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Britney Ran Over Me!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Britney Spears invaded my dreams earlier and ran over me. It was more like a nightmare really, and why am I dreaming about her anyway ~~because I write about her 5000 times a day~~? The dream was fitting though because it begs the question, does Brit have a valid California driver's licence?

An attorney for Spears (one of the lawyers that quit?) wants the L.A. attorney's office to prove that the empty headed poptart is a permanent California resident and subject to state laws that require her to have a valid state driver's licence.

Britster could face up to one year of probation if convicted in a misdemeanour case of allegedly driving without a valid licence. There is video of Spears hitting a parked car in a lot back in August of 2007. The "brainiac" of course pleaded not guilty y'all. The hit and run charge was dropped.

Michael Flanagan filed a court motion on Wednesday that requires prosecutors to show that Spears, who owns homes in Louisiana and FL, intends on making Los Angeles her legal, permanent home.

"If they can establish that Britney is domiciled here in California, that she permanently intends to stay here, then she does have a requirement to get a licence," explained Flanagan.

During the time of the alleged incident, Britney had a valid Louisiana licence and then 6 days later, she got a California licence.

Britney really needs to quit driving, period. Even in my dreams.

However, at this point, due to recent events, this is the least of Brit's troubles.

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Paul McCartney Hopes Heather Mills Kills Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:05:00 GMT

I think the b*tch is crazy too, but that's a bit nasty isn't? Reportedly, Paul McCartney is on tape saying to his daughter Stella McCartney, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

A source added, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not. Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona."

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this. Her legal team feel that if the tape is genuine it is one of the most damning things Paul has ever said."

Now, we've heard from Mills in the past, that she has recordings of Paul saying nasty things, however, who would have recorded this conversation between Sir Paul and Stella? And, in my opinion, why doesn't McCartney just pay the crazy lady? He's worth, what, 800 gazillion dollars, so why not, just give the let's drink rat's milk woman, some cash, shut her up and be done with it? Wouldn't it be worth it? Get her outta your hair? Think about it Paul, think about it.

I just hope they're both thinking of their small daughter, Beatrice.

The battling ex's divorce case is set for February at the High Court in London.

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Shiny and Silver: Nicole Kidman Looks Like The Tin Man

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

WTH mate? What's with the tinfoil suit?

Nicole Kidman, looks, well, ridiculous in her shiny, blinding suit. The lipstick color doesn't do her any favours either. Stylist anyone?

Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass, in Sydney, Australia at the State Theatre. She was accompanied by her younger sister, Antonia and 8 year old niece, Lucia.

Nicole mentioned how happy she is that she'll be spending her the holidays with her country singer hubby, Keith Urban and family. Hopefully Santa will bring her some new clothes. Merry Christmas!

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