FameCrawler : The Hoff

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-16-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Okay, Grace, it's business time.

Grumpy Witherspoon (ASL)

Tom Cruise is going to be PISSED! (The Superficial)

Britney is obsessed (TMZ)

Christy Turlington and kids go to Moses' birthday (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

The Hoff is off (Perez Hilton)

Tim Robbins and son (Celebrity Baby Blog)

David Hasselhoff to Pam Bach: Gimme Back My Crap

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:20:00 GMT

I'm sure David Hassehoff's daughters can't wait to bring their friends back to dad's swingin' bachelor pad. The Hoff, who is going through a nasty divorce and custody battle with ex-wife Pamela Bach, recently got a judge's approval to retrieve some bizarre items from the family home. We all knew Hasselhoff was a creep, now we know he also has incredibly bad taste. His belongings include:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (chick magnets)
- "French Maid"

Damn, and I was embarrassed when my dad used to break out the polka albums.

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My Eyes! My Eyes! The Hoff Takes It Off

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Freaky, but I swear I'm seeing the image of the Virgin Mary in David Hasselhoff's stomach hairs.

The Hoff is seen here spending a day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, teaching kids how to boogie-board. I'm not sure who the little girl is, but I know it's not Hasselhoff's kid. His daughters, Taylor Ann and Hayley, are teens and gained some notoriety awhile back for filming their drunken dad attempting to eat a cheeseburger off a hotel room carpet. That ninety seconds of film convinced me to never, ever teach my kids how to use the video camera.

I don't want to hate on The Hoff too much here because it looks like he's doing something for charity, so I'll end by saying something nice. David, thanks for keeping your shorts on.

[Source: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler]