FameCrawler : joan rivers

BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:40:00 GMT

Anyone waiting for a Sex and the City movie sequel surely wasn't expecting this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will soon welcome their second and third children! The couple's reps say they are expecting twin daughters this summer through a surrogate.

Their publicists said Tuesday that the SATC star and her husband are "overjoyed."

The twins will join big brother James Wilke, 6.

Congratulations to SJP and Matthew! Now can we put those divorce rumors to rest?

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Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Got Hitched Last Night (Video)

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:05:00 GMT

It's official: Howard Stern got married to longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky last night. The A-list private event took place at New York's famed Le Cirque restaurant. Either my invitation got lost in the mail or Le Cirque never forgave me for the whole silverware-stealing misunderstanding.

Kelly Ripa and husband Mark Consuelos were among the guests and Consuelos, who became an ordained minister over the summer, performed the ceremony.

Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Adam Carolla, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Joan Rivers, Stern's radio cohosts Robin Quivers and Artie Lang, Chevy Chase, Donald and Melania Trump and John Stamos were among the 180 guests that attended.

No word on whether any of Stern's children attended; he has three daughters with ex-wife Allison, whom he was married to for 20 years.

This doesn't appear to be a prank like the one he pulled in 2006, when he announced that he and Ostrosky had gotten married only to admit later that it wasn't true. If it is a prank, I totally want my toaster back that I sent them as a gift.

Here's a video of Stern and Ostrosky's celeb friends arriving for the wedding:

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Angelina's Post Baby Body Revealed- Photos

trix — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:28:00 GMT

It's official Angelina Jolie and her post baby body have landed in New York. Everyone is so curious to see how she looks after having the twins. Here are the pictures, how does she look?

It's just like them to try to sneak into town so early in the morning. Angelina looks a little tired, but on the plus side her hair looks super shiny and soft. Hopefully the twins were able to sleep through the flight and not be colicky on the flight. We all know how much crying babies suck on a flight. If not, go ask Ivana.

Here's the link for the photos.

She looks very concentrated doesn't she?

I hope Brad's mustache is for a part in a movie.

Angelina's First Red Carpet Appearance Since Having Twins

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Joan Rivers:Tactless and Rude

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Joan Rivers is a tactless broad.

She recently criticized Angelina Jolie for being "stupid" and while her comments might have been in jest or to get a laugh, they were down-right mean.

Who says things like that about people who are clearly suffering?

Yes, Angelina is richer than Croesus, she's beautiful, she has Brad Pitt as her partner in life, and she has six wonderful children. She may appear to have it all, and all the haters are going to say what does she have to worry about? Just this, every woman deals with pregnancy and birth in different ways. Some develop post-partum, sometimes called the baby blues, some lose their baby weight extremely fast some aren't so lucky, but we're all different. We don't know what is going on in that house besides the rumors we hear, give the poor girl a break.

Joan Rivers used Angelina as the butt of her jokes, or her centerpiece for her gags while being interviewed on U.K. TV show GMTV. She told reporters, ""Well, I've worked with stupid actresses - I've worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said 'WET FLOOR' one time, and she did!"
"I mean she's attractive, but not a bright girl. Stunningly beautiful but stupid…she would have asked Stevie Wonder, 'What's your favourite colour?'"

I know that a joke is a joke and that's fine, but there is a line between being funny, and being needlessly cruel. Joan must be trying to create drama again, probably because she loved the adrenalin rush she felt when she got kicked off of "Loose Women" for cursing on live T.V.

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Sir Paul is Too Good To Say It, So I Will: Hey Heather, The Money's on Bureau, Now Scram!

BadKitty — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:04:00 GMT

We knew Heather Mills was a filthy whore, and now we know her price. In the divorce settlement with the wonderful Sir Paul McCartney, she is stealing a ridiculous amount of cash as part of their secret divorce agreement. Fortunately it's not so secret that it prevents us from getting every detail. Let's break this down:

All of Bea's expenses, from now until she is 18. This includes schooling, security, nannies, and travel. Paul is such a good dad that you know he will be completely generous with his daughter above and beyond that.
Seven million dollars each year until Bea turns 18. I guess this includes...what? Food? Rent? Heather's botox?
A lump sum between $50 and $60 million. This is obviously payment for "services" rendered. By Heather. A little higher than her "usual" rate.

There is reportedly a stipulation that bans both of them from talking about why the marriage broke down. Ha. Maybe so. But that doesn't apply to Stella. She knows where to find a sympathetic ear at FameCrawler. Call me!

Paul is so nice, signing cds for fans.

Heather has so much filler in her cheeks she's starting to look like Joan Rivers.

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