FameCrawler : d beck

Don't They Sell Shirts in Hawaii?

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Someone get this poor man a shirt!

David Beckham Shows That HIS Peen Is Way Better Than Brad's Or Danny's

HerBadMother — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:38:00 GMT

Okay, well, he tried. But, you know, you sometimes just can't get that old hose action to come naturally, can you?

In his defense, though, it must be said that he needs no defense. Danny Bonaduce and Brad Pitt have been publicly mocked for their cocktail weiners, but Becks usually gets the opposite kind of press. Which is kind of skeevy, seeing as it comes from his wife, but still. I'm guessing that he's not complaining.

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My Beckhams on Broadway

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:12:00 GMT

They're like a posse, right? Sir Mix-A-Lot has got nothing on the Beckhams. Not only are they on Broadway, but baby got back. By 'baby' I mean David.

Hey, paparazzi, smiles cost extra.

Photo: Jezebel

Posh And Becks Get Married

HerBadMother — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Here's how I'm reading the story that Posh and Becks took wedding vows in a secret ceremony in England yesterday: they were never really married in the first place, and the secret ceremony was a hasty effort to legitimize the long-standing fiction of their coupledom. Because, I mean, c'mon: secret ceremony? Do these two ever do anything that isn't publicized to the nines?

They're saying that it was a renewal of vows, of course. The UK's Mirror reports that:

David and Victoria Beckham have secretly retaken their marriage vows - and got matching tattoos to celebrate the romantic occasion.

Only a handful of friends and family were invited to watch them remarry in the grounds of Beckingham Palace. One said: "We were in tears. It was beautiful and very non-showbiz." The couple marked the big day by tattooing the ceremony date on their wrists in Roman numerals.

See? "NON-SHOWBIZ." These two won't renew their drivers' licenses without showbizzing it up. Sounds suspicious to me. Like maybe they want their fourth child to be born legitimately? Or perhaps they're exploring some new tax shelter scheme that requires more proof of marriage than a few paparazzo shots and some widely publicized quotes about their sex life?

Or maybe they did just renew their vows. In which case: YAWN.

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Who's Beckham Humping Now?

David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?

Beckham Pulls A Britney

HerBadMother — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Um, is it just me, or should David Beckham's two small boys not be crammed, sans car seats, in the back of a convertible like that?

I mean, dude doesn't need to drive a minivan or anything, but please: strap those kids into some kind of regulation safety device. Have we learned nothing from Britney?

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White Boys Can't Do Nicknames

HerBadMother — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham has, apparently, started calling her husband “D Beck” after his friend Snoop Dogg decided that 'David' was too dull.

A source revealed: “Snoop thought the name ‘David’ was a bit boring, and he wasn’t too impressed by ‘Becks’ either. Now Posh is calling him ‘D Beck’ too.”

Which, if you ask me, is just stupid. Not that 'Becks' wasn't stupid, but do these people really call each other by stupid nicknames at home? Oooh, D Beck, take me now! D Beck, put down that toilet seat!

If either of them start wearing backwards baseball caps and saying 'yo,' they're fired.

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FameCrawler : d beck

Don't They Sell Shirts in Hawaii?

David Beckham Shows That HIS Peen Is Way Better Than Brad's Or Danny's

My Beckhams on Broadway

Posh And Becks Get Married

Baby # 4 For Victoria and David Beckham?

Who's Beckham Humping Now?

David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?

Beckham Pulls A Britney

White Boys Can't Do Nicknames

Baby # 4 For Victoria and David Beckham?

Who's Beckham Humping Now?

David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?