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Britney's Sex-Obsessed Stalker

HerBadMother — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:20:00 GMT

So. That stalker who's been plaguing Britney Spears? Apparently, it's some crazed fan who's been sending sex toys and dirty letters.

According to OK! magazine, a source has stated that:

The unidentified fan has repeatedly sent disturbing packages to Spears at a Los Angeles home, albeit not one owned by the "Toxic" singer.

"It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week," the source said. "And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week -- always to the same LA address, but never to one of Britney's homes."

According to the source, the packages are filled with a battery-operated sex toy and sexually explicit notes detailing the fan's obsessive fantasies regarding the pop singer.

Eww. Just, eww. And, poor Britney. Girl can't catch a break. No sooner than she dumps the creepy, famewhorish paparazzo boyfriend, she starts getting disturbing sex-mail from some obsessed freak.

Hey, wait a minute... has anyone checked Adnan Ghalib's credit card records or mail order receipts?

Source

Britney's Being Stalked

Halle Berry: Bah Humbug!

Karen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Halle Berry is looking a little glum while doing some last minute Christmas shopping the other day. I wonder if she is starting to crave having her body back. She sure is a stylin' Mama though! Would you have attempted those boots while pregnant?

Maxim's List of Nine Hottest Pregnant Women

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Remember Maxim's last list? Well the Neanderthals over there have taken a break from smashing beer cans into their foreheads by compiling yet another one, The 9 Hottest Pregnant Women, Ever. Hey - they left off Britney.

Unfortunately I have to admit I actually agree with their picks this time, since Halle Berry takes the first spot, she of the incandescent glow and wonder boobs. Christina Aguilera and Heidi Klum round out the top three. I'm thinking this is satisfying both Maxim's MILF and breastfeeding fantasies in one shot. I'm just waiting for their 6 Women We'd Most Like To Be Diapered By list to come out.

[photo: Maxim.com]