FameCrawler : d-list

Hey, Kids! Play Name that Baldwin!

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Can you name this Baldwin family man?

Is he:

a) Alec

b) Daniel

c) William

d) Stephen

e) none of the above

This is the evangelistic one, Stephen Baldwin, along with his wife Kennya and their daughters Alia and Hailey, and his signature pout, at the premiere of Disney's Camp Rock, which you may or may not know is a TV movie. A TV movie premiere, isn't that a bit D-list? Oh wait, he is 'd.' Coincidence?

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Giuliana Rancic (Who?) Denies Pregnancy Rumors

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:05:00 GMT

What's the best way for a C-List celeb to get their name in the press? Deny a pregnancy rumor that no one was aware of. E! correspondent Giuliana Rancic (formerly DePandi) is squelching "rumors" that her and her husband, season-one Apprentice winner Bill Rancic, are expecting a baby.

The only thing is, there doesn't seem to be any rumor to begin with - a Google search only turns up stories citing Giuliana's denials, and none that contain an actual story about her being pregnant. I think I hear the thud of somebody's publicist getting the boot.

Giuliana claims fellow E! host Ryan Seacrest started the rumor. "[Ryan] probably started telling people, 'Oh, so many people around the office are pregnant, so and so, and me! And now when I do get pregnant, no one will care."

Now, that one's too easy.

And You Thought YOUR Parents Were Embarassing: Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher Caught In Sex Tape Scandals

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:51:00 GMT

Amy Fisher, the "Long Island Lolita" turned soccer mom, is suing everybody she can find over the release of a sex tape that she says was made privately. Which, you know, is the right thing to do, really. Can't let those sex tapes just hit the Internet and the porn shop shelves without a fight. That would be wrong.

Wrong, that is, unless you're Joey Buttafuoco.

Word has it that Amy's ex-lover, Joey Buttafuoco - the man whose wife Amy shot when she was seventeen - also has a sex tape. And Joey is saying, apparently, that he won't kick up a fuss at all if his sex tape is somehow, erm, slipped into the hands of some unscrupulous porn distributor.

This is, I think, the most disturbing news that I've heard all day, with the possible exception of the story that Paris Hilton is being used to test pain tolerance in mice. A Joey Buttafuoco sex tape? Grrrrooooossss. Just because Ron Jeremy succeeded in porn doesn't mean that the world wants to see the other ugliest man alive getting his freak on. Also, the dude's got a family. Doesn't he realize that if his kids weren't already scarred for life from the Long Island Lolita scandal, this will gut and eviscerate them and leave them open to the worms of public humiliation. Dad's a total gross-out sleazebucket who screws young girls and shows his dick all over the Internet. That's gonna get in the way of bright, healthy futures for those kids, for sure.

On a brighter note, Amy Fisher has decided to forgive her husband for releasing the tape, which he did when Amy briefly left him this past spring for (wait for it) Joey Buttafuoco. Now that's family values, people.

(You can see stills from the video HERE. It'd be wrong, really, to look, but I'm not going to tell you what to do.)

Source: TMZ, Perez Hilton, New York Post