FameCrawler : misery

Breaking Story: Gyllenspoon Getting Married

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Okay, well. This, if true, will absolutely blow my Jake-Is-Gay/Gyllenspoon-Is-Publicity-Stunt theories out of the water: rumor has it that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are headed to the altar.

According to friends of the couple, Jake proposed to Reese in October, while they were in Rome, but she said "not yet", so soon after her split from Ryan Phillippe. Howver, they say that she has since said "yes", after consulting with close friends.

According to TeenHollywood.com, a friend of the couple says, "Not only were they (her friends) crazy about Jake, they could see he was absolutely nuts about her. But you've go tot understand - Reese is a one-man woman who hates playing the field."

"When Jake proposed in Rome, he knew Reese needed time, and didn't really expect her to say 'yes' right away. He just wanted her to know that he was serious about their relationship - serious enough to make her his wife."

I am DYING to see if this turns out to be true.

Jake Cheating On Reese?

HerBadMother — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted out in West Hollywood the other day with a decidedly non-Reese-Witherspoony brunette. Was it a date? It looked like a date, according to an observer. "Jake waited on his friend hand and foot," said the spy, adding, "He was a real gentleman."

If it was a date, I guess we could put to rest the Jake-is-gay rumours, although these have already taken a hit from his persistence in hanging around Reese Witherspoon and her kids. Which would would be a shame for all us gossip-hags, who love speculating about who is gay almost as much as we love speculating about who is pregnant. But I suppose that a Jake's-a-cheating-cad! would be almost as good.

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Reese Witherspoon Tops List of Most-Liked Celebs

Karen — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Sour-faced Reese Witherspoon is well loved by fans, according to a poll run by E-Poll Market Research. They asked 1100 people aged 13 and older whom they found the most appealing, confident, glamorous, interesting and over-exposed, among other qualities.

Topping the list with Reese was Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie at #2 and #3, respectively.

At the bottom of the heap? Nicole Richie (sadly her reputation has a long way to go but I like her), Paris Hilton (ick), and Britney Spears.

If Gyllenspoon Is A Publicity Scam, It's A Freakin' Good One

HerBadMother — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:38:00 GMT

So, I've long been one of those nay-sayers on the whole Gyllenspoon thing. I put my money on it being a publicity stunt long ago, and swore to hold that bet. But damn it if those two haven't upped the ante by dragging the kids out over the holidays and playing at family stuff. I wouldn't put anything past these two and their publicists, except the exploitation of Reese's children, so if the children are being paraded around, I need to rethink my bet on the fakeitude of their relationship.

I've given serious consideration to the possibility that a) Jake is just tagging along on Witherspoon family outings as their eccentric-but-lovable 'Uncle Jake' and there is no suggestion of future step-daddy status implied, or b) Reese is not above drawing her children into elaborate publicity stunts, and while I think that a) might be a possibility, I find it hard to wrap my head around b). So I've decided to reserve my bets for or against the verisimilitude of this relationship and/or any claims concerning Jake's heterosexuality.

For now.

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Jake and Reese: Misery Loves Company

Karen — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Do these two ever crack a smile? You'd think the sight of a cute puppy would allow for some upside-down frowns, but sadly, no.

Does someone need a hug?

Photo Credit: Jezebel (and special mention to their commentors who crack me up daily.)