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P.S. Krista Allen and Jacob

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Krista Allen and her son Jacob joined a cast of (apparently) thousands at the P.S. Arts "Express Yourself 2008" event in Santa Monica.

All I knew about Krista Allen was that she spent some time with one Mr. George Clooney so I decided to Google her. Holy crap! Krista Allen is NSFW!

The things I do for research!

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Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman used to grace these pages a bit more when she was the subject of pregnancy speculation by one Jimmy Kimmel (or Matt Damon). Then she and Kimmel broke-up and the speculation ended. Then she and Damon stopped f*@%ing, and Silverman rode off into the FameCrawler sunset. Or so we thought.

She has a new video and it doesn't involve her being a celebrity parent. It involves her being a celebrity grandkid. Sure, we'll roll with it (because it's funny).

The video is very ~~liberal~~ progressive and will probably offend someone, which I'm sure will make Silverman quite happy. Every time she pisses someone off she gets a dollar. That's a good deal, especially for her.

Here's Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep Video (NSFWish):

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-24-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Bring me the Target ad. Today is new DVD day!

Kobe Vs. Shaq: Round Whatever (TMZ)

Larry King's wife goes to rehab (Perez Hilton)

More Camp Rock (Gossip Girls)

Adam and the princess (Celebrity Baby Blog)

No money for Matilda? (The Superficial)

Fall Out of Oz (Gabby Babble)

Penn & Porn (Jezebel)

A bunch of Church kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Will Smith on Letterman

Whit Honea — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Did you know that Will Smith puts out a new movie every 30 minutes? It's true*.

He was on Letterman talking Hancock and family stuff:

*Not true

PS- Be careful searching for Hancock pictures, holy crap, my eyes!

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Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster Love Breastfeeding!

Karen — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Rod Stewart recently revealed that he and gorgeous wife Penny Lancaster, 37, would love to have another baby. Their 2 year old son Alistair Wallace, stopped breastfeeding about a year ago, and apparently Rod loves to latch on!

Cameras caught the pair while on vacation, just as 63 year old Rod planted a quick nibble on her nipple. Yes, I too think it's creepy they are both dressed in all pink.

Obviously these pictures are NSFW/kids. (which, you know, is kind of ironic. But milk for Grandpa could be a bit unsettling for a child. So there's that.)

Kristen Davis: No Sex (Tape) In The City, Only Babies

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 24 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Kristin Davis has been getting around these past few months. When she wasn't promoting her upcoming "Sex And the City" movie she was being viewed by millions of people around the world in those stills from her rumored sex tape. (She claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but it sure looks like her. I'm not going to post a link here, since they're NSFW, but you can get an your fill [no pun intended] with a simple Google search.)

But with that behind her (again, no pun intended I swear) and the movie set to premiere in a couple of weeks, Davis is ready to start thinking about babies. In a recent interview the actress tells Health magazine, "I would love to have children. I would love to adopt. And I would still like to find a man and have a baby with him.

By the looks of those pictures circulating the internet, it doesn't look like she'll have a hard time. Pun totally intended.

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Eva Mendes Topless Photos, Still Not Pregnant

Whit Honea — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:51:00 GMT

Eva Mendes has been the subject of pregnancy rumors for the better part of a year. Her new pictorial in the Italian issue of Vogue puts those rumors to rest- and then some.

The pictures are done in a manner that immediately bring to mind Sophia Loren images of days gone by, and that's a good thing. Sophia was about as sexy as they came and Eva is looking better here than I've ever seen her. Kudos, Vogue.

See how non-pregnant and very sexy Eva Mendes is looking here, or if you want the boobs in all their glory, you know, for art, then click here (site is NSFW). Sheyla Hershey could learn a little something here about less being more.

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-02-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:21:00 GMT

It's Friday, want to hit Happy Hour and Iron Man?

Diddy is seeing stars (Perez Hilton)

Jamie Lynn Spears puppy love (Just Jared)

Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio's ass (The Superficial)

Russell Crowe picks up Charlie (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Britney Spears offers Miley Cyrus advice (Junior Celebs)

Colbert still running in Marvel's world (Scanner)

Ashlee Simpson, bumping? (Jezebel)

Jessica Alba- A Bra Would Only Slow Her Down

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:22:00 GMT

Pregnant Jessica Alba was seen coming out of Mr. Chow's last night. Better yet, she was also coming out of her dress, or through it as the case may be.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Cash Warren, population him.

Photos: Celebutopia

MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Actually, they're framing the question more as "is Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy which may or may not be the result of a rape legal?" Which, really, it's a bit late and a lot pointless to be asking that question, isn't it? And, also, you know, maybe a little bit alarmist?

Sure, nobody seems to be quite sure of Casey Aldridge's exact age - he could be as old as nineteen, which complicates the legality of his, erm, relations with Jamie Lynn - nor do they know where, exactly, those relations took place (both which have a bearing upon whether those relations could be called statutory rape) but please - isn't the whole legality of the relationship that probably* spawned this child kind of beside the point? I mean, she's a teenager who's about to have a baby and who may or may not be equipped to deal with the pressures of having said baby, so aren't there bigger things to worry about here?

It's not on the scale of Miley-Cyrus-Gone-Topless, granted - we are, after all, talking about a knocked-up girl who's hiding out in Louisana, and not dropping her clothes for major magazines - but still. New baby for a girl who's terrified of becoming a mother? That's the real hand-wringer here, not the question of whether her boyfriend is 18 or 19 and whether or not they did it in Louisiana.

*(Probably, because nobody ever did really dispute those rumors that there was another, older man in the picture at the supposed time of conception. Which, yes, eeewwww, but worth pointing out here.)

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

I suppose that this question is coming a bit too late, seeing as Jamie Lynn hasn't exactly proved herself to be in possession of vastly superior judgment skills to those of her sister, but still. I had least hoped that in some things - say, modest Frappuccino consumpion, safe driving, or other basic life skills - Jamie Lynn might make some sort of effort to steer away from her sister's path. but apparently not.

Jamie Lynn was caught on tape the other day driving without a seatbelt. Which, you know, we're all accustomed to with Britney - who needs seatbelts and child-seats when you're a supah-stah?!? - but still. I'd had higher hopes for Jamie. I mean, it was clear that she could pump her own gas without the aid of paparazzi - why shouldn't we expect that she could follow basic rules of vehicular safety for herself and her unborn child?

Yeah, well. I should know better than to even toy with the word 'expectations' when it comes to celebrities.

You can check out the video of Jamie Lynn declining to buckle up HERE.

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Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Lynn Spears, mom of the young and pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, is disappointed that her daughter got knocked up so young. The magazine says that Lynne spoke exclusively to one of its reporters while en route from L.A. to New Orleans, and that she confided, "I'm a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age."

Which, if it's true, demonstrates a lack of judgment (telling a reporter that you're ashamed of your kid? You want that kid to hate you?) that possibly matches that involved in having unprotected sex at any age. But, really, it's got to be highly unlikely that the story is true. I mean, the Spears family doesn't demonstrate strong skills in judgment, in general, but they do know their press, and so I doubt very much that Mama spears slipped up in this way.

Not that she might not have those thoughts in private. I certainly would strongly prefer that my own daughter not get pregnant in her teens. But I would keep my mouth shut about it, to her and to everyone else.

In any case, OK! magazine - almost as upstanding an authority as Life & Style - has come to Lynn's defense: they say the L&S interview never happened, quoting a spokesperson: "When Lynne Spears is ready to give an interview, I can assure you it will be a true account, without speculation as to whether or not she participated."

Oooookay, then. Glad that's cleared up. Thanks, tabloids!

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

And so she should. It ain't no walk in the park. Really, it's not. The thing of it is, though? They've got drugs for that.

Apparently, Jamie's mom, Lynne, showed her a video of a woman undergoing natural childbirth, and the poor girl puked from fear and grossed-outedness. Which, really? Not surprising. That shiz is totally alarming to most people who have never gone through it. Yes, beauty of the miracle of life, blah, blah, but there's no getting around the fact that it hurts like a bitch and that? Is totally obvious to anyone who watches it happen. So, yeah, showing your pregnant teenager a video of what labor without meds looks like? Kinda like showing those friends of yours who are going camping in the Amish backcountry The Blair Witch Project.

Seriously. Somebody needs to show Jamie a video of a woman giving birth after having had an epidural. You know, where said woman relaxes comfortably sipping at her ice cubes and adjusting the volume on her 'birth-music' mixed CD. Obvz, it doesn't always happen like that, but still. There's a lot less screaming.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

Photo: Celebutopia

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Fresh off of her glorified debut in Hustler(NSFWish) Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be going postal, which in the Spears family is considered par for the course.

Of course, Jamie Lynn is just trying to send a letter, probably to me telling me not to be such an ass.

She's trying to be normal. Unfortunately normal in her world, being a pregnant teenage television star and little sister of Britney Spears, means you can't even go to the mailbox without people taking pictures of you. Normal is relative, even when your relatives aren't.

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears Lets It All Hang Out

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

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Hookers for Spitzer

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Hey, why not? I'm sure his friends and family, most notably his daughters, are totally over the last wave of Spitzer whore-mongering. The voters? Not so much.

Apparently Ex-Governor and current family man Eliot Spitzer has a few more skeletons in his closet. I'm guessing it looks like the Natural History Museum in there. The guy has more secrets than Oprah.

The latest cat(house) out of the bag is being reported in the New York Post. That's the madam Kristin "Billie" Davis in the picture.

His other Kristen is so much hotter.

UNCENSORED VIDEO: Sarah Silverman Roasts Pamela Anderson Beyond Belief

Karen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:34:00 GMT

With Jimmy Kimmel hosting, Sarah Silverman spoke at a roast for Pamela Anderson. The results were hysterical, though do you sense tension in Sarah? I kind of did. Pamela took it though.

This video is NSFW/kid's little ears. You can blame Pamela's vagina.

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Uma Thurman's Boobs: You Got It, Flaunt It

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:27:00 GMT

Which is okay, because I said 'yes!'

Seriously though, what the hell is she wearing? The latest in MILF wear?

Let's see Nancy Shevell pull this off.

Photos: Just Jared

FameCrawler : nsfw

P.S. Krista Allen and Jacob

Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Spying on the Neighbors: 6-24-08

Will Smith on Letterman

Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster Love Breastfeeding!

Kristen Davis: No Sex (Tape) In The City, Only Babies

Eva Mendes Topless Photos, Still Not Pregnant

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-02-08

Jessica Alba- A Bra Would Only Slow Her Down

MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn's Baby Daddy Threatens Paps With Gun?

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears Lets It All Hang Out

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Hookers for Spitzer

UNCENSORED VIDEO: Sarah Silverman Roasts Pamela Anderson Beyond Belief

Katie Price's Nipple Slip

Sarah Silverman: I'm Fking Matt Damon**

**Jimmy Kimmel is F*cking Ben Affleck**

Pamela Anderson Strips for France

Uma Thurman's Boobs: You Got It, Flaunt It