons think about the situation? Victoria Beckham, 34, wife of soccer star David Beckham, has just announced, that it's over....

....her singing career that is! I know, I'm a bad....anyway... The former Spice Girl is calling it quits - no more singing, no more music business.

Posh told GMTV, "I'm not going to sing anymore, I'm turning my mic off." She also denied the rumors that she's becoming a Pussycat Doll for shows in Vegas.

She said: "I heard about that. The thought of leaping around on stage in a bra top and knickers...no." Uh, seriously? Haven't we seen Beckham in questionable outfits?

So what's on Vic's to-do list now? Maybe she'll take up acting!

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Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

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I See London, I See France, I See Kate's Underpants

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:06:00 GMT

No granny panties here - Kate Moss is featured in a series of ads for Agent Provocateur's bridal collection titled "White Wedding."

The series of photos, which are meant to tell the story of a wedding gone horribly wrong, look more like Bride of Chucky than traditional wedding night ensembles. Kate will have a lot of 'splaining to do if her five-year-old daughter Lila Grace stumbles across these. Then again, Kate's got lots of interesting pictures in the attic.

So, what do you think - do these get you in the mood for love, or give you the urge to grab a butcher knife and bust up your ex-boyfriend's wedding?

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Posh Spice Getting Raunchy With Pussycat Dolls

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:05:00 GMT

This seems like a bit of an odd pairing - but Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) is going to get down and dirty with the sexy girl group The Pussycat Dolls. Her three sons probably won't be allowed to watch this show!

Beckham is set to take the stage and perform with The Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. The girl group have a regular show schedule in Vegas ,and they occasionally have celebrity guests on stage with them. Previously, Brittany Murphy, Charlize Theron and Paris Hilton have performed alongside them.

Posh will be the latest celeb to raunch it out with the Dolls. The Sun quoted spokesperson to the group - Alisa Boushey - as saying, "Victoria's been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them onstage.

"She would have done it sooner, but it's a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon."

Mark your calendars - uh, or not.

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Forget the Fed Rate Cut: Britney Spears is Good For America

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Who knew that when Britney Spears flashed her panties, it was for the good of our country? Because along with the imaginations of 13-year-old boys, the economy is also being stimulated by Spears' antics. According to Portfolio magazine, the troubled pop star was responsible for bringing $110 - $120 million to our nation's economy. God Bless Britney Spears!

Here's a sampling of the Britney Economy:

Photo Ops: A single picture of Britney can bring in over $100,000. Which is why I tell my kids - don't go to college, just get yourselves a decent camera.

Promotions: Wanna closer look at her weave? Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas reportedly sold seats at a table next to hers for $50,000 at a recent event.

Record companies: Since her debut, Spears' records have brought in more than $400 million to Jive Records. Don't look at me - I only downloaded one song off of Blackout.

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Did Kelly Ripa Storm Out?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kelly Ripa stormed out on hubby Mark Consuelos and is constantly fighting with him over other women. I can't find any other stories supporting this. They must look too happy all the time -- that's when tabloids start trying to start rumours. It makes me want to puke.

Britney: Everybody Loves A Pregnant Klepto!

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears a kleptomaniac? That, at least, was the story this morning from a Swedish newspaper, which reported that Britney lifted four designer coats from designer Katja Berglund at the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in LA this past weekend. The coats were worth a total five-finger discount of $28,200.

This of course, was too ~~good~~ bad to be true, and sure enough, the newspaper just issued a retraction, stating that the designer has insisted that the coats were a gift. Which, yeah right. I'm betting that 'statement' from the designer came after some well-placed phone calls from Britney's publicists. This is, after all, a girl who has let her dog shit on couture and who - inexplicably - recently tried to make off with some (presumably useless) un-paid-for panties. And tell me that she and baby-daddy JT Rotem don't look like they're shoving merchandise under their fugly hats in that photo above.

She should just be blame it on pregnancy hormones. Oh mah god, y'all! I just can't be THINKIN' with all this sperm cooking up in me! I thought they was MAH coats, y'all! That way, she gets more of our attention (admitting to pregnancy) and our sympathy (poor pregnant Britney, lost and confused.) And she gets to keep the coats, and maybe the panties, too. Win-win for everybody.

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K-Fed Short on Cash

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Kevin Federline went holiday shopping last week at Fry's Electronics and his credit card was declined.

“His credit card was declined,” says a witness. “They tried it twice, then they gave it back to him.”

K-Fed has got a backup plan though: his ex wife Britney Spears. “Kevin has asked the courts for more child support and even spousal support,” says an insider close to him. “He’s asking his lawyers to go for as much as they can.”

Kelly Ripa Isn't Pregnant Again, She Just Had To Hurl

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Kelly Ripa left the set of Live With Regis and Kelly the other day because she wasn't feeling well. Today she is denying rumors of morning sickness and I'd write more about the situation, but honestly I fell asleep before ending this sent.....

WHO CARES!? It's not like it's Britney!

Well I don't but here's the quotes from the (YAWN) show:

"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!"

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ripa won't be on the air on Thursday, however. Immediately after Tuesday's program, Philbin taped a second show with wife Joy as co-host.

"Tomorrow, Joy will be here, and you won't, and they'll say, 'My God, she really is pregnant!' " Philbin said.

Source: People

Britney's Sex Obsession Turns Off Blackout Model

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:00 GMT

The model Britney Spears posed with for the artwork on Blackout turned her down for sex. Dressed as a priest for the shoot, model John Coulter commented on the racy shoot.

“Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones. There was definitely chemistry between us.”

“She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

A source close to Britney added: “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

But when the Gimme More star invited John back to the Four Seasons Hotel with her later that evening, he declined: “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all. She couldn’t believe she was turned down.”

In related news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney has a “Fantasy Room” at her Beverly Hills home that is filled with sex toys, accessories and outfits.

A source told the magazine that the room includes a mirrored ceiling, handcuffs, whips & paddles and various costumes: “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Worse yet, Britney's sex-related paraphenalia makes it to the livingroom for the kids to play with: "Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

The source added: “Britney is sexually obsessed.”

Atta boy, way to make sure the bloodflow returned to your brain before you joined the parade.

Britney's New Look

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is sporting long blonde hair extensions and puffy lips (again), possibly for her video shooting today for Piece of Me?

The paparazzi was all over her again - video after the jump.

K-Fed and Birkhead: Good Fathers?

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline as one of the most influential men of 2007, and alongside Larry Birkhead, listed him as a "Good Father."

While K-Fed certainly is coming out on top over ex-wife Britney Spears as the better parent, I gotta wonder what the hell Details is thinking listing Birkhead alongside the father of 4. Have they not seen the media whore at work? At Kevin knows to stay inside and protect his kids from disaster, although of course we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

Federline's career is taking off too, but he wants different roles: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details.

Britney Spears: If It Walks Like a Waiter and It Talks Like a Waiter

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Turns out waiter Michael Marchand, the waiter that the paparazzi couldn't wait to stalk, crucify and probe is really just a waiter.

A friend of Britney Spears tells OK! Magazine:

"Michael Marchand isn't a new one-time fling. He isn't a new boyfriend - He isn't even a friend... And he did not go to Las Vegas with her!"

Britney has been eating at Mirabelle lately along with friend, some say manager, Sam Lutfi. During one of their visits Lutfi left his cell phone on the table and Michael drove to Britney's residence at 'The Summit' to return it.

"Michael was not allowed through the gates," says Britney's friend. "He has never seen Britney outside the restaurant."

Britney Spears Beats Out Victoria Beckham in "Yummiest Mummies,' Jolie on Top

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:05:00 GMT

British newspaper The Sun named Angelina Jolie and Myleene Klass as "World's Yummiest Mummies," both getting 20% of the vote.

Actress Katie Holmes took 3rd place. In 4th place was Spice Girl Emma Lee Bunton. BUT GET THIS:

With 10% of the online vote, Britney Spears took 5th place, beating out Victoria Beckham. Those crazy Brits!

Britney also beat out Demi Moore, Jordan, Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwell but not my dog Ruffy, who was spayed long before she ever became a baby mama, to a stuffed pig, who incidently we named: you guessed it: Britney.

Britney to Kevin: "Get a Vasectomy"

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Well if it's true, it's rich. According to The National Enquirer, a reliable source of journalism if I ever saw one:

“After all that’s happened, Britney still wants to get back with Kevin-and she certainly doesn’t want him having any more children with anyone else.”

“Britney even offered to pay for the vasectomy and promised to get her tubes tied if Kevin agreed to it: She told him: ‘You have four. You don’t need any more. Please think about it.”

“Kevin won’t get a vasectomy but thinks it’s a great idea for Britney to get her tubes tied. He told her: ‘Hell no! No one is snipping me! He wants more Federlines.”

World to Britney: "Get a Frontal Lobotomy."

Just Like Us: Thanksgiving With Kevin Federline and Britney Spears Was Loud, Yelly and Full of Curse Words

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:32:00 GMT

According to a source close to the couple, Thanksgiving was spent with Kevin Federline and Britney Spears ''mostly screaming obscenities at each other -- all in front of their kids, too.''

Okay wait. I'm not sure how that could be since a bodyguard picked the kids up from Britney's place and transported them to Kevin's. (Remember the red light he ran?) I guess it could have been on the phone.

What I can believe is that the singer's love for using ''F-word,'' ''C-word'' and ''B-word'' has rubbed off on Sean Preston, 2.

''Though Britney keeps telling Sean to stop, whenever she hears him swearing, it's clear she thinks it's cute and kind of funny,'' reports the Spears insider.

"As we all know, when it comes to kids and their parents, it's usually a case of ''monkey see, monkey do.''

That scares me.

Panties,The Simpsons and Rehab: The Life Of Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

According to OK! magazine, Britney's family wants her back in rehab. On the bright side, a loyal fan sent Spears 365 pairs of panties and she might be a "Simpson" character!

Let's start with the fun stuff shall we? According to the National Enquirer, an anonymous fan sent the vajayjay flashing poptart a box of panties. Enough for every day of the year! No more yucky crotch shots from Britney, hooray! Well, that is if she actually wears them when going out in public. We can't always get a miracle happenin'.

Spears may soon be appearing in an episode of the popular TV show, The Simpsons. Execs are keen on getting Britney sharing some screen time with Homer Simpon and family. However, they won't be taking any pot-shots at the troubled singer, according to Yeardley Smith, who does the voice of Lisa Simpson. She said, "Britney is ripe for the picking, but we have to do it well-I don't want to be cruel." Aww why not? Oh I'm kidding ~~no I'm not~~.

Britster is reportedly to be spoofed at Bart's school and her famous first video hit "Baby One More Time" will be incorporated. Another source said, "There are talks ongoing and it's hopeful it will happen. The appearance would be a positive one. Never mind what's happening in her private life, Britney is big again." Oh yes she is, ~~a big trainwreck~~.

OK! magazine is reporting that, Britney Spears' family wants her to head back to rehab. Good luck with that. Her behavior keeps spiraling out of control and that has her parents,brother, and younger sister, Jamie Lynn, worried. They apparently tried to hold an impromptu intervention, asking her to give rehab another try. A family friend said, "But she seemed to just thumb her nose at everyone. So they are going to attempt another intervention and hopefully save her from herself." Her family is hoping this time around, it'll work, so Spears can get herself back on track and be able to be a good mother to her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Now there's a miracle we'd love to see!

Photo source: Teen Vogue

Britney Spears Bad Priorities: $100,000 a month on parties and holidays; $15,000 on child support for her sons

Karen — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT

Britney Spears spends $100,000 a month on partying and holidays and $15,000 on child support. Those numbers aren't new, but this article written by Suzanne Power certainly hit on some points that made me wonder why we reward parenting trainwrecks like Britney Spears and Kate Moss.

Regarding Moss: "Then, at 30, that’s retirement for most catwalkers, she’s snapped snorting some of her proceeds. Career over? No. Off to the best treatment centre that money can buy. Emerge and add an extra 15 million in contracts onto an already lunatic salary.

She’s an icon. She’s the face of a generation. She’s an eejit."

As the title suggests, For Pete's Sake, it IS time celebs grew up.

Britney's Life In Plastic

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine has made it it's business to track the physical transformation of Britney Spears over the years - who they claim has had more than a little work done - and their little photo-essay on the subject sure is interesting.

I'd say that the boob work looks pretty obvious. Maybe the nose, too. Tummy tuck? If they say so. I mean, it is possible - especially at her age - to lose baby weight pretty quick. That said, she doesn't exactly come across as little Miss Fitness. if she is relying on plastic surgery to get her looks back, that's pretty sad. She's barely into her mid-twenties. Someone needs to tell her she's pretty, and then get her into yoga, before she turns into some sort of freakish, twenty-something Meg Ryan-Melanie Griffiths-Pam Anderson hybrid. Shudder.

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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Have a Love Affair with Angelina Jolie, Hopes For Britney's Comeback

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Hayden Panettiere joked about the paparazzi and the crap we make up, then suggested we start a rumour about her sexuality:

"Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that's totally fine with me” joked Panettiere, “That would be a pretty funny rumour. I'd love to have a love affair with Angelina. "And there are other beautiful girls I like too - Charlize Theron, oh my God! Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous too, and Jessica Alba."

Hayden also took the opportunity to express her concern about Britney Spears saying she is "rooting for" the troubled singer because she was her "idol" when she was growing up.

She told America's GQ magazine: "That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope - we probably made 90 per cent of the stuff up along the way. "I can't even imagine if my life was like hers. She's someone that I'm rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback, definitely."

Maybe Hayden is onto something. I mean, a lot of stars would be washed up nobodies if we didn't talk about them all the time. So Hayden, I hope some fun rumours come your way soon baby girl - because people are hinting that you're going to end up nuts and flashing your beaver just like your "idol." And THAT'S the truth.