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Katie Price Cancels Exclusive Interview, Not Talking

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:30:00 GMT

What's really going on in the increasingly messy divorce between Katie and Andre?

Katie was going to tell us all about the divorce and her plans for the future on Jonathan Ross' TV show this Friday night, but now she's backed out of the interview. Why? Her publicist says it's because "she's not ready to talk that publicly about what's going on."

I'm guessing that it has more to do with the fact that she's recently retained one of the highest paid divorce attorneys around, Fiona Shackleton (the lawyer that represented Paul McCartney in the Heather Mills split).

The subject of the interview was to be: "her separation from Peter Andre and her hopes for the future." Maybe Shackleton reminded her that anything she says or does can be held against her in a court of law.

Denying her pleas to give it another shot, Peter Andre is asking for a 'quickie' divorce. He's apparently ready to formalize the separation and get his custody rights in writing. Says Peter after reuniting with his kids Junior Savva Andrea and Princess Tiaamii.

"I hadn't seen the kids for over a week and it was hell. I missed them so much it actually made me ache inside. I spoke to them every day on the phone but it's not the same as seeing them in person and giving them hugs and kisses."

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of May 9th

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Hello, Harlow!

Sheyla Hershey's Got Big (Size FFF) Dreams

Nicole Kidman: DUMPED

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Post Baby Bikini Bod!

Secrets of How Celebrity Moms Lost Their Baby Weight

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Pregnant Posh! Beckham Baby on the Way!

Sarah Jessica Parker's Pregnancy News!

Laura Fay Is N.Y. Rep. Vito Fossella's Baby Mama

Pamela Anderson NOT Pregnant

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson is denying reports that she is pregnant. Not through her publicists, mind you: on her blog.

Earlier today she updated her official blog with this post:

"1/10/2008
No

No."

Not the most erudite or convincing denial, but whatever. What do you think? Is she preggo, or no?

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BREAKING NEWS: Pam Anderson is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:25:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that Pam Anderson is PREGNANT. This, along with the news that her divorce from Rick Salomon is back on after being called off, after being on, and then called off the first time. I swear I saw a production of Hamlet done by paralyzed mimes that was easier to follow.

Salomon is reportedly telling friends that his wife is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and he hopes that she'll settle back into the marriage. Anderson is asking for spousal support (but not child support) in her divorce petition. Looks like Salomon will have to make a crapload of sex tapes to make those payments.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Soloman Can't Make Up Their Minds

Karen — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

So the divorce that we talked about here, that quickly turned into "they were going to work things out?" Yeah, the split is on again. US Weekly reports that divorce papers were served To Rick, Love Pam, on December 28th.

If this divorce actually goes through, it will be the 3rd one for Pammie. She recently blogged on her site: "2007 was an interesting year for me. What's the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do – my way... I'm going to be proud of every single day – and make sure I do not veer from the path."

Yes, nothing makes me prouder than marrying yet another sex tape "star" like myself, and acting like a cougar in heat.

Victoria Beckham Has Thousands of Dollars Worth of Clothing Stolen!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice has had her clothing stolen from her dressing room in Germany.

Beckham, according to reports, was furious after realizing her dressing room had had tens of thousands dollars worth of clothes missing. Funny enough though, none of the other Spice girls had anything taken.

Britain's Sunday Mirror reported Victoria was distraught to find that the thieves had bagged a red satin dressing robe that Roberto Cavailli had designed personally for her to wear backstage. It had "Mrs Beckham" on the front and "Posh" on the back. A source was quoted, "Victoria's post show high was ruined when she noticed stuff had been nicked. All the other girls' dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria's possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage."

"The thieves ran away with a red satin Cavailli robe, glitzy stage costumes, 2 pairs of $10,000 shoes, jackets and jewellery."

Well, we all know that Post can afford to replace it, but no matter how rich someone is, having your things rifled through and then stolen is a horrible feeling. It's happened to me and although my things aren't worth what Victoria Beckham's things are worth, it's an awful feeling. I actually feel bad for her!

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Big Breasted Katie Price Is The Virgin Mary

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie Price, aka Jordan, celebrity "glamour model", is dressed as The Virgin Mary in the UK's version of OK! magazine. Her husband Peter Andre plays the role of Joseph, their newborn baby is Jesus and their two sons, Harvey and Junior are some unknown biblical figures.

Jordan shot to fame after she posed topless on Page 3 in The Sun and has had numerous flings with celebs and sports stars. Katie was reportedly going to take out her implants as a Christmas present to her husband. Not sure if she actually did but until then, Baby Jesus sure isn't going to go hungry!

Merry Christmas!

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Britney Spears Is A 'Beautiful Pro'

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a 'beautiful pro?'

Apparently she is. According to "Piece of Me," director, Wayne Isham, who said, "On set, she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day." I think he's confusing Brit with the Britney 'look a likes.'

He continued, "She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again (he'd directed her in I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)." Isham has directed the likes of Madonna, Metallica, Faith Hill and 'N Sync, so you'd think he'd know what he's talking about. I'm still convinced he's referring to one of the extra's on the set. I can't imagine Spears impressing anyone smarter than a Cheeto. Perhaps I'm cynical.

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Game On: Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon Want to Work it Out

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Pam Anderson is a crazy, crazy woman. The ink isn't even dry on the paperwork yet and she's already changed her mind about getting a divorce. Doesn't she know this isn't something to be taken lightly? Marriage isn't something casual, like breast implants, that can be taken out and discarded and then put back in when you change your mind.

She says they are going work it out.

Don't shred the paperwork just yet.

Photo: Her Blog

Katie Price Wants Heated Vibrators

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Hey, don't we all?

Katie Price aka Jordan ~~the chick who slips her sister some tongue~~, is honoring us with her intimate sex life details. One of her admissions is, she'd love to have heated vibrators.

"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they? They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."

Absolutely Katie, absolutely.

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Victoria Beckham's Boobs Take One For The Team

Karen — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Beckham recently looked a little deflated in the chest and all I can say is I called it!

The Spice Girl had her implants removed to avoid having them pop out of costume during the tour. That is so bizarre. Will she pop them back in after, like contact lenses?

Weird.

Also weird, she just admitted she has no talent. I know, shocker #2.

She said: "I'm no Mariah Carey, but I can sing.

"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."

Well rumour has it that she is a very good mother -- and that is something I can definitely stand behind.

David Beckham Banned From Spice Girl's First Show

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Kicking off their tour in Vancouver Canada, the Spice Girl's are excited about their comeback tour, but Victoria doesn't want hubby David Beckham to attend.

“One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous’.”

“I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know VICTORIA will ring me as soon as the first show ends.

“She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

It would be difficult for the soccer star to make it to Vancouver for that first concert anyway. He would have faced a 16 hour flight from New Zealand where his team is on tour.

(X) Rated: Spice Girl's Breasts - Moms On Top!

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to 1000 women in Britain, one Spice Girl stands out as the Breast of the Breast. The poll reveals that it isn't she who is bound from hips to nipples.

The results put Geri Halliwell on top.

1. Geri Halliwell

2. Emma Bunton

3. Melanie Brown

4. Victoria Beckham

5. Melanie Chisholm

Shocker: Victoria Beckham's Boobs Are Not Natural

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Has Posh Spice had her implants removed?

The picture to the left was snapped 1 year ago in NYC and the one to the right was taken this week when Victoria went to visit her pal Mel B. on the set of 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Her rep said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

Idiot. Does her rep have eyes? Maybe Victoria took out his eyes with her nipples a la Heidi Klum.

She's bound those puppies up so tight for so long that they are permanently perky, like when you leave a half eaten grilled cheese in your toddler's hand and they fall asleep in the car and get an impression of the Virgin Mary on their cheek as they drool on their sandwich. Yeah I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but talking about Victoria Beckham's boobs disturbs me so much I have to change the subject. Look! Something shiny!

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

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