FameCrawler : lap dance

Surprise! George Clooney's A Dad!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is one hot pop. At least according to patrons of swank Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor. The boutique polled their customers and asked who they thought was the hottest dad or dad-to-be in Hollywood, and childless Clooney was inexplicably on the list.

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey took first place (must be that smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom chest of his) and Ashton Kutcher came in second. Clooney came in third with an impressive 836 votes.

Maybe there's something George isn't telling us, or maybe those votes were cast by 836 friends of Sarah Larson who are trying to send the "Michael Clayton" actor a message.

Then again, could be that George just used the phrase, 'Come to Daddy' a little too often around town.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

Source

George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

Source

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT

If you're like me, you've been unable to sleep at night wondering why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson. While we may never know (do you know how hard it is to hack into George Clooney's Blackberry?) I have a theory.

Shortly after Larson moved into Clooney's Hollywood Hills home earlier this year, Larson reportedly told friends that she wanted to have children soon because her "biological clock was ticking."

“Sarah feels her biological clock is ticking and wants to get pregnant by the time she’s 30,” the source said at the time.

So Sarah wanted a baby before 30. And how old is she now? 29. Case closed.

Rosie O'Donnell to Lap Dance for Jimmy Kimmel

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:54:00 GMT

I don't care if Letterman is a rerun, it's gotta be better than the scene playing out on Kimmel's show. According to inTouch:

(Rosie) admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but just hasn't gotten around to yet is to "give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance." She'd better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host wasted no time in accepting her offer. "God is listening to your prayers," said Jimmy on his show last night. "Let me just say, Rosie, I accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash."

What's funny is that I have a similar wish, but it's for something I've never wanted to see. Kismet.

I wonder if Rosie lets the kids watch Kimmel. This has therapy written all over it.

Photo: FallOutCentral

Will Pamela Anderson Give George Bush a Lap Dance, Too?

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT

In just one more sign that the end of days are upon us, Pamela Anderson will attending a function at the White House as an invited guest.

The newly, and once again, single mom (photographed above while watching her son's baseball game) will be joining a list of 'who's whos' and 'who the hell are theys' as guests at the annual White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner. Other invited celebrities include Lauren Conrad, Hayden Panettiere, and FameCrawler regulars Ben Affleck and Marcia Cross. Are any of them Bush supporters?

I wonder if Bush ranks higher than Hef? She does have a thing for magicians and he did make all of those WMDs disappear. Could be kismet.

Photo: Celebrity Girls

Britney on Video: Get Off My F*ckin'Car!

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Britney stopped at Starbucks in Beverly Hills yesterday, making one Starbucks employee insane with no-tolerance policies as the paparazzi swarmed the store and asked about the children. Hilarity ensues.

My favorite part is the weird noise she makes after she balks at the price of Starbucks garb and counts out her change: "10, 11, 12, 13, 14 I'm embarrassed now."

Yeah you should be sweetheart -- for so many reasons but not knowing all the prices at Starbucks ought to top the list since you're there 34 times a day!

Gimmie No More: Britney Spears Banned From Club

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been banned from Hollywood hotspot "Winston" after a slew of drama back on October 29th. Apparently the popwreck argued with the bartender to trade clothes with her and the bartender refused. She was also "obsessed" with the manager but got "sick" of her attention.

A regular customer told press, “It was exciting when she was there. The whole bar would revolve around her.”

If I was that bartender I would have refused too. Yuck! I mean she doesn't look as dirty as Amy Winehouse but she certainly has a certain amount of ick to her -- espcially up close. Nasty!

Nicole Richie Leaves Anti-Drinking Program

Karen — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Nicole Richie was granted a leave from the anti-drinking program she attends. This is not uncommon for participants to do as long as they have a valid reason -- hers being concern for her safety, says her rep.

"They offer that option to anyone with a medical condition of any kind," the rep says. "She is not receiving special treatment."

At 8 months pregnant, she is taking the break to spend last days of pregnancy at home before baby is born.

Sentenced in July, Richie must complete the 18 month program as a result of her sentencing for a DUI conviction.

You know, if this wasn't Hollywood, it would look a lot different: Mom gets a DUI, gets knocked up, serves time in jail and leaves rehab program to have baby. Throw some overalls on her and a trailer behind her and it's a different story altogether:

Source: People

Britney's Lawyer Files A Request to Have Random Drug Testing Brought to an End

Karen — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:05:00 GMT

In the latest twist of the complicated case that is Britney and Kevin's custody battle, Britney's lawyer filed to have those pesky random drug tests to a screeching halt.

Considering her behaviour since this case began, I doubt Commissioner Gordon is going to allow this motion to pass. That'd be like saying Scooby Doo could have all the Scooby Snacks he wanted and also raise puppies. And by puppies, I mean babies, and by Scooby Snacks I mean vodka shots with Red Bull. And by Scooby Doo, I mean Charles Manson. Okay I'm pushing it but didn't Kevin's supposed girlfriend say some crap about Britney killing the kids? Yeah she did, so bite me.

Also in breaking (yawn) news, the parenting coach from hell is set to present her findings to the judge.

Here's how it'll go down:

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went tanning

- picked up kids

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went to get nails done

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- took kids to lunch

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- dropped kids off

See? YAWN.

Ryan Seacrest Says Britney Spears was Lap Dancing

Karen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Remember that silly song "Gimmie More" and the outrageously true-to-life stripper act Britney acted out in the video? Yeah well, Ryan Seacrest, squealing pig to the stars was on air this morning and said he witnessed Britney "I'm not gonna kill my kids y'all" Spears lap dancing while partying with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Said Seacrest, “I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

I called my husband right away (Biggest Dallas Cowboy's Fan Ever) to report this to him and asked if there was anything about Romo I could poke fun at. "NO!" he exclaimed, "He's a good guy! He's the quarterback!"

"Great," I replied, "So all I can say is dude better have showered after that skank was all over him?"

"Yeah," he replied, "with a pressure washer," and then he began to weep.