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Christina Aguilera - Trouble At Home?

trix — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:32:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman look like they are having a few issues.

There are multiple pictures of her, coming out of a bar, super drunk with Jordan pulling her along to the car.

What's going on in their house? It looks like maybe motherhood isn't all Christina thought it would be. Motherhood might be taking up all of her time and perhaps she wasn't prepared for how time consuming kids are. Really though, are any of us prepared for that?

She does however have the advantage of lots of money, so she can afford the nanny that must be taking care of her kid when she's out drinking.

She just needs to suck it up and deal with it. We all have to learn to adapt and be in the moment, because this too shall pass. The kids get older and get a little more independent.

Just call her Britney!

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Christina Aguilera - Love On The Rocks?

trix — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:33:00 GMT

What's up Christina, are you and Jordan fighting?

The couple was spotted coming out of Figaro cafe, very angrily. Christina stormed out of the restaurant ahead of Jordan, with Max. Jordan followed behind looking upset as well.

Do you think they had really bad service? Maybe their lettuce was really wilted or there were just too many requests for autographs. Whatever the case, Christina was so angry that she almost slipped out of her flip flops. Now that's mad!!!

I hope that there isn't anything seriously wrong, that would be bad for all involved, especially little Max. The kiddies don't like it when mommy and daddy fight.

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Christina Aguilera Wants Another Baby

trix — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:32:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera didn't have an idyllic childhood but she has no worries or doubts about providing a great childhood for her son.

In fact she knows that Jordan is such a wonderful father that she is already thinking about baby number two.

Max will be celebrating his first birthday here pretty soon and his mommy and daddy will surely spoil him rotten. Maybe they will get him a little brother or sister for his birthday.

Christina says that, "Parenthood has only strengthened the bonds of her marriage, for the “little one” is “a constant reminder” of their love for one another." She added, "It’s…also a work in progress because you’re constantly growing as people. It can be very challenging. It can be incredible and exciting. I got lucky. I have a great husband — he’s really supportive and, ah, I look forward to the next [baby].”

Was she giving away a little secret?

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Christina Aguilera is a Hermit

trix — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman have become homebodies in the year since their son Max was born. Christina said recently that her favorite way to spend the evening is with a good board game after dinner.

“We have become like hermits. It has just been a whole year of moving in and change. But if I’m honest there has been no real reason for me to leave the house.”

I know that I never want to leave the house, lest the world see what crazy animals my boys are. We all have good days and bad days when we leave the house with our kids in tow, it's just a risk we all have to take. I think perhaps that she may be afraid of being photographed having a bad time with her son.She saw what happened to Britney and perhaps she is afraid of that.

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Christina Aguilera- Watching For His First Steps

trix — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is so excited. Her little Max is getting ready to take those always treasured first steps.

You thought you were busy before, get ready to put it in overdrive. She probably doesn't want to leave the house right now while Max is awake so she doesn't miss it. He's only 10 months and is on the fast track of development.

She said, "He is so close to walking now, it's crazy. He is a mover and shaker. He is constantly moving, constantly banging on things. I don't know what that means; maybe he is a drummer in the making, I don't know. He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day."

Welcome to the joys of mommyhood Christina!

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Brad Pitt and His Dirty Lip on Oprah

Whit Honea — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Brad Pitt brought his dirty lip to visit Oprah, and while there he took a video call from his number one fan! She could have been a hell of a lot crazier.

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Christina Aguilera Isn't Getting Better

trix — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera attended the launch of Matthew Rolston's new book beautyLight in Beverly Hills Monday.

Um, I'm not sure if this look is any better than her Lady Gaga look. I think she needs to hire her stylist again. Since she had the baby she hasn't been making the best choices for her look.

See what I mean?

Check out the art here.

Comic Book Sexy: Christina Aguilera

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Christina Aguilera's New Video Here- Check It Out

trix — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera's new video is out, have you seen it? It seems she is following in the footsteps of her rival Britney Spears and released her video on the internet.

She used to release her videos on MTV Total Request Live but since the show will be no more she had to take matters into her own hands. She released her video for "Keeps Getting Better" on the website iLike.com.

What do you think? Did you like it? I'm not a big fan so I think it's, meh.

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Christina Aguilera- Raunchy As I Want To Be

trix — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Oh my goodness, did you hear? Christina Aguilera has promised to stay raunchy even though she's a mom. Oh good, I was worried. I thought she was going to clean up her act and get some class.
It's a funny thing, this promise to remain raunchy. She says, "It is important to show Max what mommy does. It is really important to me is that he is an individual and that's why it is important for me to stay true to myself. If it happens to be raunchy so be it! It's a matter of self expression to me."

Oh, that's awesome. I want my kid to grow up and see me at work, looking like a tramp. I've always thought that as you aged, you gained maturity and perhaps some class or tact. Maybe, I'm wrong.

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Christina Aguilera Is That You?

trix — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Dear Christina,

Is that you? You know that I've never really been a fan of yours and I've wondered at some of the choices you've made over time. Your latest choice however, has me thinking that perhaps you need help, and that help might come in the form of a new stylist.

We could try to single out what it is that I'm seeing as a cry for help, but I'm not sure if it's the over bleached, over processed looking hair, the whole jar of Spackle you have on your face posing as make-up, or if it's the heavy eyes and disgusting pick lipstick you have taken to wearing. I think it may be the whole look together that is throwing me off.

Please hire a stylist and get yourself back to beautiful. This is not a good look for you.

Trix

I will say this, I much preferred you looking like this picture than you do now.

Christina Aguilera VMAs 2008: She Keeps Gettin' Better (Video)

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Courteney Cox Bikini Pics!

Karl Erikson — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Courteney Cox, "Friends" and "Dirt" star and mom of Coco, was seen out on the beach with husband David Arquette and her daughter the other day in Sardinia. Even though "Dirt" got canceled, Cox has a new movie coming out with Adam Sandler. "Bedtime Stories," a Disney flick, is set to be released on Christmas this year.

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Christina Aguilera Embraces Motherhood

trix — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera loves being a mom.

She told Us Magazine that she feels being a parent, "is the best thing you will ever do in your life." She and her husband Jordan eventually want to add to their family, but not quite yet.

When asked what the best part of motherhood is for her, she said she loves when Max laughs.

"It just lights up my whole world."

Mine is the unasked for kisses and hugs.

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What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's hard to believe that Shauna Sand is really the mother to these three girls. Actually, the hard part is just believing that Shauna Sand is real. She looks like something Gary and Wyatt would create in the bedroom.

To Sand's credit, her girls look like normal kids and not at all hootchied up, which to be honest, is refreshing and surprising. What's not surprising is that there may be a reality show in the works about Shauna and her life. It would supposedly focus on Sand and her on again/off again husband and their tale of falling back in love, or as we used to call it, sex.

It doesn't sound like the kids would be a big part of the show, which I'm sure is a big relief to Denise Richards.

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A Denise Richards F*@king Moment

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Denise Richards' mouth is about as dirty as Charlie Sheen's crotch. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Here is the always lovely Richards doing the right thing, fighting the good fight, and dropping naughty nuggets like she's on HBO.

I have it on good authority that she also kisses her daughters with that mouth.

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Sarah Silverman to be a Foul-Mouthed Mother

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman loves Jimmy Kimmel, but she has no plans to marry him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she tells People. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever, but it's not for me."

What about kids? Will her lady parts be used for anything other than one-liners and Matt Damon visits?

"I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

I can't believe that I just wrote a whole post on Sarah Silverman and the only person that mentioned her vagina was me.

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Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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Dirt - Courteney Cox is BACK!

Karen — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:08:00 GMT

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Courtney Cox is a Dirty Mama

Karen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Courtney Cox didn't give two thoughts about getting fingerprints on this glass table she sprawled across for the promo shoot for her t.v. show, Dirt.

Cox plays the editor-in-chief at a gossip magazine for Dirt/Now on the show.

I've always liked Courtney Cox and think she looks spectacular in these little dresses.

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Things I Never Needed To Know About Jack Nicholson

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Jack Nicholson recently told press he needs to take Viagra when pleasing more than one woman.

I don't even know what the hell to say to that. I'm all for healthy sexuality, but I'm a visual person, and now I have the damn visual. And my brain? She is BLEEDING.

Nicholson, who reportedly has slept with more than 2000 women, went on to TMI us some more: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one." (Otherwise, Le Petit Jack is not here, Mrs. Torrance!)

Nicoholson claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", and also is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day ~~boners~~ existence.

He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'

'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."

In this day and age, with his conquests in the thousands, it's a wonder Le Petit Jack hasn't fallen off by now. (Especially since he hates "warm garbage bags" anywhere near his junk. And by junk, I mean dirty old penis.)

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Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Gimmie No More: Britney Spears Banned From Club

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been banned from Hollywood hotspot "Winston" after a slew of drama back on October 29th. Apparently the popwreck argued with the bartender to trade clothes with her and the bartender refused. She was also "obsessed" with the manager but got "sick" of her attention.

A regular customer told press, “It was exciting when she was there. The whole bar would revolve around her.”

If I was that bartender I would have refused too. Yuck! I mean she doesn't look as dirty as Amy Winehouse but she certainly has a certain amount of ick to her -- espcially up close. Nasty!