FameCrawler : The Spice Girls

Celebrity Confession: I Look Like Crap In The Morning

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Celebrities are just like regular people (well mostly) - they have bad hair days or don't always look put together and one particular celebrity mom says she doesn't look her best when she wakes up. Who's willing to admit they "look like crap in the morning"?

Find out after the jump!

Celebumom Victoria Beckham says she hides behind big sunglasses when she's feeling unattractive.

"I look like crap [in the morning]. I've got three children."

It's nice to know she's not glamorous 24/7!

She adds, "I never wear make-up or dress up at home. That's why I like big sunglasses. They hide a multitude of sins."

I'm going to get myself a big pair of shades - hey, if they hide the sins of moms, I'm all for it!

The former Spice Girl doesn't understand why the paparazzi bother with her or husband, soccer hottie, David Beckham.

"They shouldn't really bother following me. There are far more interesting people in Hollywood than myself and David!"

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David Beckham Infuriates Victoria!

Victoria Beckham: Guess What I Think About While In Bed?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:06:00 GMT

What do you suppose Victoria Beckham thinks about while she's in bed? What her plans are for the next day? Do the kids have clean socks? Did I feed the cat? I can tell you what I'd be thinking about if I were lying next to David Beckham....but I digress. What's on Vic's mind?

Surprisingly, she's thinking about clothes - as in, what she plans on wearing the next day.

She says, "I was talking to Gordon Ramsay and David about this the other day and they're the same."

Beckham adds, "Gordon visualizes a meal, then figures out how to prepare it. David visualizes the goal." They're men - trust me, they've got other things on their mind.

Victoria continues, "I'll lie in bed and think, what kind of look do I want to go for tomorrow? Then I find the pieces in my mind to create it."

The former Spice Girl believes she was destined to become a fashionista.

"I was never that good a singer but I think I am good at fashion.

"Even when I was at school, where I was bullied - sometimes physcially, sometimes verbally - I was always customizing my uniform. But being in the Spice Girls, fashion-wise probably didn't open any doors. If anything it shut doors and I've had to bang them down."

Regardless of if people like her style, it's kind of cool that she dreamed of fashion as a kid and is living her dream. Hopefully she passes that passion of dreaming what you want to be on to her boys!

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A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

HerBadMother — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I can just imagine this discussion:

"BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!"

"But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers. We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot."

"I'M WEARING A DRESS."

"Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy? Don't you need pants, Mummy?"

Answer us that, Vicki.

Guess The Celebrity Tots!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Look at those cute celebrity kids! Do you know who their famous parent/parents are? Top left corner - her mom is silly and very funny. Top right corner - yes, he is a boy with super long hair and his mom has a set of lungs on her like you wouldn't believe! Bottom left corner - her mom is scaaarrry and she is heavenly. Bottom middle - her dad is famous and so is her big sis. Bottom right corner - his dad is an actor, will he come back to television? There are your hints - any guesses?

Answers after the jump!

Little Alice, daughter of funny lady and star of 30 Rock, Tina Fey.

Rene Charles, son of Canadian superstar Celine Dion.

Cutie pie Angel, daughter of Scary Spice, Melanie Brown.

Kylie - dad is Bruce Jenner and big sis is Kim Kardashian.

Finnigan, who's dad is the funny Eric McCormack.

How many did you guess correctly? I didn't get any right. Ha.

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Victoria Beckham: Still Avoiding Pants

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Again with the no pants. What's up with that? I mean, okay, I know that for some women short-short dresses are a way of life - the miniskirt did have a good run of it, after all - but really? Short-short dresses that just look like shirts? On women who are no longer twenty-years old? Not so much.

Obviously, Victoria Beckham has nice legs by any standards, so I'm not suggesting that moms have ugly legs. What I'm suggesting is, moms should maybe not dress like they just stumbled out of a one-night stand when they take their kids out for ice-cream. Which is just to say, wear pants. Or let the hem down on that shirt a bit. Something. Mothers need to bend down, you know - and that shirt doesn't look like it would cover much in the event of even a moderate one-knee dip to her kids' level.

I'm just sayin'.

Source; Photo: Celebutopia

Beckhams Making More Babies

Posh Turns 34 & Doesn't Wear Pants

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Posh turned 34-years-old and she dined out with her new BFF Kate Beckinsale and their husbands, David Beckham and Len Wisemen respectively. Also there, Eva Longoria Parker - Eva owns the restaurant - Beso in Hollywood, and I'm sure she gave her friend the star treatment - no pun intended.

More photos after the jump

Later on, they hopped into David's vehicle, laughing and looking like they were having a great time. As usual, Posh had no pants on - I mean she was wearing a dress that actually looked like a dress. Nice change.

I wonder if Victoria had some cake?

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Posh Dumped!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

Posh Dumped!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Oh my gosh, Posh has been dumped!

Uh, not by her husband and baby daddy if that's what you were thinking - but by several American boutiques. They've dropped her dVb denim line because sales were, well, basically sucking.

Victoria has not been actively promoting her fashion line, which duh, is something you really need to do in order to help generate sales.

Kitson owner Fraser Ross explains why he made the decision to dump the denim line:

"We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't. Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell."

Maybe Beckham was too busy being a mom and looking for her own pants.

Source:Perezhilton.com

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Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Seriously.

I know that it's, like, LA and you're a fame-whoring tartlet who never met a crazy outfit - or a photo-op - that she didn't like, but really? A micro-mini dress - that looks more like a shirt - to go grocery shopping? Were your kids with you? Doesn't being in public with a mom without pants embarass them?

I mean, it's one thing if you're Paris Hilton and have nobody to embarass but your dogs, or Britney Spears, who is clearly insane, but quite another when you're a self-proclaimed soccer mom who is also, supposedly, a pants designer. WEAR SOME.

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Victoria Beckham Redefines Mom Jeans

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:36:00 GMT

See? This is what a mom really should wear to the park with her kids. Bright yellow low-slung jeans, cut extra long to cover one's five inch stiletto boots and drag in the grass. You know, for that authentic grass-stained look.

Top it off with a mini satin zip-front jacket - no top underneath, natch - and some bright yellow-framed aviators and you're set. Where do you put the Ziploc bags with the kid's snacks? Dunno. Does it matter? You should have help for that.

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Beckham With Balls, Again

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

I suppose that David Beckham has no choice but to take good care of his balls. I mean, Victoria would probably chop them off and preserve them in formaldehyde for safekeeping if he were at all lax about testicular upkeep. Those are some serious babymaking tools he's got there. Can't be too careful.

Then again, maybe he just likes touching them. Can't say I blame him, if that's the case.

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David Beckham & Posh Gettin' Their Kink On

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Put the kids to bed and lock the door - someone's gettin' their freak on! Who says moms and dads can't be sexual?

Celebrity couple - David and Victoria Beckham - were spotted recently on a particular shopping mission. According to the Sun, they were seen at a sex shop - the Pleasure Chest adult superstore- in Hollywood, reportedly stocking up on a bunch of goodies.

A witness told the newspaper: "David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on a variety of goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.

“They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”

Rawr!

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Victoria Beckham Hates Bulgey Crotches and Britney Spears

HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears:

"I'm a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.

She also wants the world to know that her latest venture - a line of men's jeans inspired by her husband David (he of the tractor exhaust pipe) - is specifically intended to rid the world of the evil of bulgey crotches:

I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt. Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really.. ..repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham's line) dVb."

Which, great. The world does need less bulgey crotch.

She's going to have to work a little harder on the less Britney Spears thing, though. That hasn't really caught on.

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David Beckham Won't Sue His Mistress

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is David Beckham a cheater? According to his "mistress" Rebecca Loos, yes. She says she had an affair with the celebrity, married father of three. Of course, David and his wife Victoria (Posh Spice) have denied her claims - which, hey how do we really know if they're true or not? Perhaps she's an opportunistic fame whore?

Regardless, the Beckhams have decided not to sue Rebecca because it's "not nice." Ah, okay, that's a different approach. Posh doesn't want to upset her family life.

According to Now magazine:

Posh says, "I trust my husband 100 per cent." David and Victoria called Loos' allegations "ludicrous" and "absurd." Victoria made the decision to ignore her. "We have children and I wasn't going to go to court and drag up my personal life.

"We have a very nice positive energy around us as a family and if it's not positive and nice, I don't want to know about it." Hmm, is that a "bury your head in the sand" kinda thing? Or maybe Posh is very secure in her relationship with her husband and the rest of us don't know jack.

Either way, Rebecca Loos gets her 15-minutes of fame before she fades into obscurity.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT

David Beckham is a celebrity, a soccer star, a dad and married. He's also an adulterer. Allegedly. ~~Totally~~.

Reportedly David had an affair - well there are reports of more than one woman - with Rebecca Loos back in 2004. You know, I had never heard that claim before. Makes you wonder what kind of relationship that Beckham and his wife, Victoria, aka Posh have?

Rebecca Loos is using her sordid fling with the married soccer player to promote herself and her "career." She's previously appeared on a few celeb television shows, one which I won't name because, quite honestly, it's disgusting. She's apparently had a fake marriage to Jenny Shimizu, who claimed to have relationships with both Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

Loos is now using her claim to ~~sleaze~~ fame to promote her new music single. I found it on youtube, and I highly doubt, even her affair with David Beckham will help her music career. Don't bother looking for it on the charts.

There is at least one other woman who's come forward to admit that she too, had an affair with David. I'm wondering what kind of impact this will have on the Beckham's sons? They're little right now but eventually they'll be old enough to surf the internet and having celebrities for parents, they're bound to find and read things about their mom and dad. Perhaps Becks and Posh have an "arrangment." Who are we to judge? But they'll have some explaining to do to their boys down the road.

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Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is she chaneling Seinfeld's mother? Does she want a cigarette in a foot long cigarette holder? Bingo? Lawn bowling? Pinochle tourney?

Seriously - screw the apologies for breaking up the Spice Girls (thanks Vicki, by the way), she should be putting out a public apology for this ~~bathrobe~~ coat.

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Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:00 GMT

The Spice Girls ~~think we care~~ issued an apology for canceling the rest of their ~~world~~ tour. The tour was canceled due to family obligations they say, but Victoria Beckham is again attempting to steal the spotlight by telling the world she is responsible.

Really ladies, just wrap it up.

"It's been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. Really sorry if we didn't get to see you this time around. We have other commitments in our lives now. But who knows what will happen next?" the band stated in the apology.

The tour is set to end in Toronto on February 26th.

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Mothers everywhere rejoiced when we heard the Spice Girls final tour was coming to an end, and Victoria Beckham is claiming it was all her doing. Boy I'd like to shake her hand.

Husband David Beckham says his wife quit the Spice Girls to become a full time fashion designer. Victoria herself claims she only re-joined the Spice Girls for her 3 sons.

"I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out a confused message," News of the World reported her as saying.

"The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.”

Victoria has also said that she may not join ‘Spice Girls’ in future again.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry,” she said.

"I'm putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month. It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together,” she added.

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Yeah, I called this days ago, but The Spice Girls website is trying to dole out different reasons:

01 February 2008

IMPORTANT TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Sadly the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and Victoria. It was announced in June that, as well as the Europe and the US, the girls planned to visit Australia, China, South Africa and Argentina. Due to the phenomenal demand for tickets in the UK and the US along with the touring logistics for such a massive production it was not possible to fit everything in. As the girls return to normal family life and the kids go back to school they are reviewing all the options, who knows what the future might bring!

The girls said: “We’ve had such an amazing time over the last 3 months. It’s been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. We want to thank everyone who came to see us. It was all so mad the first time round, so we’ve really been able to appreciate it properly this time. There have been so many highlights and good times that we know it will be hard to be apart after Toronto. Really sorry if we didn’t get to see you this time round. We all have other commitments in our lives now but who knows what will happen next.”

Whatever. I'm glad to see them go home. All this hype for overpaid, undertalented women to act like heathens in front of America's, Canada's and Britain's daughters? They're like the Mom-version of Bratz dolls. And by Bratz dolls, I mean whorish puppets made of plastic.

Some Spice Girls jokes for you:

Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.

Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.

Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.

Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.

Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.

Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.

Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.

Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.

Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both f*cked.

Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.

Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.

Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both f*cking good football players.

EDIT: Commenter Christine wants to know my reason behind calling the Spice Girls whorish.

Reason #1

Reason #2

Reason #3

It's isn't at all the way they dress. It's the way they conduct themselves in front of children. Grabbing tits and faking blow jobs on stage is not something I would want my child to see, nevermind the being drunk on stage, falling down and laughing about it. Some of these women are mothers themselves and ought to understand that their whorish behaviour and stupidity is ignorant when they know full well who their target market includes. They are money grubbing, media whores. Period.

Spice Girls Quitting Tour?

Karen — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

When the Spice Girls announced their big tour in June, they were to play 5 continents but it seems they have decided to change their plans.

Fans in Buenos Aires in Argentina in South America, Cape Town, South Africa, Beijing and Shanghai in China, in Hong Kong and in Sydney, Australia, were all told to expect dates and are listed as possible destinations on the band's official website.

So far? Nothing.

A rep for the girls says, "There are definitely no dates set as such. But this is the way they have been doing the whole tour. I think the dates are planned to happen. There are no dates done yet. But I think they are planned."

Mel B opened her mouth once again, an an interview with V magazine, hinting that the tour would come to a close after the North America leg.

There seems to be a lack of interest, but the band's spokesperson is trying to dispel any rumors of the sort: "We have had an amazing demand for tickets across the world and we are currently having to reschedule our tour. Please keep checking this site and we will let you know what is happening as soon as we know," said a message to fans.

Really? Last I heard there were empty seats at the concerts. And the numbers the band's spokesperson is claiming is more than double what the Rolling Stones mad, making it quite unbelievable that the girls are doing so well.

Speaking last summer, at the world tour launch in London, Geri Halliwell declared: "Money is not an issue. We're doing this because it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a Spice Girl again. Who would turn that down?"

I think Whit's right -- these girls aren't in the music industry so much as a product of it. It sounds as though the managers and financial backers are the ones pushing them to perform and well, as the song goes, these girls just wanna have fun!

Nevertheless, here are the girls and their families at Heathrow:

David Beckham's Condoms

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT

What an honor to have a condom named after you! No, not me - David Beckham! There apparently is a brand of condoms named after soccer star David Beckham and they've taken the Chinese contraceptive market by storm.

The condoms aren't being personally endorsed by Beckham, however the makers of said condoms assure users that they "will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch." This particular brand now sells more than it's competitors.

But not everyone is happy about the condoms. Chinese fans of the LA Galaxy star, want the them banned.

The Sun quotes one fan as saying, "We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here."

David's agent Simon Oliveria said, "It's not an official brand."

Hey what's wrong with promoting safe sex? David should embrace his condom fame as should his fans!

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Spice Girls Tour Ought To Come With a Warning To Parents (Not to Buy Tickets at All)

Karen — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Mel B is at it again with her trashy ways. Because gyrating all over a male dancer was not enough, Mel B and her big mouth are once again upsetting parents on the Spice Girls' tour.

Parents covered the ears of their little ones as Mel B went on a tirade about her private parts.

“It crossed the line. I know the Spice Girls are supposed to be a bit controversial but this is a family show,” The Sun quoted a parent as saying.

“It should come with a warning if that sort of language is going to be used. I wanted to walk out but that would have upset my kids."

“It would have also made her comments an even bigger deal, and my kids would have become more likely to repeat them in the playground knowing how rude they were,” the parent added.

I would have walked out and explained to my kids WHY we walked out. The Spice Girls KNOW there are kids in the audience and Mel herself is a mother.

I never understood the appeal of The Spice Girls, and this only reinforces my dislike for the band. Perhaps the word Spice could be replaced by Smut, or Sleaze, or Disgusting Talentless Rubbish. Just a thought.

David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

This, I must say, I never saw coming: David Beckham, he of soccer fame and gonch billboards, and Snoop Dogg, he of the, um, crack'n'hos'n'shit, are going into business together as - get this - slipper manufacturers.

I know. All together now: WHAAAAA?

Snoop recently told British newspaper, the Daily Mirror, the backstory:

"I got David a pair of slippers as a present and he took a picture of him wearing them and sent it to me. I was like, 'They look cool...' (so) we are talking about making a slipper together. So when I stop rapping and he stops playing soccer, we can kick back and slip on a house shoe."

Okay, so what about that story is more bizarre: that Snoop Dogg bought David Beckham slippers as a present, or that he calls them 'house shoes,' or that Snoop Dogg sounds like the bigger metrosexual weenie - a bigger metrosexual weenie than David "I Love Being A Gay Icon" Beckham - in a mindbogglingly unedgy enterprise that sounds like something Carson Kressley might have dreamed up?

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Posh Likes The Dirty Gonch

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham tends to hover on the razor's edge of skeevishness at the best of times, what with the constant prattling on about her husband's tractor-pipe peen and shiz like that, so it doesn't help things when she talks about making hubbie David wear somebody else's used underwear. *Shudder.*

Apparently, a fan at a recent Spice Girls gig tossed his tighty whities at the stage, and the underwear landed next to Victoria. She, ever the lady, picked them up, saying: “I hope these are clean! I’ll give them to David and we’ll re-use them… even if it’s as a shower cap! It’s good to recycle.”

Okay, fine, she was joking - I hope - but whatever. It's still gross. And probably a violation of David's Armani underwear contract (which, I'm guessing, gives him unlimited access to brand new Armani gonch.) I'm all for recycling, and I am certainly all for David Beckham's nether regions, but I don't think that the two should be combined.

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Victoria Beckham Is Proud of David's 25 Foot Penis

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham just says whatever pops into her head apparently. Her take on her husband's Armani underwear billboard ads?

"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

What? Posh's penis isn't 25 foot? Oh I jest!

This of course isn't the first time Victoria has discussed David's manhood. We all remember the "exhaust pipe" comment right?

Photo source: Perez Hilton

Posh Spreads 'Em For Marc Jacobs

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Wow. Someone finally got a picture of Victoria Beckham in her natural habitat.

What? Like being crotch-up in a Marc Jacobs shopping bag isn't what she dreams of, nightly.

Someday, one of her kids' classmates is going to unearth these pictures - if they haven't already unearthed this one - and there's going to be some serious pantsing.

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