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Clay Aiken Went Cheap

HerBadMother — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Bargain basement cheap, if you're measuring against the usual rates. He just couldn't command higher prices, poor man.

That is, his baby pictures couldn't. Which isn't a comment so much on his baby - who is adorable - but on Clay's celebrity ranking, which was hovering somewhere just above Carrot Top's until he announced that he was gay, at which point it sky-rocketed to the Rosie O'Donnell level which is still many levels below Scary Spice and not even in the same waters as Nicole Richie.

Anyhoo. Clay got around $500,000 for his baby pics. Which, after taxes, is just about enough money for a better haircut. He should put it to good use.

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Suri Cruise is Isolated and Lonely

Karl Erikson — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Is Suri Cruise sheltered and lonely? That's the claim that Star magazine is making in its October 6 issue. You'd think she'd have the perfect life, that little Cruise, but no. She's isolated, never plays with other kids, and her only playmate is mommy Katie Holmes!

Apparently, Tom Cruise is quite picky about bringing Suri around other people's kids so she's hardly ever around children her own age. So much so that she doesn't know how to act around kids, hates sharing because she never has to, and is quite the little primadonna.

"It's really sad," says a source, "You can see how much Suri longs for someone to play with."

Granted, this is about as much a surprise as Clay Aiken announcing he's gay, but still. I think most celebrities' kids are bound for a lifetime of therapy.

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Weekly World News: Travis Barker Fakes Death, Then Undergoes Sex Change!

HerBadMother — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

The last few days in the world of Internet gossip have been pretty crazy. Sure, there are always crazy stories rolling around - Miley Cyrus pregnant? Who could get past Billy Ray and his shot-gun to knock her up? - but this week's stories took the cake. Travis Barker dead! Travis Barker resurrected! Travis Barker zombie seen shopping in Los Angeles!

(Take those stories together with those concerning Paris Hilton's plans to host AA meetings for drunkard elephants and Brangelina's plans to buy Ethiopa and you pretty much had a perfect storm of extreme gossip.)

Which got me thinking: what else might we have seen in the headlines this week, if the denizens of MySpace ran Associated Press?

1) Clay Aiken Marries Jake Gyllenhaal In Secret Ceremony (Reese Witherspoon Is Flower Girl!).

2) Britney Spears Drives Car Into Crowd Of Writer's Guild Strikers With Kids In Back Seat: Asks Tina Fey To Get Her A Frappuccino

3) Heidi Klum Has Back Fat!

4) FDA Says That A Pack A Day Is Good For Baby: Nicole Richie Rejoices!

5) Angelina Jolie: "I'm Really A Man (But Brad Still Loves My Ass!)"

6) Tom Cruise Wants Another Baby: Plans to Impregnate Self And Carry To Term (Katie Smiles And Nods!)

You think I make this shit up? At least one of these stories is confirmably true. And we still don't know if Travis is dead or alive, so I advise suspension of disbelief on all fronts until further notice.