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Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman used to grace these pages a bit more when she was the subject of pregnancy speculation by one Jimmy Kimmel (or Matt Damon). Then she and Kimmel broke-up and the speculation ended. Then she and Damon stopped f*@%ing, and Silverman rode off into the FameCrawler sunset. Or so we thought.

She has a new video and it doesn't involve her being a celebrity parent. It involves her being a celebrity grandkid. Sure, we'll roll with it (because it's funny).

The video is very ~~liberal~~ progressive and will probably offend someone, which I'm sure will make Silverman quite happy. Every time she pisses someone off she gets a dollar. That's a good deal, especially for her.

Here's Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep Video (NSFWish):

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Christina Aguilera Baby Photos: A Big FLOP

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera showed off her new son Max in People recently and the mag paid out a reported $2 million for the first, exclusive shots.

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The issue is expected to sell 1.3 million copies, which sounds like alot, however, the magazine's average weekly sales is 1.4 million copies. Well that bites. Apparently People isn't concerned and doesn't think of the underwhelming response as a loss.

An insider said, "They probably do it to keep someone else from getting their hands on it and to preserve their reputation that they always get the best on weddings and babies."

Regardless of "sales," her son is a sweetie!

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My Baby Is Better Than Your Baby: Christina Aguilera & Nicole Richie - Who Won?

Christina Aguilera Adopting!

Christina Aguilera Talks About Baby Max and Penis Balloons!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera opens up about her first born son, Max - calling into the Ryan Seacrest radio show on KIIS-FM. Xtina said that having a baby has inspired her next album. She's going to write about diapers and sore nipples? Awesome!

The Dirrty singer also discussed Max's Bris:

"I'm not Jewish, my husband is. I really had no idea about the bris.... It was a very sweet experience. We had a lot of close friends come over and experience the bris with us. We're such a non-conventional couple... we had penis balloons everywhere!" Penis balloons? Reminds me of a bachlorette party I went to once....but I digress.

Christina's new DVD is Back to Basics: Live and Down Under.

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Christina Aguilera Names Her Son?

Christina Aguilera and Baby Max First Photos

Baby Max Liron Has His Bris

Sassy Smith — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed their son on January 12 and they celebrated his first week of life by having his bris. A bris is a Hebrew baby naming and circumcision ceremony usually performed on the eighth day after the child is born.

Max Liron was officially named and more than a dozen friends and family members attended his big day. Max is following in daddy's footsteps - Jordan comes from a Jewish family and when he and Christina married, they had a Jewish ceremony.

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The Un-Christmas Dinner at Madonna's House

Karen — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:09:00 GMT

Recent gossip surrounding Madonna and Christmas (whether she celebrates or whether she doesn't) had me confused until I realized she is crazy. Personally I could care less if her family celebrates Christmas, since it's something I'd love to quit but only because of the running around. I wish Santa was real so I could sit back and enjoy the holiday!

This story caught my attention and I heard a scream as I finished reading it: "No Wire Hangers!"

Yes, Madonna reminds me of a ghost of Christmas past -- Joan Crawford.

Oh I hope it's not like that in their house, but this tidbit from "a friend" had me concerned:

"They entertain beautifully, but it isn't what you would call conventional,'' a friend says.

"A housekeeper will set out a great big table covered in stuff, all macrobiotic, which no one dares eat unless Madonna tucks in.

"They're all terrified of her.''

Apparently Madonna never strays from her daily 2-3 hour workout. So there's speculation she'll fit that in as well. I guess if she doesn't have to cook a giant turkey and stuffing, she's got the time.

Maybe she's on to something, but it sounds miserable to me. Hurry up Lourdes and write a book.

No Christmas For Madonna's Family!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Bahumbug! Madonna cancelled Christmas and refuses to give her kids presents.

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Guy Ritchie, Madonna's husband, said they do not allow their 7 year old son, Rocco, two year old son David and 11 year old Lourdes to celebrate the Christian holiday. Madge is a devote follower of Kabbalah, a mystical off shoot of Judaism. Guy told BANG Showbiz at the premiere of Fred Clause, "We cancelled Christmas two years ago in our household. Once we canceled it, we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more."

Kabbalah followers only celebrate Jewish holy days. They don't recognize Christmas or Easter because they don't believe that Jesus is the son of God. Madonna got involved in Kabbalah in the late 90's and has spent $2.4 million dollars promoting her religion around the world in the past few years. She also changed her name to the ancient Hebrew name of Esther and has written a series of children's books based on the faith's teachings.

Well Madonna used to like Santa because she sang a song about it. And here's a Christmas present from me to you because I'm not cancelling Christmas.

Photo source: yoga-ez.com

Mel Gibson is a Grandpa: Let's Hope Hate Doesn't Skip A Generation

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Everybody's favorite Anti-Semitic Mel Gibson is now a grandfather. You know what that means, next stop is the old folks home where he can sit with a blanket on his lap and mumble racism all day. They love that there.

Gibson's daughter Hannah gave birth to Mel's first grandchild on October 10th.