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Nicole & Keith: NO Adoption!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:07:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have one child together, Sunday Rose, (Nicole has teen kids with ex Tom Cruise) and the couple have been talking about expanding their family. There are pregnancy rumors for Nicole and adoption gossip, too. Well, scrap the adoption talk!

From Showbiz Spy:

Nicole Kidman has shot down claims she and her country music star husband Keith Urban are looking to adopt a Vietnamese baby.

The couple had reportedly approached the Vietnamese authorities to begin the process of finding a sibling for daughter Sunday Rose, who turns one next month.

Dang Minh Dao, deputy of the Department of International Adoption at the Ministry of Justice in Hanoi told Australia’s New Idea magazine: “Yes, Nicole Kidman wants a baby from Vietnam.

“We’ve been approached by the American Embassy.”

Dang refused to say whether the couple had discussed having a boy or a girl, saying, “This is very sensitive information. We are keeping it closed.”

But Nicole’s spokeswoman has spoken out to set the record straight.

“I am aware of this rumor out of Australia’s New Idea tabloid,” the rep said. “It is a complete fabrication, there is no truth to it whatsoever.”

So, no adoption. Let's focus on the bump rumors, shall we?

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Nicole Kidman NOT Pregnant (But She's Fibbing)

Sassy Smith — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:06:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman, once again sparked pregnancy rumors when she was spotted out recently, showing off what appeared to be a baby bump. However, a rep for the 41-year-old actress said, "Not to my knowledge," when asked if she was expecting. We all know what that means!

Remember when Nicole was pregnant with daughter Sunday Rose? We heard several denials, then just two weeks later, the Kidman camp gave a thumbs-up to the confirmation!

Anyway, Nicole was spotted leaving her downtown apartment in the West Village of NYC on Friday, May 1, and while she doesn't look pregnant in that photo, she barely looked pregnant at nine months last time. Time will tell.

I'll send my congrats now... I just know she's pregnant! OK, party poopers and naysayers - she might be preggo.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:02:00 GMT

Is Nicole Kidman pregnant again? She and husband Keith Urban have said they would love to have another baby together - maybe now is the time?

Photo after the jump!

Bad angle? Not-so-flattering dress? Or a real baby bump?

Nicole and Keith caught a performance of God of Carnage on Broadway Wednesday evening and that photo, I'm sure, will get the pregnancy rumors flowing!

I'm sure daughter Sunday Rose would love to have a baby sibling!

Nicole is mom to Isabella and Connor - her kids with ex Tom Cruise.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:10:00 GMT

Actress Nicole Kidman and her country music star husband, Keith Urban, might have some exciting news for their daughter Sunday Rose. The couple might be looking to adopt...

... an alpaca! OK, so, maybe Sunday won't be that thrilled, at least not yet, considering she is only 10-months-old.

Nicole and Keith took Sunday Rose to an alpaca farm in Sydney last month, and were considering purchasing one.

One onlooker said, "They were looking to buy one but ended up not doing it that day. Sunday probably wasn't too disappointed. She spent most of the time sleeping."

Not sure if alpacas make good pets for kids, but maybe they should start out smaller, like say, a kitten or a puppy?

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trix — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:32:00 GMT

Kimberly Williams finally had her baby 2 1/2 weeks ago and some naysayers have commented on Jasper's name.

Brad Paisley spoke up to clear the air of the origin of the name Jasper.

He said, “My wife had a dream that we had a little boy and named him Jasper…so we named him Jasper. That’s the only reason.”

So there, nanny, nanny, foo foo.

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Nicole Kidman Pregnant & Revealing Her Baby Bump?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:04:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Okay, might be pregnant. I know what you're thinking - where is the bump? But listen, remember when she was pregnant with Sunday Rose?

Couple more pics after the jump!

First, we heard several denials until finally, her rep said, yes, it's true, Nicole is pregnant. Then, we would see similiar photos to the ones above and even knowing she really was expecting, still wondering where she was hiding her belly - the woman just never got really big. So, here we are once again: Nicole in tight workout clothing, displaying a sort of bump (squint and you can see it - kind of) and all the talk that she and husband Keith Urban want a second child together (toss in a couple of denials though, for good measure) - put it all together, and yes, you have a celebrity who is pregnant for the second time.

Maybe.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:06:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's little girl, Sunday Rose, was spotted out with her nanny at Gymboree in Nashville, Tennessee, on Saturday, April 25. While Sunday was having some playtime, her mom and a friend were grocery shopping, getting a bite to eat and then made a coffee run. Later the 42-year-old actress hooked up with her country-crooner husband, and the duo stopped at Starbucks. Nicole was glowing and wearing a loose-fitting sweater vest - does this mean she's preggo?

More pics after the jump!

Remember when Nicole was pregnant with Sunday? Right - how would we ever know she was expecting unless she spills the beans? She barely looked pregnant when she was 9 months along! If there's a bump under that sweater vest, I'm not seeing it.

Nicole and Keith have said they'd love to give their daughter a sibling (she has older siblings - Nicole's kids with ex Tom Cruise), so maybe now's the time?

I'm sure we'll hear several denials before the big announcement - just like last time!

More photos at the 'source' below!

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trix — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:32:00 GMT

We all know that Kimberly Williams - Paisley had her baby last week, and now we know the name of the cute little munchkin.

The Paisleys named their son, Jasper Warren Paisley. It fits in well with William Huckleberry Paisley, don't you think? I love names like that, a little old-fashioned, yet they mean something to mommy and daddy.

Our boy's names have literary and musical influences. What were your influences in naming your kids? If you don't have any kids yet, do you already have the names picked out?

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Nicole Kidman's Parenting Style Has Changed

Sassy Smith — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:02:00 GMT

Actress Nicole Kidman adopted two babies, now teens - Isabella,16, and Connor, 14 - with her ex-husband Tom Cruise. She also gave birth to a daughter - Sunday Rose - with husband Keith Urban. Kidman, now 41, says her parenting style has changed. Isabella and Connor had a "very free and easy" childhood, and with Sunday, she'll be more cautious in her choices.

Here is part of an interview from the Herald Sun (Australia), in which Nicole talks about how motherhood - her twin journeys of raising her adopted children, who are now teens, and her birth daughter, who is nine months - and marriage has changed her in ways she never expected.

Q: You didn't give birth until your 40s. How do you feel now?

A: It's bittersweet. I want to be around to see Sunday Rose's 21st birthday and I want to see her get married.

My relationship with death used to be far more ambivalent, whereas now it feels much more important for me to stay in the world.

That's why, in the past, I was able to jump out of planes and take more risks. When you have children at the age of 25, you still have that "whatever will be, will be" attitude.

It's such a different way of parenting. Bella and Connor had a very free and easy childhood, probably because they had parents who were very young, and were always flying off around the world and were pretty easygoing, too.

Q: How have you changed since Sunday Rose came along?

A: Well, I've been a mother for many years, of course, but this was the first time I'd actually given birth and so, yes, it did change me.

I feel there's something that happens when you give birth that is very primal and which men will never understand, but women who have done it all do.

I don't know how to describe it, but something in your body changes, there's a sort of seismic shift in your cells, and you're much rawer and more open than you used to be.

That's not to take away from people who never give birth, because I think you can still have that experience in a different sort of way if you try to, but for me, the birthing experience altered my whole being.

Q: Your husband Keith is sober now but has had his battles with alcohol. What was that like?

A: We were thrown into his alcohol problems three months into the marriage and that was big (Keith was admitted to rehab).

We became the closest we could become because we had to bare our souls.

We did 10 years of marriage in just three months. When the addiction controls someone's life, it's terrifying. But there is hope, and we work on it every day.

I'd like to know when Nicole spends time with Bella and Connor? Yes, they're teens now, and we all know teens have their own thing going on with school, friends, and extracurricular activities, but surely they want to see their mom, right? Do they have a relationship with their sister, Sunday Rose? They've bonded with sister Suri (from dad Tom Cruise and his wife, Katie Holmes), so wouldn't Nicole want that for Sunday?

Do you ever get the impression Nicole favors Sunday over Bella and Connor? I have no doubt she loves her older children, but she's always talking about her baby. Now, it could be a case of her teens saying to her (and Tom), "don't talk about us" because teens hate when their parents blab about them - maybe that's it?

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban were spotted at LAX Airport on Friday, April 17, after returning from their Easter trip to Australia. We get a peek at their 9-month-old daughter Sunday Rose, who, in that particular photo, looks very much like her daddy!

Couple more pics after the jump

Sunday has beautiful blue eyes!

The family is headed to Nashville, TN, soon, as Keith will be starting his five-month country music tour. Nicole and Sunday will join him for most of it. I can't imagine being on a tour bus with a baby for months, but I'm guessing it's a pretty swanky bus - unlike the camper my parents used to have when I was a kid and we were packed in like sardines.

They make a gorgeous family - but I wonder when Nicole spends time with her teen kids (with ex Tom Cruise) - Isabella and Connor? Both Nicole and Tom have said their children are very private people, so maybe she does get to see them but we just don't know about it. Let's hope she has a bond with them as well!

You can see more photos at the source below.

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trix — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:02:00 GMT

Poor Kimberly Williams-Paisley, she was due April 5th and it's now the 14th and she's still pregnant.

Brad says that the delay is, "not a big deal. There’s nothing we can do about it. Well, there is, but we’re not doing that. We’re actually probably going to miss these times when things are simple. I mean you can’t put them back!”

I'm thinking that he should ask Kimberly how great it is to be almost two weeks late. I was and I was dying to have the baby.

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Childhood Pics Of Nicole & Keith: Who Does Sunday Look Like?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:07:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed their first child together, last summer - daughter Sunday Rose - and Nicole said she looked like Keith. However, based on their childhood photos, Sunday definitely has inherited traits from both her parents!

Pics after the jump

Sunday Rose is 9-months-old and certainly looks like both her mom and dad, at least I think she does. She's an adorable tot!

Nicole and Keith hope to give Sunday a sibling in the near future - there are even rumors that Nicole is already pregnant. Sunday has two teen siblings - Nicole's children with ex-husband Tom Cruise - Isabella, 16, and Connor, 14.

Who do you think Sunday looks more like?

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9-Month-Old Sunday Rose Loves Vegas Baby!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:02:00 GMT

Who says a 9-month-old baby can't appreciate the bright lights of Sin City? According to Nicole Kidman, her baby girl, Sunday Rose, is a huge fan of Las Vegas! Nicole said, "She loves it!"

Nicole, whose country crooner husband Keith Urban performed at Sunday night's Academy of Country Music Awards, said her daughter is loving the bright lights of Vegas.

She told EXTRA, "She's been out and about. I think because it's so colorful. It's big for her. She lives on a farm. This is a big city."

Kidman, 41, attended the award show to support her husband. "Sunday and I are his biggest fans. We love it."

Keith admits Nicole and Sunday are his "biggest inspiration, too."

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Toby Keith: Country Music Association Screwed Me

Karl Erikson — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:08:00 GMT

Toby Keith once again skipped Wednesday's Country Music Association Awards. He says he gets no respect from the country music industry. "I know everybody is going to say it's sour grapes, but I don't care - it's not," Toby says. "I haven't been to a CMA Awards show in four years. They screwed me 'till I finally saw the light."

Toby has been nominated for CMAs a lot over the years; 27 of them, in fact. But he's only won twice, once for Video of the Year in 2005, and one for Male Vocalist of the Year in 2001. He says that the CMA is playing politics. In 2003 and 2004, he didn't win a thing, despite his 13 nominations.

Ever since, Keith says he's finished with the show. Other fan faves were shut out of the awards this year, too, says Toby. Rascal Flatts and Tim McGraw are examples of this. Flatts actually did get one nomination for Best Vocal Group. "You do your own math on that and figure out what you think about that show."

Yeah, no sour grapes there at all. *cough*

Toby has been married to his wife, Tricia, for 24 years. Together they have 3 children - Shelley, 28, Krystal, 23, and Stelen, 11.

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Secret Message in Taylor Swift Lyrics: Pregnant or Not, She's Really Pissed

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a Jonas Brother! While the rumor about Taylor Swift's pregnancy may not be true, this is certain: Joe Jonas had Swift's heart, and then he broke it. And not only did he dump her, he did it over the phone. Better than texting or on a post-it, but still.

And Swift isn't about to go quietly: She apparently has left a secret message to her ex in the lyrics of her song 'Fearless' that are printed on her CD. If you string together the capitalized words in the printed lyrics, they spell out the message, “If you play these games, we’re both going to lose.” (Click on the image to enlarge.)

Very clever, Taylor, but wouldn't it have been easier to spray paint a bunch of profanities on his car and put sugar in the gas tank? Not that I know anyone who's done that.

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Taylor Swift Has Something To Say About Her "Pregnancy"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Teen country music sensation Taylor Swift, who is dating Joe Jonas, has something to say about her "pregnancy," and she's none too happy about it either!

The 18-year-old cutie took to her MySpace to blog about the internet rumors of her being with child. Swift told Blender Magazine earlier this year that she is still a virgin (good for her!), and based on what she wrote on her blog, I'd say that's still the case.

Taylor wrote:

"I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I'm pregnant, which is the most impossible thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible."

So, unless it's some sort of, well, miracle, she's not having a baby.

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Toby Keith Shaves His Armpits

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:35:00 GMT

This is when it wouldn't be so fun being a celebrity's kid. When you're maybe innocently surfing the internet, looking for cheats for PlayStation or pictures of Smurfs and you happen to come upon a headline like "Toby Keith Shaves His Armpits."

That's exactly what Keith's kids, Shelley, Krystal and Stelen might be up against, since People.com is reporting that the country singer recently told the Washington Post that he shaves his armpits.

But Keith doesn't stop there. "On those summer tours, you get so hot and sweaty. You just want to shave your head and get down like a swimmer, you know what I mean?"

And then, just when you were hoping that he was done talking, Keith said to the male reporter, "You don't have a man-crush, do you? You want to know if I shave anything else?"

Toby's kids are probably cringing right about now. And I thought it was bad when my dad tried to show my fifth grade teacher his abscessed tooth.

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sweatpantsmom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:20:00 GMT

Rumors are circulating that 18-year-old country music star Taylor Swift is pregnant. And while I can't verify those rumors, I can tell you that I've seen it reported on some very impressive looking websites that have really colorful logos and use lots of exclamation points in their headlines. So when they say, "Taylor Swift is Pregnant!!!!!" you can see why I would believe it.

Swift did finally confirm that she was dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers this past summer, and in interviews this week she talked about their painful breakup and the phone call that ended it all. “Yeah, it's not fun—it was a 27-second phone call," she told E! News.

"It's been tough," she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show. "You just have to try to realize someday you'll find someone that's right for you."

But is she pregnant? And if she is, is Joe Jonas the father?!!!!! I'll see what I can find out!!!!!!!

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Miley Cyrus Dating Older Man (Probably Be Pregnancy Rumors Soon)!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is only 15-years-old but the Hannah Montana star is reportedly dating a 20-year-old man. You know what that means - the pregnancy rumors will begin again!

Miley is apparently dating Justin Gaston, an underwear model and aspiring country singer.

A source told OK!, "Miley and Justin were really playful with each other. And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin's stomach. They definitely seemed like a couple.

"Her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, really gave them space." Uh, space to get cosy?

Sure, a five year age difference isn't much - except when you're talking about a 15-year-old GIRL and a 20-year-old MAN. Hello? She's underage Justin!

Miley's dad, Billy Ray, is the one who introduced them a few months ago. Men's Director, Allen Osborne, at Vision Modeling where Justin is employed said of the young man, "He doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. He's a very up-and-up guy."

Hmm, well, I know I wouldn't want my teen dating a twenty year old guy. That's just me though.

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Karl Erikson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is NOT dead, despite a series of fake news reports on the Internet in the last couple of days. Nobody knows how it started, but there are fake Yahoo News stories, fake Fox News videos on Youtube, and blogs all over the place have carried the story.

I repeat: these are hoaxes. Miley Cyrus is not dead.

The stories say that Miley's car was hit by a truck early Friday morning. Course, the photo above proves this is bullshit. That's Miley at the Stand Up 2 Cancer show.

To make a sick story even sicker, the hoaxers try to pass off a photo of Nikki Catsouras' car crash as Miley's. If you'll recall Nikki Catsouras was an 18-year-old girl decapitated in a horrible accident. Extremely graphic photos were somehow leaked on the Internet.

It's a pretty shitty thing to do, start a rumor like this. And in this case, it hurts not only Miley's family and friends, but those of Nikki, too. There's a special place in hell for people that pull crap like this.

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sweatpantsmom — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Poor MIley Cyrus can't catch a break. First it was those leaked photos, then the catty YouTube video, now it seems a crazed fan got a little too close to the Hannah Montana star.

The incident apparently happened while Cyrus was filming "Hannah Montana: The Movie" in Beverly Hills. According to the National Enquirer, some nutball "slithered up to the teen bazillionaire during a break and - before security could nab him - grabbed her arm, babbled about being a rock musician." He then reportedly pressed a CD into her hand and pleaded, "Give it a spin! If you just listen to it, I know you'll want to record with my band!"

As her guards tackled and rushed the guy off the set he could be heard screaming, "Please!"

Geez - I knew Billy Ray Cyrus was eager to get his music career going again but this just sounds plain desperate.

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Miley Cyrus: Saying Goodbye To Hannah Montana?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Did you hear that? It's the sound of millions of pre-teen girls crying at the news that Miley Cyrus' popular Hannah Montana series may be coming to an end. E! Online reported that Cyrus blurted out in an interview, "We're thinking this may be our last season," after which her rep quickly stepped in with, "We do not know if this is the last season."

Cyrus explained that she's been on the popular show longer than viewers might realize: she was 11 when it started and she turns 16 in November. But Cyrus is adamant that any changes would not be a result of her trying to distance herself from her Disney "family."

"I'm still with my family," she says. "You know, they're safe. They always feel like home. And that's what I love about the company. They are family."

With all the scandals Cyrus has generated lately, it seems like the teen star is sending signals that she's ready to move on.

Hello, E! reality show!

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Miley Speaks Out

trix — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:46:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus has issued another statement about her Vanity Fair photo shoot on Good Morning America.

Those suggestive Vanity Fair photos were a "mistake," Miley Cyrus says, revealing that she agreed to the risqué shots in an attempt to reach out to an "older audience.""I think I was just in a stage where I was just trying to get things done, and maybe look for an older audience," the singer tells Good Morning America. "I was working with a big magazine just trying to go with what they were saying."
The 15-year-old has said the nearly nude shoot "still hurts," and reiterated that sentiment on the morning talk show, saying she had a "hard time" weathering the slew of criticism that followed.
But now, she "knows what it's like to have people talk about you like you're kind of iron."
"People need to remember that I am young and that I do have feelings, and I'll do the same thing for them," Miley, whose album Breakout is out today, says. "Anyone who was 15 years old can't say they haven't made a mistake. So I think it's just normal."

That's what we've been saying all along. Actually it's kind of hard to say where she's going and what she'll do next since the recently released pictures were taken last November but we haven't see her do anything crazy as of late. Hopefully Billy Ray has taken her well in hand and we will only see Miley doing what other 15 year old girls normally do.

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Miley Cyrus Vows To Stay a Virgin

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:02:00 GMT

I never noticed before, but Miley Cyrus says she wears a purity ring.

"I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand," she told TV Guide.

"Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall, and I think if (abstaining) is a commitment girls make, that's great."

I have a really hard time believing this, given her actions over the last year. Her squeaky clean reputation has taken several hits, mostly due to her posting pictures of herself online.

What do you think - has Miley been living what she preaches? Vote below!

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Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:50:00 GMT

Oh man, does this kid ever shut up? Honestly. I've seen her speak and I can see the lack of filter. Ugh.

Mere days after her shower pics hit the internet, Little Miss Attention decides to tell the press, that she is ready for "Sex and the City" the tween version. "I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City," Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.

Miley honey, I don't know why your mother hasn't filled you in on the fact that there shouldn't BE a tween version of "Sex and the City." Clearly she is too busy counting your money to be a parent.

From a mother to a young girl, I gotta say this:

Dear Miley,

"Stop pouting your lips like a fish. Nothing about that is sexy. Stop taking provocative pictures of yourself. The only people looking at them are young horny boys and disgusting old pedophiles. Stop video blogging. You act like an idiot, which is all fine and dandy, have fun, but stop posting it on YouTube. Stop talking to the press. "No comment" works. Just shut your mouth. Stop trying to grow up so damn fast, and for goodness sakes, keep your dress down."

Love,

Auntie Karen

and while I'm at it:

Dear Disney, Billy Ray and Tish,

SMARTEN UP.