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That Chick Who Shot Her Boyfriend's Wife is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:05:00 GMT

I'll bet the name Amy Fisher doesn't ring a bell with you. But if I say the Long Island Lolita, the one who was having an affair with Joey Buttafuoco and then shot his wife Mary Jo in the face? Bingo!

Fisher and her husband, Lou Bellara, are expecting their third child together. The baby is due in October.

Oh, also? The couple attempted to market their own sex tape earlier this year.

Almost forgot - congrats to the happy couple!

Gag-o-rific: Amy Fisher to Promote Sex Tape With Husband

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:47:00 GMT

Any interest in seeing these two doing it? Amy Fisher, aka The Long Island Lolita, is joining her husband in an attempt to market a sex tape that was leaked on the internet. She tells the Associated Press, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."

The 'No. 1' claim may be a little ambitious on Amy's part. Judging by this picture of the sexay duo I wouldn't bet on the tape being a big seller. Although, I just read this morning that Alvin and the Chipmunks is a hit, so maybe I don't know crap about the public's taste.

Fisher, who has a six-year-old son and a three-year-old daughter, is most well known for her other role:. As a teenager she went to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her then-lover Joey Buttafuoco, in the face. The auto mechanic, twice her age, served time for statuatory rape for having sex with a 16-year old.

Fisher admits that as her kids get older it will be hard to explain to them what mommy does and why she's famous. I guess she can always show them the tape, or the Glock.

And You Thought YOUR Parents Were Embarassing: Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher Caught In Sex Tape Scandals

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:51:00 GMT

Amy Fisher, the "Long Island Lolita" turned soccer mom, is suing everybody she can find over the release of a sex tape that she says was made privately. Which, you know, is the right thing to do, really. Can't let those sex tapes just hit the Internet and the porn shop shelves without a fight. That would be wrong.

Wrong, that is, unless you're Joey Buttafuoco.

Word has it that Amy's ex-lover, Joey Buttafuoco - the man whose wife Amy shot when she was seventeen - also has a sex tape. And Joey is saying, apparently, that he won't kick up a fuss at all if his sex tape is somehow, erm, slipped into the hands of some unscrupulous porn distributor.

This is, I think, the most disturbing news that I've heard all day, with the possible exception of the story that Paris Hilton is being used to test pain tolerance in mice. A Joey Buttafuoco sex tape? Grrrrooooossss. Just because Ron Jeremy succeeded in porn doesn't mean that the world wants to see the other ugliest man alive getting his freak on. Also, the dude's got a family. Doesn't he realize that if his kids weren't already scarred for life from the Long Island Lolita scandal, this will gut and eviscerate them and leave them open to the worms of public humiliation. Dad's a total gross-out sleazebucket who screws young girls and shows his dick all over the Internet. That's gonna get in the way of bright, healthy futures for those kids, for sure.

On a brighter note, Amy Fisher has decided to forgive her husband for releasing the tape, which he did when Amy briefly left him this past spring for (wait for it) Joey Buttafuoco. Now that's family values, people.

(You can see stills from the video HERE. It'd be wrong, really, to look, but I'm not going to tell you what to do.)

Source: TMZ, Perez Hilton, New York Post