FameCrawler : "Gimme More"

I Would Title This Post 'Yo Ho, Yo Ho" But That Would Be So Obvious

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Ahoy, Matey! Clearly, Britney Spears is wearing this outfit just to make it easier for us writers struggling to come up with headlines for the gazillion stories a day we do about her. Because, really, there can't be any other reason for anyone to wear this getup. Can you think of one? I can't.

This one photo inspired me with gems such as, 'Arghh! What's in Britney's Treasure Chest?' and 'Finally, Britney Covers Up Her Pirate's Booty.' Flashes of genius, I know. I'm even working on one that uses a reference to 'Long John Silver' that's gonna just kill. Give me a few minutes, I'll get back to you.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Lynne Spears to Britney: Come to Mama!

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears is reaching out for help, and not just to her weave specialist and the local Starbucks barista. Spears had a visit over the weekend with her estranged mother, Lynne, of all people. The reunion reportedly took place at Spears' Malibu home and lasted a whole 90 minutes. That's 80 minutes longer than Gimme More stayed on the charts.

The photo above was obviously taken in better times, back when the two still had a warm relationship and Britney still had a career. Last weekend's meeting was the first between mother and daughter in over three months. Relations became strained in May when Britney failed to visit Lynne on Mother's Day, and then escalated when Lynne began visiting her grandsons, Sean and Jayden, while they were staying with Britney's ex Kevin Federline.

Although I guess I'd be pissed, too, if I found out my mom was hangin' with Kevin Federline. I mean, what if she came home trying to rap and her pants were slung below her butt crack? That would be like, bad.

Game On: Angelina Jolie and Britney Spears in the Battle of the Big White Purses

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Who would win this one? In one corner, Angelina Jolie and badass Zahara with their matching Valentino bags. In the other corner, Britney Spears palming a Frappuccino and two Versace bags. Welcome to Celebrity Smackdown, Handbag Edition!

Sure, Britney's bag is more expensive ($1900 to Angie's measly $1700 - yes, that's dollars, people). But let's let the contents decide: Angelina's bag is filled with passports, gluten-free breath mints, a jewel encrusted pacifier, pictures of Brad, organic-cotton tampons, Mother Theresa's biography and a pen she accidentally stole from the United Nations. Britney's is stuffed with a family-pak of Cheetos and a liter of Mountain Dew.

Too easy! Like any kid, once Zahara gets a whiff of that purse-full of snacks, she'll be yelling Gimme More! Advantage Britney!

[photos: INFphoto.com / Jezebel]