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Lindsay Lohan Trumps Clay Aiken's 'Oh, Hey, I'm A Gay Dad' Reveal. Sort Of. Maybe.

HerBadMother — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

But not if Daddy has anything to say about it. Even though Lindsay stated pretty clearly in a radio interview that she and Samantha Ronson have been "going out" for "a very long time," Michael Lohan insists that his little girl is no Sapphist.

They "tricked her" into saying that she's dating Ronson, he insists.

Chill, Dad. It's not like they've adopted a baby and planted themselves on the front page of Us Weekly. And everyone's still paying more attention to Clay Aiken and his single gay dad schtick, so. Whatevs. And Samantha seems like a real nice girl, so, you know. Chill.

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Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Here's something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?

That's right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You're probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)

But calm down - it's only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, "Labor Pains."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

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Ashlee Simpson Upgrades Pete Wentz

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:27:00 GMT

So the young starlet took her new husband's name, Wentz.

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man,” she tells People. “It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” She says that privately she’ll go by Ashlee Wentz and professionally she’ll be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

Um, okay. Why not pick one?

Pete Wentz had nothing intelligent to say, “These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee,” Wentz says. “I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them.”

Still, he admits, he was flattered. “Oh man, I was like upgrade me! You know what I’m saying? The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” he says. “It feels insane. It feels unreal.”

I personally can't wait for these two Einsteins to procreate. Oh wait.

No, Really: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 May 2008 07:10:00 GMT

Confirming what is probably the worst kept secret in history (besides the one about Lindsay Lohan being gay) newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting a child together.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," the couple wrote on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com. "This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Simpson and Wentz got married on May 17 at Jessica Simpson's Los Angeles home. The new bride just changed her name to Ashlee Wentz but will go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz professionally.

Congratulations Ashlee and Pete! We sort of already knew about the whole baby thing, by the way.

Let's Talk About Ashlee Simpson's Boobs!

[photo: E!Online]

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:35:00 GMT

I have a dilemma: I can't decide who I dislike more, Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, those two money-grubbing attention whores who are selling out their kids. It's like having to choose between having rotten chicken or sour milk - they both smell, are way beyond their sell date and will probably give you the runs.

Dina Lohan's reality show premiered on E! last night, and Michael Lohan couldn't resist putting in his expert opinion. On his blog on OK! magazine's website he writes:

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a worldly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.

I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

I'm telling you, I can't decide. It's like Sophies Choice over here.

[photo: MSNBC.com]