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Best of FameCrawler: 9-19-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Pam Anderson Marries Fat Old Guy (Photos)

CNN Newsmaker Found Dead With Child At Side

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

Amy Poehler Crying About Everything These Days

Ryan and Redmond O'Neal Arrested for Meth Possession (Photos)

Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Sarah Palin's Tanning Bed

Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Splitting Up?

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sarah Palin Action Figure

Keira Knightley's Odd Reason For Wanting To Be Pregnant

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-25-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Watch out for back to schoolers!

Michael Jackson: Still weird (Perez Hilton)

K-Fed and Shar party it up (Gossip Girls)

Shauna Sand's next hooker moment (TMZ)

Ethan and Clementine (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Madonna needs pants (The Superficial)

A Baby for Kathleen Robertson

Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Kathleen Robertson and her husband Chris Cowles welcomed a baby boy earlier this month.

Kathleen Robertson was on some show called "90210." That was before my time. They should make a new one.

Congratulations!

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Madonna's French Kiss: Madge Gone Wild

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Madonna kissed one of her female dancers during a recent show in Paris. Yes, it was a 'French kiss,' when in Rome and all that.

To be honest, I can't say that I give a crap, but the AP has decided to run with it so I'll play along.

Is this sending a mixed message to Madonna's children, her husband, or the adoption board(s)? Should she act her age and not her cup size?

By the way, this is the kind of stuff Madonna's family does while she dry humps the guitar player. Different worlds, Madge, different worlds.

Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon

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Katie Holmes' Battle With Scientology

Karen — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:04:00 GMT

According to the latest issue of New Idea magazine, Katie Holmes is at odds with husband Tom Cruise over her "desperate plans to have another baby as soon as possible."

The magazine claims Katie "has her heart set on giving Suri a little playmate."

The publication further reports that Katie has sought the advice of an L.A. fertility clinic, depsite protests from the Scientologists Elders and controlling husband Tom Cruise.

There Is NO WAY Katie Holmes Is Pregnant

Karen — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Katie Holmes, dressed head to toe in a slinky gun-metal grey dress, let the dress squash any pregnancy rumors at the 10th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards held at the Beverley Wilshire Hotel last night.

(another pic and pregnancy rumors after the jump!)

Rumors flew late last month when Katie bought a bunch of baby blankets in pink and blue. A source close to the stars tried to set the truth straight: "hey, can't a girl buy some baby clothes for friends?"

It is believed the blankets are for Jennifer Lopez's babies, due to arrive ~~any day now~~ today?

Katie Holmes: Wishful Thinking?

Karen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Normally Kate is dressed in figure flattering, tailored outfits, but this maternity-esque shirt has me guessing one of three things:

1) She's looking for the rumor mill to churn out a few "Is Katie Pregnant" stories (likely);

2) She's studying to be a hairdresser and liked the chic apron;

3) Tom has injected her with LRH/alien spermies and she actually is pregnant a la Rosemary's Baby.

What's with all the smirking today?

Katie Holmes' Lonely Valentine's Days

Karen — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:03:00 GMT

~~Willy Wonka~~ Katie Holmes recently revealed that she never celebrated Valentine's Day because she wasn't popular among boys. The Mad Money star told the press,

"I went to an all-girls school and every Valentine's Day they would announce who had flowers in the office,” she said.

"My name was never called – never."

Well those boys are probably kicking themselves now -- you're married to the "Biggest Star in Hollywood!*"

* another quote from Katie. I do not drink the Scientology water. Apparently it isn't exactly age-defining.

Liv Tyler Gets Free Coffee

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:16:00 GMT

Who knew that Pocahontas and Juan Valdez knew each other, let alone Spiderman? Small world.

Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon took young Milo out in NYC for some candy and crime-fighting.

Do you think Juan hands out coffee beans? That would be as bad as the old ladies that give out pennies.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Val Kilmer: If There's a Buffet, the Iceman Cometh

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Hello, and welcome to Abby Road. The guy in the middle, that's Val Kilmer. You may remember him from such movies as Top Gun and something else. That's his boy Jack behind him and a family friend in the lead. They're just hanging out.

I shouldn't be too hard on Val. He's only let himself go by Hollywood standards, and to be honest he actually looks better now than he did in some photos taken a few months ago.

Still, if you had the bod of Iceman, why would you let it melt? Sure, I'm about as fit as Goose, but at least I'm consistent.

Then again, maybe it's just the old man glasses. At least he won't loose them.

Photos: Just Jared

Mel Gibson is a Grandpa: Let's Hope Hate Doesn't Skip A Generation

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Everybody's favorite Anti-Semitic Mel Gibson is now a grandfather. You know what that means, next stop is the old folks home where he can sit with a blanket on his lap and mumble racism all day. They love that there.

Gibson's daughter Hannah gave birth to Mel's first grandchild on October 10th.