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...Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace: Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon to Wed Tonight

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:04:00 GMT

If you hurry, you might be able to make it to Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas to toast tonight's wedding of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon. TMZ is reporting that the lovely couple are set to wed at 8pm tonight in the Mirage Villas, and that PH is planning on passing out free champagne across the casino floor to celebrate. Which is a coincidence, since I'm sure both Anderson and Salomon have done their share of passing out on the casino floor.

Anderson wrote on her website today, "The greatest revenge is true happiness. On a more interesting note, Planet Hollywood and I are up to so many wonderful projects ...We are toasting the casino right after we get married after my show."

Ah, yes - the greatest revenge is true happiness. Because as we all know, marriage is less about love and commitment than the knowledge that you've gotten back at anyone who's ever screwed you over. I'm getting teary-eyed.

Shotgun Wedding: Pamela Anderson Pregnant?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:10:00 GMT

What a relief - there may actually be a reason why Pamela Anderson is hot to marry übersleaze Rick Salomon. OK! Magazine is reporting that Anderson may be pregnant. Not enough reason for the rest of us to touch Salomon with a ten-foot pole, I know, but Pam has done this before. In 2006 she unexpectedly married singer Kid Rock and then filed for divorce three months later, only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child.

Anderson and Salomon obtained a marriage license in Las Vegas in Saturday but have yet to walk down the aisle. A source says of Pam, "She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump." Looks like it's time for - get ready for it - Bumpwatch for Baywatch. I just made that one up.

[photo: OK!Magazine.com]

Pamela Anderson Marriage Rumor: Who Wants Paris Hilton's Sloppy Seconds?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:50:00 GMT

Media outlets are buzzing with news that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are about to tie the knot. Las Vegas station KVBC is reporting that the couple obtained a marriage license on Saturday. Fiancé Salomon is best known for co-starring in that infamous sex tape with Paris Hilton, One Night in Paris. I guess Pam must have been impressed with his 'acting skills.'

Anderson was previously married to rocker Tommy Lee and most recently to Kid Rock for a whopping three months. Recent reports have friends concerned that Salomon is a bad influence and point to Anderson partying and drinking heavily despite having Hepatitis C. I wonder what Pam's kids think of their stepdad-to-be. Perhaps in the future when he's feeling nostalgic he'll drag out the old home movies of him and Auntie Paris.

Anderson's rep is refusing to comment citing client confidentiality and sheer and utter embarrassment.

[photo: ImNotObsessed.com]

Pamela Anderson Baywatches With Her Kids

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Baywatch, apparently, lives on. I found a site where some, uh, fan with a telephoto lens caught Pam Anderson having a beach day with her kids. Judging by the rest of the photos there I think they were more interested in waiting for her shorts to crease just so. I chose these two pictures since they seemed appropriate for a family website, and we all know FameCrawler is all about the children.

I'm not sure which of her kids, Brandon or Dylan, is seen here but it's obvious he doesn't like mom messing with his hair. My daughter makes this same face when I lick my palm and then wipe her face with it. Kids these days - no appreciation.