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Jack Black Falls for Obama

Whit Honea — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Actor/Father/Singer (not necessarily in that order) Jack Black and his band (Kyle) Tenacious D performed at an Obama benefit- and by performed I mean they sang about 30 seconds of a song around two minutes of profanity. It's classy.

Mr. Black took a bit of a stumble. One might say he ate shiznit. Don't worry, he's alright so it's okay to laugh.

Here's the video (NSFW/K for language):

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A Denise Richards F*@king Moment

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Denise Richards' mouth is about as dirty as Charlie Sheen's crotch. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Here is the always lovely Richards doing the right thing, fighting the good fight, and dropping naughty nuggets like she's on HBO.

I have it on good authority that she also kisses her daughters with that mouth.

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Did Jessica Alba Get Married Over The Weekend?

Karen — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:31:00 GMT

According to Tv y espetaculos and El observador, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren had plans to wed over the weekend. Did they?

She has previously mentioned,

“I’m definitely going to be married. You’ll find out when it gets leaked to the press.”

Well I'm sure Alba herself will be the one to leak the news. She never shuts up!

VIDEO: Jessica Alba on Craig Ferguson

Karen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Jessica Alba was on Craig Ferguson to discuss her upcoming film, and was asked about her pregnancy.

"Do you get cranky?" Ferguson asked.

"Sometimes I snap and sometimes I get really sad and I cry."

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Jessica Alba: It's A Boy!?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

While Jessica Alba may have been tight lipped on David Letterman about the sex of her baby with Cash Warren, there is some "evidence" that she is carrying a....boy!

Jessica was seen shopping at Petit Tresor in LA, where it seems all the stars go, and she reportedly purchased a set of baby furniture in a nautical theme. Which, sure, doesn't guarantee it's a boy, but I don't know many women who would do their girl's room in sailboats. However, whatever floats your boat...get it? But she also purchased a blue Huddy Buddy onesie that reads: "I'm a Boy." Maybe she's playing mind games with us, OR maybe she's really having a boy. OR maybe she's having a girl like I mentioned before. They don't call me Sherlock for nothin'!

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Jessica Alba Keeps Quiet About Sex

HerBadMother — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

About the sex of her baby, that is. Which she apparently knows already, to judge from her comments to David Letterman last night.

"I might know," she said, "but I'm not saying anything."

She went on to say that temptation got the best of them and they couldn't resist finding out if they're going to have a boy or a girl.

Which, whatever. We'll all figure it out soon enough, once she starts buying blue or pink cashmere blankies in bulk.

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Jessica Alba Gorgeous in Black

Karen — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Jessica Alba posed with Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon at the G’Day USA: Australia Week 2008.

Alba and boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting their first baby in late spring/early summer. She's definitely glowing!

About G'Day USA (from the website): Growing from its inception in 2004 and celebrating its fifth year of success, Australia Week is now arguably the largest foreign country promotion held annually in the United States showcasing all things Australian from trade and investment, food and wine, film, arts, fashion, lifestyle, to indigenous culture and tourism.

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Jessica Alba: "Pregnancy is Relaxing"

Karen — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Jessica Alba recently spoke about her pregnancy being an emotional roller coaster but another report has her saying “Being pregnant is kind of like a sedative. Everything’s just chill. I don’t get as anxious about things. Like right now, a movie coming out, you know over-analyzing everything. And now I’m just kind of like [shrugs]. I got something else going on.”

“It’s quite a blessing and it couldn’t be more perfect timing.”

The only thing bugging her is nightmares about breastfeeding. I know a lot of women, including myself who had nightmares about breastfeeding. In my nightmare, I was breastfeeding a CAT. Pregnancy hormones really mess with a girl's head, trust me.

Hayden Christensen Scared of Naked Jessica Alba

Karen — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:07:00 GMT

Who can blame him? She's hideous! I only wish I had such an ugly body.

Christensen was nervous as a kitten while filming "Awake" with the mom-to be, "I remember that day. I was just so nervous. Really nervous! Running around with a light sabre is really pretend and you know that in the back of your mind, but when you are put in a situation where the scene you are doing becomes so real, it is terrifying!"

Jessica Alba With Her Mouth Closed

Karen — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:07:00 GMT

She's no stranger to saying what's on her mind, so it's rare we see the JessicaBeast with her mouth shut!

Here is the young mom to be, shopping for maternity clothes in Beverly Hills. I wonder if she will be a Sanctimommy with her know-it-all attitude?

Jessica Alba At V-Day Luncheon

Karen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Jessica Alba was looking absolutely gorgeous in pink at a luncheon for V-Day.

V-Day is a worldwide charity dedicated to ending violence against women and girls.

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Jessica Alba Hates Being Pregnant

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Awww poor Jess...she's feeling the weight gain and getting pregnancy acne. She's been spotted mouthing off the paps, and was recently spotted crying, “I’m ugly and fat!”

Hold tight sister, you still have 6 months to go. I hated being preggo too, but the middle 3 months was better. Hopefully her hormones give her a break!

Jessica Alba's Potty Mouth

Karen — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:08:00 GMT

It's no secret Alba curses like a sailor - just last week she yelled at photographers to stop acting like a**holes. But when Kid Rock hit on her, the heat was ON.

Kid Rock said: “I spent a week in South America with Jessica for this TV show, an environmental show called Trippin’.

“Jessica is such a sweetheart. But she’s definitely not giving it up. I said to her, ‘Do you know what, you are so f***ing hot, I’m not even going to f**k with you.’ And she turned round and went, ‘F**k you, Kid Rock.’ “

Feisty!

Elton John and Joey Fatone Star in The Curse of the Britney Spears

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:35:00 GMT

warning: potential curse ahead

Elton John, who just recently offered his soft shoulders for Britney Spears to cry on, donated some photos to an art gallery that have him in a bit of trouble. Apparently at least one of the photos, by photographer Nan Goldin, are of nude little girls in poses that aren't, um, natural. It's not child porn, it's art, according to Elton.

You see what happens, just thinking of Britney makes you go crazy. If you've read this, I advise you think twice before committing any reckless or lewd acts today.

It is because of this "Britney Curse" that I am fearing for Joey Fatone.

Joey as also offered his slightly firmer shoulders to Britney as well. Yes, I know most people just require one shoulder to cry on, but come on, this is Brit Brit we're talking about.

Says Joey, "Poor girl, she needs some help. Come over to my house and my wife’ll whip her into shape. Come back to Orlando and take a break for awhile, from LA and stuff."

And now Fatone has dragged his wife into it. I really hope they're able to keep themselves out of trouble. I think the curse wears off in 48 hours.

Now if you'll excuse me, I feel some crazy creeping up in me. I better go lie down.

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