FameCrawler : Locklear

Heather Locklear and Ava Hit the Beach

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:22:00 GMT

Heather Locklear spent some time with her daughter, Ava, and that guy from Melrose, Jack Wagner, at the beach. No, Wagner is not in the picture, but he was there.

I really want to make a Melrose Place joke, but alas, I never watched it. Pretend I said something funny, like you do with all the other posts.

Photo: Just Jared

Denise Richards and Lola, Enjoying More Free Stuff

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

The object of Heather Locklear's ire, Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are. Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I would take in every special screening and bag of schwag too. Really, Hollywood, I want that shit. You know where to find me.

This time, however, Richards, along with her daughter Lola, are taking in something free that is available to anyone, assuming you live close enough and have a pass to get past securtiy, and that is the beach. You can't be sun, sand and waves.

That's some freedom that pays it's own price. Enjoy it while we can!

Heather Locklear Hates Denise Richards

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Heather Locklear is mad as hell and she's not going to take her kid there anymore! The National Enquirer is reporting that Locklear fired her daughter's well-loved nanny because the woman, Robin Hasen, refused to kick Denise Richard's kids out of a daycare that she owns.

Locklear and Richards, once BFF's, are now all bitter, well, Heather is, over a man. Come on ladies, the two of you have dated your way through the loser barrel of Hollywood singles. Not many prizes in that collection.

Think of it as an improvement Heather, you dropped about 60lbs by going from Ritchie Sambora to David Spade.

If all else fails, I have one word: catfight.