Celebumom Boob Contest - Photos

Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:35:00 GMT

There are a lot of new celebumoms who are sporting some very lovely lady lumps. By lovely, I mean obscenely huge. Some have given birth recently and some have not, but regardless of when they've had their kids, they're all, uh, top heavy. Va va va voom! Do you think any of them have had some "help" to achieve such a massive bra size? Admittedly, at least one of them has....

Photos after the jump!

Christina Aguilera:

She gave birth to Max 6 months ago and she certainly went from a not so big cup size to her admittedly E cup bra. And she certainly likes to show off those huge puppies. Do you think she's had any surgery? I'm not sure what's going on with her right breast, but it could be a surgery scar. If it's all her (and milk!), then she might need surgery later on as she may get some deflation. Just sayin.'

Halle Berry:

Her daughter Nahla arrived just about 3 months ago, and she's already almost back to her pre-baby body with some new assets to boot! I don't think she's had any surgery - any bigger and she'll need a licence to carry those things around.

Nicole Richie:

Little Harlow arrived in January of this year and because of the pregnancy, Nicole put on some much needed weight. Although she's back to being fairly small, and her huge pregnancy boobs are not like they used to be, but they still look pretty good. Uh, not that I'm looking. Definitely no surgery for her!

Mel B aka Scary Spice:

Melanie Brown has given birth to two daughters, Phoenix Chi, 9, and Angel Iris, 14-months-old and I'm pretty sure she's not had any surgery - certainly doesn't need any. Hubba hubba. However, do women's boobs stay that firm and full looking 14 months after giving birth? Hmm.

Angelina Jolie:

Angie is pregnant with twins, either due now or any day or in August - depends on who you believe. I'm pretty certain her twin boobage (get it?) is all due to pregnancy and/or a really great bra.

Pamela Anderson:

Uh, can we all say surgery? Pammie has two sons Brandon and Dylan and I'm sure she had some natural boobage goin' on during that time, but she's been very vocal about her augmentation. She had her implants removed at one time, for like 20 minutes and then had them put back in. And maybe taken out again? And put back in? I don't know. Regardless, she's all fake, all the time.

[photos:celebutopia & google]

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