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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Levi Johnston - Reluctant Celebrity?

trix — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Levi Johnston succumbed to the pressure. What pressure you might ask, as did I?

He gave in and hired a publicist. He needs a publicist? I'm so going to hire one tomorrow.

Apparently he needs a publicist to handle all things Levi, including his need to be famous.

Poor guy. He's fading from the spotlight and he desperately wants to stay in it and is doing whatever he can to maintain his status of celebrity.

Maybe his publicist can help him get into college.

Bristol Palin and Son Tripp Cover People

Levi Johnston's Mom Says Relations with Palins are Thawing

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston - Stay Away From My Kids

trix — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:03:00 GMT

This whole Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston thing is getting pretty funny. They are lambasting each other about whatever they can think of and I think they are looking pretty silly.

Bristol is going on about how yes, it's hard to practice abstinence, but really, it's the best choice out there.

Levi says that abstinence is unrealistic. He told "The Early Show", " I don't just think telling young kids, 'you can't have sex' ... it's not going to work ... it's not realistic."

There is absolutely nothing that these two kids could say, that I would ever pass on to my kids. I mean really, how much did you know when you were 17 or 18. Sure we thought we knew everything, but we were sadly mistaken, we knew very little.

These kids have a whole lot of growing up to do and frankly, they are not in any position to tell any kid what they should or should not do.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, would you let them advise your kids, or would you just use them as an example?

Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin Eater

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington - Do Good

Jon & Kate's Neighbors Speak Up

Bristol Wants Levi in Tripps Life

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Camila Alves To Host "Shears Genius"

Josh loposer — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:30:00 GMT

Perhaps best known as Matthew McConaughey's baby mama, Camila Alves will be taking to the small screen to host Bravo's Shear Genius next season.

Since Matthew and Camila welcomed their son Levi in July, Camila hasn't been super busy with her modeling career. Her latest endeavor as a handbag designer hasn't exactly been going smoothly. In fact, it got kind of ugly there for a bit. Now, it seems that Camila's getting a pretty clean shot at getting her career back on track.

Sure, it may be a kinda cheesy reality show where stylists compete for $100,000 grand prize, but it's a pretty sweet gig if you ask me. It certainly ought to help give her celebrity status a boost ... and give people like me something else to call her besides "McConaughey's baby mama."

It's got to be tough going back into the workforce for the first time after you've been able to spend every waking moment with your baby. Maybe she can chat it up with Amy Poehler, who just returned to the small screen on Parks and Recreation. Did anybody watch last week's episode of P&R by the way? What did you think?

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Sarah Palin Is In The News Again

trix — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin sure is having a rough time of it lately, hasn't she. She's been all over the news lately and it's not necessarily a good thing.

The latest little tid-bit is that her sister-in-law was arrested for breaking into a house in her home town of Wasilla to steal money, for the second time this week.

Wisely, Sarah's husband Todd Palin declined to comment.

At least it's better than her own kids in the news, you know for bad stuff.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 1-30-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:14:00 GMT

Steelers by 10. You heard it here first.

Zuma (Perez Hilton)

Alba and world history (TMZ)

Levi's new hair (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Scooter boys (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Flawless Angie (Jezebel)

Heidi's throwing it in (Asshat Hollywood)

Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

It turns out that one of the many magazines that Sarah Palin reads is People. Even Governors need to kill time in the check-out line.

Grandma Palin called the magazine to talk about her teenage daughter Bristol, her baby daddy Levi Johnston and their new bundle o'joy Tripp. She's pretty excited. If People had a couch Palin would have been jumping on it.

“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time. They are certainly not high school dropouts. [Any suggestion otherwise] harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s reputation and their chances for good work opportunities.”

Notice that nowhere in that sentence is the idea of college even approached. Go Seawolves!

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

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Levi and His Mama

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey's baby mama Camila Alves took little Levi to the supermarket in Beverly Hills.

This is news, people.

Actually, it's not news, but Camila is looking pretty good. What's up with the rich and famous and post-baby weight? Something is screwy in Hollywood.

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Matthew McConaughey Going Bongo in Brazil

Karl Erikson — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:05:00 GMT

It's holiday time and holidays are for families. Little Levi has a big one, and an international family at that. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took baby Levi to Brazil to spend some time with Camila's family. They flew in to Rio, then were off to Camila's home town so Levi could meet everyone.

While in Rio, Matthew and Camila took a little date night. First they took a salsa lesson, then Matthew went up to play the bongos. Surprisingly, he left his clothes on.

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Levi and Grandma Multo

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-21-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Everybody's working for the weekend.

The Schiffers (Jezebel)

Camila and Levi (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Reese is icy (Perez Hilton)

Nicole says no (Celebrity Moms)

Will Ferrell's secret garden (Scanner)

Smiling Violet (Gossip Girls)

Levi and Grandma Multo

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves had their hands full with some home construction. Luckily, Camila's mother Multo Abrigado doesn't mind holding on to baby Levi. Getting him back will be the hard part.

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Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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The Terror Of Sarah Palin

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is a terror, a book burning terror.
Tales From The Crypt editor-in-chief Jim Salicrup revived the comic book 16 months ago and just recently put Sarah Palin on the cover. The reason he put her on the cover of the terror filled comic book, isn't to show support for Barack Obama but to speak out against the very thing that made the original publisher close down the operation in 1955.
On the cover Sarah Palin yells out, "Didn't we get rid of you guys in the 50's?" This is supposed to represent the rumor of her wanting to burn books in the Wasila library and the real threat of censorship.

"According to Jim Salicrup, editor-in-chief of Papercutz, the publisher that revived the classic title about 16 months ago. "This was not a partisan thing. People tend to think of everything as black and white these days—you are either for or against one of the parties 100%. But for us this was about the history of EC Comics, the original publisher of ’Tales from the Crypt.’ Anyone who knows that history knows that even of whiff of banning books is going to get us angry."

"Tales From the Crypt is not endorsing any political candidates, nor are we attacking any candidates. What usually seems to be behind banning books is an attempt to repress ideas that may offer alternative political views. This is not only un-American—blatantly violating the very concept of free speech—but it is assuming that people are unable to come to their own informed conclusions."

Be sure to run out and buy a copy.

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Sarah Palin Scored 841 on SATs?

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

PlumberGate: Joe The Plumber IS Related to Charles Keating, and Also Owes Back Taxes!

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

Joe the Plumber: Republican Plant and Relative of Charles Keating?

Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

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Pumpkin Patch Kids: Sawyer and Sara

Whit Honea — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch is the place to be. Sara Gilbert and her 14-month-old daughter Sawyer went in search of the perfect pumpkin on a crisp fall day in Hollywood (that means it was in the mid-70s). Four-year-old Levi is either not pictured or missing out.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 10-13-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Who's going on the horse trailer tonight?

Nicole Richie is domesticated? (CelebSpin)

Hugh Jackman is a washboard (BWE)

Levi sounds like a winner (Perez Hilton)

Britney flashes some nipple (The Superficial)

Jennifer and Violet (Gossip Girls)

Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Palin Family On The Cover OF Enquirer! Secrets Exposed!

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Matthew McConaughey Won't be Outdone by JLo

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Hey, JLo isn't the only celebrity parent trying to work off some baby fat. Wait, did she have baby fat?

She probably had about as much as McConaughey.

The two competed this weekend in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon- JLo with a bad and foot and McConaughey with a cool buzz or possibly hangover.

I spent my weekend sitting on my ass, so there.

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Matthew McConaughey is Quotable?

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:43:00 GMT

The chance to quote Matthew McConaughey is always one to be leapt at. Therefore, I give you his take on becoming a family, which is pretty spot on.

"I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen. [Camila Alves] is the love of my life. We’re a family now. I see the future and it’s clearer to me. Walking around with this cool responsibility all the time, it’s a wonderful thing.”

I know, I know, I know.

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Palin Kids: Piper and Trig Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Finally, a Sarah Palin moment that we can put our full support behind! Seven-year-old Piper was holding her little brother (nephew?)Trig during her mother's speech at the Republican National Convention when she gave him some rural grooming. It was pretty cute. I still slick my kids up like that, although I tend to use less spit and more vodka.

The video is below:

The original Palin post

Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech

Diddy on Palin (NSFW)

Vetting Sarah Palin

Baby Daddy Levi Johnston

Palin trouble- Photos

Bristol and Jamie Lynn

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Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:50:00 GMT

Okay, you've read the facts and some made-up stuff, now see more of the same! GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC to all of the U.S., and the reviews were mixed. One thing is certain, she's McCain's attack-dog. Biden was cast in this role as well. Is that what vice presidents have come to?

If you want actual facts they are available here from the liberal media.

See the video below:

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Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation in the media, by which I mean the real media- that being people with neckties and make-up artists, not unshaven bloggers in their underwear (and some men, too) that John McCain's team dropped the ball regarding the vetting[1] process of Sarah Palin.

We're inclined to agree.

That's why we here at FameCrawler, home of all things fameish and crawlesque have decided to help you, the voter. We've done some pretty extensive ~~drinking~~ vetting ourselves over the weekend (McCain, you owe us a house each) and have some interesting information on Mrs. Palin, some of which is actually true!

Here is a list of the items we uncovered without ever stepping foot in Alaska (not that there is anything wrong with that):

The Original Palin Post: John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as VP

Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy - I Don't Want Kids (Oops!)

Pregnant Teen Bristol Palin - Photos

Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin's Husband Arrested For DUI

Sarah Palin Being Investigated (Child Custody,Threats & Lies)

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin

NUDE! Sarah Palin Naked Photo?!

Bristol gets her drink on

Sarah Palin's Dark Secrets (Photos)!

Proof that Baby Trig is NOT Sarah Palin's Baby!?

Palin's First Baby Daddy to Attend Republican National Convention: Will Bring Mullet

Trig and Bristol: Palin Family Names Run Amok

Political Nanny: Obama Offended by Implied Link to Palin Family Rumors

'Palin Should Go Back to the Kitchen' and 4 More WTF Comments About the VP Pick

McCain, Palin oppose teen pregnancy aid and sex education

Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC video

Palin family online: real or fake

Piper & Trig Palin: A Pretty Cute Video

The "Barracuda" Scandal(ish)

9 Most Disturbing Beliefs

Palin on Newsweek (and a dead bear)

Palin Affair?

Affair is False!

Robin Williams is Still Funny?!

When Hairy Met Pali

Sarah Racist?

Trailer Trash?

Todd Palin Subpoenaed!

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL! Video!

This list will be updated for your browsing and vetting pleasure. McCain, we're serious about the houses!

[1] From Wikipedia:

Vetting is a process of examination and evaluation. Specifically, vetting often refers to performing a background check on someone before offering them employment. In addition, in intelligence gathering, assets are vetted to determine their usefulness.

In the United States, a party's presidential nominee must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee. In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.

To vet was originally a horse-racing term, referring to the requirement that a horse be checked for health and soundness by a veterinarian before being allowed to race. Thus, it has taken the general meaning "to check."

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More Trouble For Sarah Palin- Photos!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh dear, when is it all going to end.? Bristol Palin is starting to look like she's going to be the bane of her mothers existence, or at least her campaign for VP.

Some new pictures have surfaced of Bristol who is only 17 partaking in, oh my don't say it, underage drinking. She's actually not drinking in the photos, but posing with alcohol bottles. The beer is open though, so who's to say whether she was or wasn't drinking it. There are also some shots of her with guns and Levi Johnston, the father of her unborn child. That is if she's even really pregnant.

Now, in Alaska a child can consume alcohol if it is given to her by her parents so...just saying...

I'll be honest my parents allowed my sister and I to taste their adult beverages, but to let us consume whole ones by ourselves, not so much.

For more Sarah Palin family escapades and mishaps click here. Tons of stories included.

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