Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Here's something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?

That's right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You're probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)

But calm down - it's only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, "Labor Pains."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.

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HerBadMother — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

You know, there is just so much not to like about Dina Lohan. She aided and abetted her elder daughter in substance abuse, she made every effort to ensure that said daughter took the best-paying but most craptastic jobs available in Hollywood (Herbie? Really?), she did everything in her power to wedge herself into the spotlight alongside daughter, and then, when that poor, wasted daughter finally collapsed from drug abuse and existential crisis, she moved onto her other, less-used-up kids to see if she could wring a bit of fame and fortune out of them. That, and she uses way too much self-tanner.

So when she comes out and promotes her new reality show - it's about the non-Lindsay Lohans! And how they're all gonna be big stars! With Mom's stellar guidance! - as a work that promotes the empowerment of single moms and mothers, well, that just makes me want to step on her toes, hard.

Says Ms. Lohan: "(The show) is about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood."

Oh, sure. It really is that simple to be an uncompromising, successful mother: you just horn in on your children's lives and ~~whore them out~~ set them up as little entertainers whose careers you can piggyback to your own fame and fortune and a lifetime supply of Botox.

I hope that you were all taking notes there. That advice is golden. Thanks, Dina!

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Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

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