FameCrawler : cheetos

Angelina Jolie and Kids: What's Wrong With this Picture?

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Droolicious has taken exception with this picture of Angelina Jolie and half the brood. Can you guess what set them off?

Find out here!

Craig Ferguson is a Good American

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Craig Ferguson has been an American citizen for a relatively short time, yet he seems to have a better grip on what that means than many people that were born here. He's in the same boat that a lot of us are. He's a taxpayer. He's a parent. He thinks Dave Letterman is sexy. That's America, folks.

Watch this clip and listen. Send it to your friends- especially those eating Cheetos.

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Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Ok! Magazine is featuring two of Hollywood's finest on its cover. Little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise are quite the pair.

Or are they? Does this photo look photoshopped to you or have the ladies been spending some quality time together? Until last week when Shiloh showed up for some Cheetos neither one had been seen for awhile. Suri is still in hiding. Maybe they've been living it up together at some secret daycare for the super rich.

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

Then there is the issue of the headline. Sure, we know Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but every rumor about Katie Holmes has turned out to be, well, a rumor. Does Ok! know something we don't?

Suri? Suri? Where Is Suri Cruise?

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

The Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 21

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Jennie Garth's Family Is a Croc

Is Fergie Pregnant?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Heidi Klum Talks About Her Sex Life, AGAIN

Ashley Dupre Video: Why My Daughters Will Spend Spring Break at Amish Camp

Halle Berry Gives Birth To A Daughter!

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

JLo's Twins! Meet Max and Emme!

Jamie Lynn Dumps Casey Aldridge

Governors Gone Wild: Dina Matos McGreevey and the Three-Way

Angelina Jolie, You Had Me At 'Cheeto'

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:30:00 GMT

I just became a huge fan of Angelina Jolie. No, it's not because she donated a kidney to some orphanage in Belize, and it's not because I heard that she didn't really break up Brad and Jen's marriage (I still totally think she did.)

It's because she's letting her beautiful movie star children eat Cheetos.

While most Hollywood moms are careful never to let their children be photographed with anything but homemade organic muesli or jerky made from tofu, Angelina proudly parades her Cheeto-toting kids around, their faces smeared with orange snack dust.

Thanks for keeping it real, Angie. Those sissy muesli kids are just going to get their asses kicked in school, anyways.

[photo: People.com]

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:14:00 GMT

I know, we've used pictures from this moment already, but come on, they're sweet. I was looking at this picture of Angelina Jolie with her daughters Zahara and Shiloh and their light dusting of Cheeto powder and thinking how it is generally accepted as cute, but had that been Britney and her boys we would have written three paragraphs about how her kids have been fed nothing but cheese puffs and Mountain Dew under her care and that K-Fed is therefor the second coming.

I don't claim to be a super parent, and I also don't expect Child Services anytime soon. Sometimes kids just need some Cheetos. Just ask my son:

So what does this say about me?

Photo: Babyrazzi

Angelina Jolie and the Kids

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:59:00 GMT

Four in tow, and one(?) to go.

There was a time when you couldn't go a day, sometimes an hour, without reading about Angelina Jolie and her kids on FameCrawler. That hasn't been the case lately. Hell, this is the first time I've seen Shiloh since she started college. She's huge.

I don't know if their lack of publicity has been the result of carefully orchastrated underground activity, or if Britney Spears is really that interesting. Maybe a bit of both.

Photos: Celebs and Bubs

Britney Is Pissed - Dumps Her Baby Daddy!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is pissed! The troubled poptart found texts from another woman on Adnan's iPhone. Spears also questioned Ghalib about why he was being photographed with other women. She snatched his phone and read the spicy text messages and then chucked it into the pool.

According The Sun, a source said:

“There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Adnan has been trying to sweet talk Brit back to him by sending her lots of text messages and hand written notes. He wrote her this:

Britney, Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can't wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always, Adnan.

A milky bowl of soup? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Gotta be code for something.

I'm sure if Adnan makes a promise of a bag of Cheetos, an icy frapp and a new pink wig, Brit will take him back. Come on, her baby needs it's daddy!

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Britney Hates Amy Winehouse and Beyonce

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Lots of hate going on in the celebrity world lately. Perhaps hate is a bit strong, but Britney didn't have anything nice to say about fellow singers/performers Amy Winehouse or Beyonce.

Spears herself wasn't asked to perform at the Grammy Awards (shocker!), but that didn't stop the poptart from giving her two cents worth about others who did.

Britney apparently didn't care for Beyonce's duet with Tina Turner and said, 'Too bad she can't dance as good as Tina - who's old enough to be her grandmother!'

Then, she had an opinion about the performance from Amy Winehouse, who looked clean (really?) and sober (really?), Spears quipped: 'Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!'

Um, the whole pot and kettle scenerio? Ya.

I'm not entirely sure who actually heard Brit say these things - maybe her Cheetos bag is secretly taping her.

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'Bout Time: LAPD Investigating Sam Lutfi

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Finally, the long arm of the law is reaching into the snake hole to pull out Sam Lutfi. TMZ is reporting that scumbag Lutfi is being investigated by the Major Crimes Division of the LAPD for allegedly drugging Britney Spears. Sources say that Britney's conservators accuse Lutfi of drugging the pop star as a way of keeping her under his control.

Britney's mom Lynne recently told the court that on the night she arrived for an intervention at Spears' home, Lutfi openly admitted to grinding up pills and putting them in Britney's food. I guess you can hide anything in a bag of Cheetos.

Lutfi or course, could not be reached for comment. He was off somewhere shedding his skin.

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[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Britney's Free Ya'll!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

Photo source: The Superficial

Spears' Statement Against Sam Lutfi

Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Could 'The Secret' Save Britney?

Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial

I Don't Know Art, but I Know Britney

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:05:00 GMT

I'm not sure if I like this or hate it. Is it making fun of Britney or searching for pity? Why is there only one child? Why is Taco Bell so obviously excluded?

As I was looking at this picture and trying to decide if it was worth a post my 4-year-old walked up to the computer and asked what movie the poster was from.

"It's not a movie. Yet."

"Oh," he said. "It's from Starbucks."

What the hell? Apperently my house is more glass than I thought. Oh wait, those are just the windows. I'm okay.

Photo: Perez Hilton

Britney Goes Batsh*t

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Last night Britney was driving on by this mural and stopped to take a picture of it, but the paparazzi kept jumping in front of her to take her picture. BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE WORLD.

Nevertheless, she cursed out the paps and then sped off in a photogs car where he had the time of his life. Incidently, this is the SAME photographer who escorted her to the bathroom the day she was dressed as a tampon.

Video after the jump of Britney "Potty Mouth" Spears. NSFW/kids.

Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears is a "Great Mother"

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Okay, I am ABSOLUTLEY sick of Dr. Phil.

"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents," he told People. "An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother."

McGraw admits that Lynne is "troubled right now" but is "really looking for the positives in this." Lynne has "her feet squarely and solidly on the ground," he says.

"They're a very strong, close-knit family," says Dr. Phil's wife Robin, "They're relying on each other." And with her book recently put on hold, Lynne is also drawing strength from her faith. "I talked to Lynne yesterday and she said they're turning to prayer, asked that I pray for them. That's how they're going to get through it."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Hide behind your religion much, Lynne?

Oy.

K'Fed To Britney: Come To My House For Christmas

Sassy Smith — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT

It seems Kevin Federline is in a giving spirit and has invited his ex wife over to celebrate Christmas day with her kids.

The trainwreck has lost custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James and currently K'Fed has temporary full custody of the tots. There has been lots of confusion and speculation about who would get the kids when during the holidays and now it seems regardless of what's on paper, Federline is putting his boys first and opening his home to Britney.

Brit was out doing some Christmas shopping on December 21 and hopefully she remembered to buy something for her kids other than Cheetos. Oh was that mean? My bad.

Reportedly, Kev has warned Brit that he will kick her out if she acts weird. This is Britney Spears we're talking about, so good luck with that wish Kevin.

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Britney Spears: This Halloween Has Scariest Jack-O-Lantern. Ever.

Whit Honea — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT

You know that house in the neighborhood that goes all out for Halloween? It's a lot of fun to look at, but it's borderline creepy and you have to let a few other people take their kids there first, just to make sure it's safe. Well, that house has just been outdone.

You think that pumpkin above (the Lohan) is disturbing, feast your eyes on this beauty:

Scary, right? At least you know this house will be handing out Cheetos. Those are good.

Photo: Britney Groupie

FameCrawler : cheetos

Angelina Jolie and Kids: What's Wrong With this Picture?

Craig Ferguson is a Good American

Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Katie Holmes Collapses!

Suri? Suri? Where Is Suri Cruise?

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

The Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 21

Is Fergie Pregnant?

JLo's Twins! Meet Max and Emme!

Jamie Lynn Dumps Casey Aldridge

Angelina Jolie, You Had Me At 'Cheeto'

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

Angelina Jolie and the Kids

Britney Is Pissed - Dumps Her Baby Daddy!

Britney Hates Amy Winehouse and Beyonce

'Bout Time: LAPD Investigating Sam Lutfi

Britney's Free Ya'll!

Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

I Don't Know Art, but I Know Britney

Britney Goes Batsh*t

Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears is a "Great Mother"

K'Fed To Britney: Come To My House For Christmas

Britney Spears: This Halloween Has Scariest Jack-O-Lantern. Ever.