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Spying on the Neighbors:11-20-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:01:00 GMT

It was the geek! I knew it.

Xtina and the Bratman (Gossip Girls)

Hugh Jackman at LAX (CelebTots)

Gwen Stefani goes home (Just Jared)

Britney likes the porn (Popbytes)

Eva Longoria is fishy (Hollywood Backwash)

Pax saves food (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Boobs - I Mean The Vote

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Amazingly, I came across this picture of Christina Aguilera where you aren't completely distracted by her massive maternal mammaries. Hear that? It's the sound of millions of men everywhere clicking away from this post.

Xtina is at a Rock The Vote event taking place at the opening of the new Kitson Men in Beverly Hills. Girlfriend doesn't look too happy - maybe the baby is kicking her bladder, which they often do at this stage. Although I'd look pretty pissed, too, if I took my pregnant self all the way down to Kitson and all they gave me was a fugly t-shirt.

[photo: Hollyscoop.com]

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Christina Aguilera Got a Poor Girl's Boob Job

Whit Honea — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Damn! Xtina has yet to officially announce her pregnancy, but I would say the proof is in the pudding, or melons, as the case may be. Either Aguilera is getting along in her pregnancy, or she has found the world's greatest bra. If the latter is the case, where did she get it, and do they sell men's underwear there?

Seriously though, look at her clothes, and how taut they are. It's like her chest is turning into the Hulk. Except in this case we will like it when she's angry.

Oh yeah, her husband is also in the picture. Jordan something or other.

Photo: GabSmash