FameCrawler : lopez

Spying on the Neighbors:10-01-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:06:00 GMT

October? Really? I call shenanigans.

Madonna and David do the New Year (Jezebel)

JLo smells like a man (Celebrity Moms)

Laila Ali's baby (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Britney in the Bronx (Gossip Girls)

We don't care (Perez Hilton)

DiCaprio wants kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-22-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:57:00 GMT

It looks like a Fail Whale!

Pete Wentz falls down, goes boom (Jezebel)

Playdate for Maggie Gyllenhaal and Michelle Williams (Celebs and Bubs)

Jennifer Garner goes to the doctor (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Pregnant Pink Power Ranger (Knocked Up Celebs)

Beckinsale Backinla (Gossip Girls)

More pregnant Lopezes (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Teri Hatcher's attacker is dead (Perez Hilton)

Three things Zuma (Mamarazi)

Guess the Celebrity Mom

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Do you know who's walking away?

It's J.Lo! It looks like she went back to find Marc Anthony, but he didn't disappear, he just turned sideways.

Don't they sell food in Italy?

Photos

Spying on the Neighbors: 3-1-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:34:00 GMT

This is ridiculous. We should just pay our cable bill.

Apparently the strike wasn't enough vacation for Letterman (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Kate Moss drunk! Who would have thunk it? (Model Stalker)

Spears dancing herself skinny? (Gossip Girls)

McDreamy Motors (Just Jared)

Obama girls smarter than a 5th grader, er, Britney (Jezebel)

J-Lo really loves Dragon Tales! (Babyrazzi)

A Whole New World for Lopez and Anthony

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Annie Leibovitz has just released the third collection of photos in her series with Disney in which modern celebrities represent classic characters.

The above photo shows Jennifer Lopez, posed as Jasmine, and Marc Anthony as Aladdin from Disney's "Aladdin," in a piece called "Where a Whole New World Awaits."

Guess who has this carpet by the tail:

Oh, Whoopi! Looks like her magic expands beyond The View.

See previous photos and read more about Annie Leibovitz here and here.

Source: The Disney Blog

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Startling Video: More of J-Lo 's Breaking News!

Whit Honea — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:11:00 GMT

You've heard the news. Jennifer Lopez is officially pregnant. She and Marc Anthony announced it to her fans on the last stop of their tour. The place went crazy. I know, normally I would say you have to be crazy to go to a J-Lo concert, but seriously, the place goes insane.

Now see the amazing video that confirmed it all!!

Photo: Celebutopia

Pregnant Jennifer Lopez Works the Diamond

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:54:00 GMT

Finally, J-Lo is big enough to fulfill her lifelong dream of being a home plate umpire! This little game in Miami seems as safe a place as any for a pregnant woman to stand, right? I'm guessing that this group of athletes have their skills so honed as to ensure no foul balls get near Lopez. That's a little something the boys in the big leagues call 'mad skills.'

In the first picture Jennifer is giving the sign for "safe" which is not to be confused with "incomplete catch" or "why am I here." In the next photo there is one out, or perhaps someone did when they obviously should have didn't.

Photos: Celebutopia

Mario Lopez Says He Didn't Impregnate Britney Spears But He's Not Sure About the Other Fifty Girls He Sat On While Wearing This Outfit

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Mario Lopez is stepping forward to say he was not the father of the baby that Britney Spears supposedly miscarried earlier this year. Lopez, an Extra correspondent and ex-Dancing With The Stars contestant, says the rumors are unfounded. "This particular headline with Britney and the baby… it is laughable.” Sorry Mario, but I didn't hear a word you said - I was too busy trying to will that red cloth to fall down.

Who am I kidding? Britney could have gotten pregnant by a million other guys, including K-Fed or the local Starbucks barista who got on her good side by topping all her Frappuccinos with a dusting of cocaine. But I couldn't find any pictures of them baring a nicely-tanned ass-cheek, so I decided to write about Mario today. It's sort of like the casting couch, except with naughty pictures and bloggers.

Ellen DeGeneres is Pregnant!

Whit Honea — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:03:00 GMT

I would also would have accepted Ellen does J-Lo.

Either way, it's a good costume. Apparently her guest today is Jennifer Love Hewitt who will be dressed as Alice in Wonderland, but not as slutty as Paris' version.

Photo: Just Jared

Jenny Gloves: Everyone is Easy on J-Lo

Whit Honea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Why does Jennifer Lopez get off so easy? Keep your hand down Marc Anthony.

The star of street and screen is pregnant. You know it. I know it. David Letterman knows it. Yet, Dave never mentioned it.

This is the same guy that broke Paris Hilton down like some spoiled little rich girl. Well, that's an easy one I guess, but you get the point. Dave's been interviewing like he's got a pair. Enter Lopez.

The closest that Dave ever got to parenting was mention of J-Lo's own mother and her parenting style and a bit of his own advice from having a nearly 4-year-old (Harry).

The Lopez camp must have made it quite clear that there was to be no talk of the issue. It was after all her second easy interview of the day after being handled like a porcelain vase by Diane Sawyer just hours prior.

You can tell that Letterman was biting at the bit. He had a twinkle in his eye during this exchange:

“You think you’re prepared to have a child – you’re not – throw it all away,” said David Letterman. Lopez laughed.

“So," he continued, “the idea of having a family is daunting, isn’t it?”

“Yeah,” she smiled. “It is.”

See. J-Lo is pregnant. You know it. I know it. David Letterman knows it.

Photo: People

Yo! Halle Berry! If You Can Do It, So Can Jennifer Lopez

BadKitty — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:20:00 GMT

Hard on the heels of Halle's joyful announcement, JLo is once again letting us all know (in case anyone forgot from last time we didn't ask and she told us) that she is so totally ready to breed with her husband, Marc Anthony. Competitive much?

But, okay. Now we're all on notice that she's going to have vigorous, unprotected sex with her husband, just like Posh and Becks and Brad and Angie. Everyone in Hollywood is madly humping and bumping in the service of procreation. I'm sure the Church is thrilled, but just how are we supposed to respond to this information?

The greeting card industry should step in to fill a void with a new genre of celebrity greeting cards that addresses this situation. They could have messages like:

Good luck getting knocked up!
Hope you can slip in an orgasm, while you're at it!
Watch out for the ribcage on Skeletor!

Okay, maybe that last one only applies to Jenny from the Block. I might also pencil in another personalized message: start saving your pennies now for IVF because it's wicked expensive and most insurance policies don't cover the whole shebang. You know, just in case.

Source: Parent Dish

Photo credit: AP Photo/Stuart Ramson

Still Not Knocked Up: JLo Is Just Wearing a Giant, Shapeless, Totally Fashionable Dress

BadKitty — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:12:00 GMT

As happy as they look, and as billowing and "forgiving" as Jenny's loose chiffon fog swirl gown maybe, don't get any funny ideas. She's traveling solo, no baby's on board. Yet. We will continue the vigil.

In other JLo news: hey, cute bangles! Eeyich, Marc is still a creepy manorexic. And just what deal with the devil or Joan Collins' personal "lady doctor" does she have to keep her skin so insanely perfect? It's got to be something sinister or retail, because it ain't pregnancy glow. Sorry!

Photo credit: E Online