FameCrawler : aubry

Halle Berry: New Baby, New Husband?

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:31:00 GMT

So, hurrah to Halle Berry for finally popping that baby out. She was looking HUGE (which, can I say? We all do at that stage. It's just that most preggo celebs stop parading themselves around once they get past the cute stages. Kudos on Halle for letting us see her in all of her glorious massivosity.) So the next question is: when is she going to make baby-daddy Gabriel Aubry an honest man?

Not anytime soon, according to Halle. The actress has said that she never wants to be a bride in the future (she's been married twice before to baseball player David Justice and singer Eric Benet), and says, "I will never marry again. I have a good healthy love for myself and love in my life. I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife and I don't need the validation of a marriage certificate."

What that means for her relationship with Baby Berry's father Gabriel Aubry: "Gabriel is a wonderful person and I am just happy I've found someone really special to have a baby with. In a way, I feel more married than I ever have in two marriages."

Awww. Poor Gabriel though. He'll never get to wear that trousseau of his.

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Halle Berry Gives Birth To A Daughter!

Halle Berry's Baby Daddy: Still NOT HOT

HerBadMother — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:23:00 GMT

OK, so he's not as flamingly metrosexual in this photo as he was in that one the other week (you know, with the mock turtleneck and the man bracelet), but still - everything about Gabriel Aubry screams TOY BOY. The human male equivalent of a purse dog.

I'm willing to believe that he impregnated Halle Berry, and that he's straight enough to have enjoyed it, but I'd still bet that he had a manicure and very possibly a facial that same day. The ladies over at Jezebel keep insisting that he's hot, but I really must insist that no man qualifies as 'hot' who has a more completely waxed body than I do.

Halle Berry's Baby Daddy: NOT HOT

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Did Halle Berry really sleep with this guy? Dude is waaaay too metrosexual to be sleeping with someone with such great boobs. His hair is frosted and he has obviously manicured nails. Plus, no man should ever, ever wear mock turtlenecks, especially not in white and especially not when the neck is going to draw attention to an artfully neglected patch of neck stubble. I'll bet any money that dude waxes his nether regions.

If Gabriel Aubry just let go of the manic attention to grooming and the pleated pants, he could be quite hot. He bears a slight resemblance to Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost), who in my opinion is one of the hottest men alive, not least because he rocks the dirty-messy bad boy look like nobody's bizniss. Rrwarr. Rough-and-tumble is hot, waxed and polished is not. Unless you're baring your waxed-but-tattooed tushy at every opportunity. That can be kinda hot. Just ask David Beckham.

Where was I? Right. Gabriel Aubry. Lose the frosted tips, dude.