FameCrawler : hollywood hills

Surprise! George Clooney's A Dad!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is one hot pop. At least according to patrons of swank Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor. The boutique polled their customers and asked who they thought was the hottest dad or dad-to-be in Hollywood, and childless Clooney was inexplicably on the list.

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey took first place (must be that smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom chest of his) and Ashton Kutcher came in second. Clooney came in third with an impressive 836 votes.

Maybe there's something George isn't telling us, or maybe those votes were cast by 836 friends of Sarah Larson who are trying to send the "Michael Clayton" actor a message.

Then again, could be that George just used the phrase, 'Come to Daddy' a little too often around town.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

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Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT

If you're like me, you've been unable to sleep at night wondering why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson. While we may never know (do you know how hard it is to hack into George Clooney's Blackberry?) I have a theory.

Shortly after Larson moved into Clooney's Hollywood Hills home earlier this year, Larson reportedly told friends that she wanted to have children soon because her "biological clock was ticking."

“Sarah feels her biological clock is ticking and wants to get pregnant by the time she’s 30,” the source said at the time.

So Sarah wanted a baby before 30. And how old is she now? 29. Case closed.

Suri Cruise's Birthday Party

Whit Honea — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Ain't no party like a Suri Cruise party.

Here are some pictures of Suri Cruise's birthday party. It's being held at an alledged Scientology retreat in the Hollywood Hills. It's like Tom's Waco.

According to Just Jared the party was today with a BBQ and other festivities, but I live about 40 minutes from there and I'm writing this at 10:30 in the morning. Who the hell eats BBQ before 10 a.m.? UPDATED: The party was Friday. I was like a block away watching a Sing-A-Long with(out) Travolta! What up, Cruise, I like BBQ.

Regardless, here are the photos. I can't say I'm proud to post these. I feel like I'm invading their space a bit, but seeing as Xenu's going to invade our space someday I guess we're even.

Happy Birthday, Suri.

Photo: Just Jared/Backseat Cuddler