FameCrawler : lapdance

Rosie O'Donnell to Lap Dance for Jimmy Kimmel

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:54:00 GMT

I don't care if Letterman is a rerun, it's gotta be better than the scene playing out on Kimmel's show. According to inTouch:

(Rosie) admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but just hasn't gotten around to yet is to "give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance." She'd better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host wasted no time in accepting her offer. "God is listening to your prayers," said Jimmy on his show last night. "Let me just say, Rosie, I accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash."

What's funny is that I have a similar wish, but it's for something I've never wanted to see. Kismet.

I wonder if Rosie lets the kids watch Kimmel. This has therapy written all over it.

Photo: FallOutCentral

Hugh and Oscar: The Jackmen

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Hugh Jackman who is currently filming the X-Men spin-off Wolverine went out for a little stroll and some shopping in Sydney with his son Oscar.

Now, I can't speak for Oscar, but I'm guessing he's a little more excited about this:

Than this:

Photo: Celebrity Moms

David Beckham and Posh Have Fake Boob Withdrawal

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Apparently David and Victoria Beckham were more affected by boobgate than previously thought. The couple recently spent some quality time at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas where I understand fake boobs are actually grown and harvested.

According to reports they were in private room for 3 hours. I'm guessing that is the time it took for Posh to pick out her next round of blouse goodies.

We all know that nothing else happens in the champagne room.

Photo: Hollywood Rag