Nicole Richie Is Worried About Her Pussy

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Nicole Richie is discovering that pregnancy sometimes compels women to give up the things that they love, like vodka diets and DUIs and Vicodin. And, also, pussies. A pussy, everyone knows, isn't always a woman's best friend during pregnancy. Nicole has just figured this out, so she's giving up her pussy for the duration of her pregnancy.

At least, that's my guess. It's possible that she's giving up her pussy for now because pregnancy has just put her off her pussy and everything pussy-related, and not because of fears that her pussy might be toxic. I just hope that she doesn't expect her relationship with her pussy to be the same after she gives birth. If she thinks that she doesn't want anything to do with her pussy now, just wait until she's recovering from childbirth. The last thing one wants to do after giving birth is tend to one's pussy. Things are just never the same, really.

No word on how Joel is taking this. Not well, probably. I don't know anything about it, but I'm willing to bet that he liked that pussy.

Oh well. So it goes.

I Can't Stop Talking About Nicole Richie's Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Where were you when you first heard that Nicole Richie was pregnant? I ask because I consider it one of those defining moments in history that people will be talking about for years to come, like the first moon landing, or the fall of the Berlin Wall, or finding out that Liberace was gay. I mean, I just thought he was a lifelong bachelor that dug sequins.

These are the first pictures I've seen of Richie where she actually looks pregnant. What cracks me up is, in the second picture she appears to look down at her belly and startles herself with the strange blob that's protruding from what was previously just some skin barely covering her rib cage. I can't wait to see the look on her face when she sees the size of her first pair of maternity jeans.

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Nicole Richie Is Worried About Her Pussy

I Can't Stop Talking About Nicole Richie's Pregnancy