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Bristol Palin: Motherhood Sucks

Josh loposer — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

In a recent interview with People, Bristol Palin made it a point to clear up any misconceptions for any high school girls who might be getting overly frisky.

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex," she tells PEOPLE. "Think about the consequences."
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."

BTW, Bristol graces the cover of the latest People in her high school graduation cap and gown. Maybe People was playing up the drama her by asking Bristol how it felt to be left out of her senior year in high school. Even so, I think Bristol might be overstating the case a little here.

I mean, if the news ever got out that sex leads to pregnancy, and pregnancy leads to screaming babies, procreation might cease and humanity as we know it would be lost.

Seriously though, it seems like Since Bristol signed on as an anti-teen pregnancy campaigner, all of the sudden, baby Tripp isn't such a miracle -- he's become part of a cautionary tale. I think that's kind of sad and way to get the message across.

Do you think Bristol is right on with the abstinence thing? Or should she maybe promote safe sex?

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Levi Gets Snubbed By Modeling Industry

Josh loposer — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:00:00 GMT

What's Levi Johnston's career strategy -- beyond doing interviews about how he knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter? One of his vague aspirations is apparently to profit from his 15 minutes by becoming a model. So far, it looks like the modeling industry's taking a pass.

According to a CBS Early Show report, Levi's self-proclaimed career prospects go something like this: “He says that he will be an electrician like everyone else in his family, or maybe all this publicity will lead to a modeling or acting gig, which he is open to.”

While I could kinda see Levi doing some modeling work for the Bass Pro Shop catalog, it's hard to imagine him supporting himself and his baby Tripp with his acting skillz.

Of course, when Vanity Fair heard about Levi's opportunistic and quasi-ridiculous plan, they couldn't help themselves. They decided to contact some of top modeling agencies to see if they were interested in working with the infamous baby daddy.

Click Models
“We didn’t reach out to him. I guess he’s interested, but we weren’t,” said Stephanie Grill, director of Click’s men’s board.

DNA Model Management
“No one has reached out to him. He’s a good-looking guy, but not really a model type. No one would see him on the runway. He was ill-at-ease on Tyra Banks and I can’t see that changing drastically,” said Fred Howard of DNA public relations.

Ford Models
“No one in the Men’s Division has reached out. It wasn’t even brought up. I know every time I saw him during the elections, I never thought, ‘He should be a male model.’ It would be doubtful,” said Jesse Simon of the Ford men’s board, in New York.

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Sarah Palin Wants $11 Million for Book Deal

Karl Erikson — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Back in Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin still wants more. The ex-Republican VP nominee, Sarah is trying to write a tell-all book. She's represented by the same lawyer who represented Barack Obama and the Clintons for their book deals.

According to sources, Sarah is looking for an $11 million advance! That's a pretty tall order, since Hillary Clinton got only $8 million in advance for "Living History." Laura Bush received just $2 million in advance for her upcoming White House memoir. What the hell makes Sarah think she's worth $11 million?

There may also be a TV deal coming, though Sarah's lawyer remains mum on the subject. He's gotten deals for NBC's Brian Williams, Lesley Stahl, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta (the new Surgeon General in Obama's administration).

Sarah is now halfway done with her first term as governor, and gave her State of the State Address last night in Juneau. She congratulated President Obama and said if Barack "governs with the skill, grace and greatness of which he is capable, Alaska's going to be just fine."

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Sarah Palin Scored 841 on SATs?

Karl Erikson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:37:00 GMT

So someone supposedly came up with Sarah Palin's 12th grade report card. It's too good to be true. I'm sure it's a fake, but we're nothing if not thorough. The alleged report card includes her SAT scores which, for those of our readers outside the States, stand for Scholastic Aptitude Test.

The SATs are meant to gauge students on their readiness for college and the scores are very important. They can make or break acceptance to the school of your choice.

The test is about 4 hours long and is meant to measure students in math, reading, and writing skills. Top score is 1600 and Sarah Palin shows an amazing score of 841. This card shows a 425 in verbal and a 416 in math. It also shows her various grades in different subjects.

Sarah scored a B in English, D in Foreign Language, B in Biology, C in Physical Sciences, C in Social Studies, and a C in Math. In essence, not good.

According to Wikipedia, the average SAT score for 1982 was 997 total.

The whole thing stinks, if you ask me. First of all, it LOOKS fake. The lettering is all too perfect. Some of the text isn't even all the way across. Back then, this shit was physically typed out on typewriters. There should be visible imperfections in letters. The spacing between the letters is all too perfect...like it was done on a computer.

Not that the grades/scores would be all that surprising, mind you. After Sarah's ABC and CBS interviews? It seems more surprising that she graduated high school, let alone college.

But my money is going toward this being a fake document.

What do you think?

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