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Victoria Beckham, As You've Never Seen Her Before!

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Trust me on this one: this is a picture of Victoria Beckham unlike any other. Completely unlike any other. So unlike any other, in fact, that were it not for the signature scowl and the tatts and the obviously manufactured nipples, there would be some question as to whether this is her at all. Judge for yourself:

Am I right or am I right? Jeans? Ratty t-shirt? Target basket? Is this really Posh Spice?

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Victoria Beckham: From Wrecking Music To Trashing Fashion

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is she chaneling Seinfeld's mother? Does she want a cigarette in a foot long cigarette holder? Bingo? Lawn bowling? Pinochle tourney?

Seriously - screw the apologies for breaking up the Spice Girls (thanks Vicki, by the way), she should be putting out a public apology for this ~~bathrobe~~ coat.

Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:00 GMT

The Spice Girls ~~think we care~~ issued an apology for canceling the rest of their ~~world~~ tour. The tour was canceled due to family obligations they say, but Victoria Beckham is again attempting to steal the spotlight by telling the world she is responsible.

Really ladies, just wrap it up.

"It's been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. Really sorry if we didn't get to see you this time around. We have other commitments in our lives now. But who knows what will happen next?" the band stated in the apology.

The tour is set to end in Toronto on February 26th.

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Mothers everywhere rejoiced when we heard the Spice Girls final tour was coming to an end, and Victoria Beckham is claiming it was all her doing. Boy I'd like to shake her hand.

Husband David Beckham says his wife quit the Spice Girls to become a full time fashion designer. Victoria herself claims she only re-joined the Spice Girls for her 3 sons.

"I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out a confused message," News of the World reported her as saying.

"The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.”

Victoria has also said that she may not join ‘Spice Girls’ in future again.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry,” she said.

"I'm putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month. It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together,” she added.

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Yeah, I called this days ago, but The Spice Girls website is trying to dole out different reasons:

01 February 2008

IMPORTANT TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Sadly the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and Victoria. It was announced in June that, as well as the Europe and the US, the girls planned to visit Australia, China, South Africa and Argentina. Due to the phenomenal demand for tickets in the UK and the US along with the touring logistics for such a massive production it was not possible to fit everything in. As the girls return to normal family life and the kids go back to school they are reviewing all the options, who knows what the future might bring!

The girls said: “We’ve had such an amazing time over the last 3 months. It’s been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. We want to thank everyone who came to see us. It was all so mad the first time round, so we’ve really been able to appreciate it properly this time. There have been so many highlights and good times that we know it will be hard to be apart after Toronto. Really sorry if we didn’t get to see you this time round. We all have other commitments in our lives now but who knows what will happen next.”

Whatever. I'm glad to see them go home. All this hype for overpaid, undertalented women to act like heathens in front of America's, Canada's and Britain's daughters? They're like the Mom-version of Bratz dolls. And by Bratz dolls, I mean whorish puppets made of plastic.

Some Spice Girls jokes for you:

Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.

Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.

Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.

Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.

Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.

Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.

Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.

Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.

Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both f*cked.

Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.

Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.

Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both f*cking good football players.

EDIT: Commenter Christine wants to know my reason behind calling the Spice Girls whorish.

Reason #1

Reason #2

Reason #3

It's isn't at all the way they dress. It's the way they conduct themselves in front of children. Grabbing tits and faking blow jobs on stage is not something I would want my child to see, nevermind the being drunk on stage, falling down and laughing about it. Some of these women are mothers themselves and ought to understand that their whorish behaviour and stupidity is ignorant when they know full well who their target market includes. They are money grubbing, media whores. Period.

Spice Girls Quitting Tour?

Karen — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

When the Spice Girls announced their big tour in June, they were to play 5 continents but it seems they have decided to change their plans.

Fans in Buenos Aires in Argentina in South America, Cape Town, South Africa, Beijing and Shanghai in China, in Hong Kong and in Sydney, Australia, were all told to expect dates and are listed as possible destinations on the band's official website.

So far? Nothing.

A rep for the girls says, "There are definitely no dates set as such. But this is the way they have been doing the whole tour. I think the dates are planned to happen. There are no dates done yet. But I think they are planned."

Mel B opened her mouth once again, an an interview with V magazine, hinting that the tour would come to a close after the North America leg.

There seems to be a lack of interest, but the band's spokesperson is trying to dispel any rumors of the sort: "We have had an amazing demand for tickets across the world and we are currently having to reschedule our tour. Please keep checking this site and we will let you know what is happening as soon as we know," said a message to fans.

Really? Last I heard there were empty seats at the concerts. And the numbers the band's spokesperson is claiming is more than double what the Rolling Stones mad, making it quite unbelievable that the girls are doing so well.

Speaking last summer, at the world tour launch in London, Geri Halliwell declared: "Money is not an issue. We're doing this because it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a Spice Girl again. Who would turn that down?"

I think Whit's right -- these girls aren't in the music industry so much as a product of it. It sounds as though the managers and financial backers are the ones pushing them to perform and well, as the song goes, these girls just wanna have fun!

Nevertheless, here are the girls and their families at Heathrow:

Spice Girls Tour Ought To Come With a Warning To Parents (Not to Buy Tickets at All)

Karen — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Mel B is at it again with her trashy ways. Because gyrating all over a male dancer was not enough, Mel B and her big mouth are once again upsetting parents on the Spice Girls' tour.

Parents covered the ears of their little ones as Mel B went on a tirade about her private parts.

“It crossed the line. I know the Spice Girls are supposed to be a bit controversial but this is a family show,” The Sun quoted a parent as saying.

“It should come with a warning if that sort of language is going to be used. I wanted to walk out but that would have upset my kids."

“It would have also made her comments an even bigger deal, and my kids would have become more likely to repeat them in the playground knowing how rude they were,” the parent added.

I would have walked out and explained to my kids WHY we walked out. The Spice Girls KNOW there are kids in the audience and Mel herself is a mother.

I never understood the appeal of The Spice Girls, and this only reinforces my dislike for the band. Perhaps the word Spice could be replaced by Smut, or Sleaze, or Disgusting Talentless Rubbish. Just a thought.

Posh Spreads 'Em For Marc Jacobs

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Wow. Someone finally got a picture of Victoria Beckham in her natural habitat.

What? Like being crotch-up in a Marc Jacobs shopping bag isn't what she dreams of, nightly.

Someday, one of her kids' classmates is going to unearth these pictures - if they haven't already unearthed this one - and there's going to be some serious pantsing.

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Mel B Touches Boobs And Gets Drunk

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Mel B, aka Scary Spice must be having a grand ol' time on the Spice Girl reunion tour -

NSFW (maybe, depends on your boss) photo after the read

- Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice), told the crowd at London's O2 Arena, "Mel B got so drunk [on New Year's Eve] she fell down a flight of stairs and twisted her ankle, so she won't be busting the moves tonight." Ah, well, I beg to differ...looks like she's BUSTING a move to me. Ha!

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Spice Spawn Alert! Victoria Beckham is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:05:00 GMT

It's Monday, and that means only one thing here at FameCrawler - somebody's pregnant! Signs seem to be pointing to a Posh pregnancy, and the Spice Girl is said to be thinking pink. OK! Magazine is reporting that Victoria Beckham dropped some bucks last week at swanky L.A. baby store Petit Tresor on a few feminine baby items and then returned the next day to gather information for designing a nursery for her Southern California home.

Victoria and husband David Beckham are the parents of three boys - Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 5, and 2-year-old Cruz - and has said recently that she would love to have a daughter. So is Posh preggers? As usual, it appears that calls to her rep have not been returned. Which, in Hollywood means that soon we'll be seeing Victoria wearing enormous tent dresses, carrying her bag in front of her belly and refusing martinis for Perrier.

[photo: People.com]

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