Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Here's something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?

That's right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You're probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)

But calm down - it's only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, "Labor Pains."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

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Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:35:00 GMT

I have a dilemma: I can't decide who I dislike more, Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, those two money-grubbing attention whores who are selling out their kids. It's like having to choose between having rotten chicken or sour milk - they both smell, are way beyond their sell date and will probably give you the runs.

Dina Lohan's reality show premiered on E! last night, and Michael Lohan couldn't resist putting in his expert opinion. On his blog on OK! magazine's website he writes:

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a worldly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.

I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

I'm telling you, I can't decide. It's like Sophies Choice over here.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

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Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!