FameCrawler : Jolie-Pitt

Brangelina Started Because Jennifer Aniston Is A Secret Lesbian?

Josh loposer — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:34:00 GMT

Did the Jolie-Pitt family begin because Brad believed he was married to a lesbian?

The root cause leading to the baby making/adopting enterprise that is Brangelina (soon to be a family of 9) began as Brad suspected that his wife Jennifer Aniston was gay. As unbelievable as it sounds, that's the rumor that Toni -- reportedly a friend of Angelina's -- is spreading.

"Brad likes to have sex a lot and Jennifer never wanted to sleep with him,” Toni allegedly said in an interview with Ian last week.

“He started to speculate that she was gay, though he never caught her with another woman or anything like that. He was very frustrated for a long time. Then he met Angelina, who is insatiable in bed, and the rest is history….He really did love Jen but she just wasn’t fulfilling his needs.”

Apparently, Brad felt that being married to a lesbian just wasn't going to work for him. That's not to say that Brad is some kind of homophobe.

In fact, he and Angie have stated that they won't marry until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." How does Toni reconcile Jen's latest romance? And Jen's quest to find a sperm donor? Her explanation is classic:

“I don’t really know Jen and I found it hard to believe she swings both ways. When Brad confided his suspicions, I told him, ‘no way!’ But when she started dating John Mayer, I thought hey maybe there is something to Brad’s theory.”

“Everybody knows that Mayer is gay,” she laughed. “Not a big secret. I can see the appeal of him hooking up with Jennifer but what does she have to gain by dating him if she’s straight?”

Uh huh. Well, I guess there's really no way to confirm this kind of thing. Do you think Aniston's a secret lesbian?

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WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:15:00 GMT

So I've been waiting for someone, anyone, to say something about this, but I'm just not seeing it anywhere and it needs to be said so here goes: why did Brad Pitt look so douchey at the Golden Globes the other night? And when did Angelina turn into, like, a total shrew?

Seriously.

Brad's a good looking guy. But he can't pull off the Van Dyke half-beard and aviator sunglasses without looking like some bar-crawling, cougar-hunting skeeze-bucket. Did no-one else notice this, when he turnedup at the Golden Globes looking like an extra from Night At The Roxbury? I liked him better in his stupid porkpie hats.

And Angelina. Would it kill her to smile once in a while? I mean, at least she didn't try to kill anybody with her laser death-ray stare - as she did to Anne Hathaway at the People's Choice Awards last week - but still. She's looking meaner than Madonna these days, and that's saying something.

I don't want to snark on the Jolie-Pitts, I really don't. They're among the brightest stars in the celebrity firmament, and are usually loads of fun to write about. But seriously, they're starting to bum me out.

Angelina & Brad: It Takes A Village Or Six Nannies

Sassy Smith — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have 23 kids - well, only six, but it seems like 23. They're all 7 years and under and two of them are infants. A lot of joy for certain but also a lot of work. So how do the celebrity parents keep their home and family in running order? With much help!

According to reports, the famous couple have six nannies to help keep things running smoothly and they also have a fleet of cars. I don't think the cars do much in the way of looking after the kids though. Just sayin'.

Life & Style spoke with Mya Walters, a public-relations manager for the car company that the Jolie-Pitts use. She said, "We've provided them with more than 20 Volkswagens while they're here in Berlin."

Loads of cars, lots of nannies, but that's not all. The Berlin home they're leasing for a few months while Brad works on his latest film has tons of room, including a dinner table that seats 16. That's a big table. But then again, big family.

Brad and Angie had cut their staff down to four nannies but things quickly went to chaos, so they flew two more in. Hey, can't say I blame them. If I could have six nannies I would. Heck, I'd even settle for one.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:41:00 GMT

Star magazine hit newstands yesterday with the headline you see above: Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal! Here's a snippet from the issue, that claims Angelina Jolie is worried Brad Pitt is gonna pull a Brad Pitt and cheat. What? It's not like it's unprecedented.

Says Star:

"Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Bastards. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! 'Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together,' an insider tells Star. 'Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen.'"

"Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during (a cast dinner party in Berlin in September). 'She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again.'"

I don't know how Brad could cheat on Angelina Jolie, but then I was pretty gobsmacked when he cheated on Jennifer Aniston, too. I mean, look at this Diane Kruger! If I was Angelina, I'd be worried, too.

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Fashion: Angelina's Sleek Black Dress

Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie attended the Hollywood Film Festival in Beverly Hills Monday evening. Jolie was looking radiant and sleek in a long black dress and flowing hair. Although she's the mother of six kids, the two youngest being 3-month-old twins, she looks fairly well rested!

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The 33-year-old actress was on hand to present the legendary Clint Eastwood the Hollywood Director of the Year Award.

Angie said to the audience, "There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they'll live up to what we imagined them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better."

Eastwood recently directed Jolie in the newly released film, Changeling.

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Angelina and Brad at Changeling Premiere

Angelina Jolie: Shiloh Is A Tomboy

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry?

Whit Honea — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have long maintained that they would not get married until the United States allowed same-sex marriage. Said Pitt, "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

That hasn't happened, although the superstars are doing what they can to support the cause. Basically, No on Prop 8 means Yes on I do.

Jolie said recently in an interview with the Italian version of Vanity Fair, "Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards.

"But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?""

Yes, Shrek, the moral compass by which our lives find their way.

Good luck to the Jolie-Pitts, their kids and their cause. And their ogres.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of October 10th

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Totally Biased Political Post Containing Cute Kids and Stuff (Video)

New Video & Photos: Angelina Jolie and Kids

Katie Holmes Tells Tom- I'm Leaving

Congrats, Emma! You Endured Pain In Childbirth! JOIN THE CLUB.

Bigot Bridget Bardot Mouths Off About Sarah Palin

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL: VP Debate (VIDEO)

Mark Wahlberg Talks to the Animals on SNL (VIDEO)

Ricky Schroder Talks About Son's Accident

Madonna Scares Me

The Truth About Angelina Jolie

JLo: I Had A Nervous Breakdown

John McCain Bingo!

Pictures of the Jolie-Pitts: One Day in NOLA

Whit Honea — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the kids were recently in New Orleans, for what seems about 5 minutes before zipping back to France.

That doesn't mean we didn't get pictures.

Enjoy!

Biking with Brad and Barack

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Where are the Jolie-Pitts?

Video of the Jolie-Pitts

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Angelina Jolie and Kids: What's Wrong With this Picture?

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Droolicious has taken exception with this picture of Angelina Jolie and half the brood. Can you guess what set them off?

Find out here!

Best of FameCrawler: (Sad) Week of August 15th

Whit Honea — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bernie Mac Memorial and Donations

Romeo Bending It Like Beckham

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer - IT'S OVER!!!!

Bernie Mac Was Expected To Recover

Did Lil Wayne's Daughter Die?

Lil Wayne's Daughter Dies? Her Mama Says "No"

Not True? Lil Wayne's Daughter Did Not Die

Bernie Mac's Final Moments -Wife & Daughter By His Side

Brad and Maddox Hit The Track

People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT

The cover that launched a billion websites only sold 2.5 million copies. This is considered a disappointment as People was expecting a few more sales, about 500,000 more.

People spent millions of dollars to obtain the rights to the photos that they featured inside the issue, but it just didn't move like they hoped. Some people think the world is over the Jolie-Pitt bunch and some people think it is because the cover was faked (allegedly).

What do you think? Did you buy it?

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of August 8th

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Is Bernie Mac Dead?

John Edwards - Mistress, Love Child & Hush Money

Barbara Walters Wants Sherri Shepherd Off The View

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Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

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Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 90's

trix — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:12:00 GMT

We're just about done with the dress up photos from "Tori & Dean:Home Sweet Hollywood" finale photo shoot.

This is a shot of a famous couple from the 90's.

I think this is Tori's best picture of the bunch.

Not quite the makeover montage but fun none the less.

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 50's

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 60's

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 70's

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Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 70's

trix — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT

More dress up fun with Tori and Dean.

Here they are in the 70's with another famous couple of the times.

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 50's

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 60's

Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 90's

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Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 60's

trix — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:19:00 GMT

I said earlier that "Tori&Dean:Home Sweet Hollywood" is coming to an end but that the end is just the end of the season.

Whew, I know you were worried.

Here is another picture from their stroll down memory lane.

Tori and Dean-- Johnny and June

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Stroll Down Memory Lane With Tori and Dean-The 50's

trix — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:11:00 GMT

"Tori & Dean:Home Sweet Hollywood" is coming to an end.

To me it seems like it just started, it might be because I've been catching re-runs of the one from last season though. Don't worry it's only going away for the off season break. It will be back, Tori will make sure of it.

How did the couple prepare for the finale? They took a walk down memory lane.

Here is one of the four couples they dressed up as for the pictures.

Tori and Dean in the 50's as Lucy and Desi.

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This Post is About Adoption and Twins and Guerrier NOT Brad and Angelina

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:47:00 GMT

I just thought I should make it clear that this post, which is about Twins player Matt Guerrier and his wife Dejie adopting a baby girl is actually about them and not Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. You see, the Jolie-Pitts are a hot item and things like "adoption" and "twins" are what we in the business call "keywords." Actually, we don't call them anything, but if we did I think "keywords" would be a good name.

No, this post is about Matt Guerrier of the Minnesota Twins and his wife Dejie and the little bundle of happiness that they were able to add to their family. This past weekend they adopted Ava Grace and brought her home from the hospital.

Congratulations to the Guerrier family.

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Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:37:00 GMT

In vitro fertilization? Wasn't needed says Angelina Jolie. Those babies were made the old-fashioned way.

Ewww, who wants to think about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie having sex?

What? Yeah, me too. That's hot.

Angelina tells Hello!, "If they had been conceived through IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it. But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems."

Well there you go, all the information that was none of our business, but we like to know.

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Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

Whit Honea — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT

Hey, look! The moment we've all been waiting for! Here is the first official photo of Mr. Knox Leon and Miss Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt!

Would you believe they're cute?

Introducing the twins!

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of August 1st

Whit Honea — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

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Brand New Celebrity Baby - Who Is She?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Isn't she just precious? She's just a over a week old...who's her famous daddy?

Couple more pics after the jump!

She's Ethan Hawke's new baby, daughter Clementine Jane. Ethan, 37, and new wife Ryan Shawhughes welcomed baby on July 18. Clementine joins big sister Maya Ray, 10, and brother Levon Roan, 6, (mom is actress Uma Thurman).

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of July 25th

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:00:00 GMT

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2008 Emmy Nominations: Five Drama Mamas

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It's a Girl for Ethan Hawke and New Wife Ryan Shawhughes!

Karen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:52:00 GMT

Ethan Hawke and his new wife Ryan Shawhughes are pleased to welcome a daughter!

Just like their wedding wasn't public knowledge until 3 weeks after the fact, the birth of this little girl was also kept quiet. Clementine Jane Hawke was born last Friday in New York City, Hawke's rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of July 18th

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie Twins Photos: SOLD!!!

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Drea De Matteo Sobbed When She Found Out She Was Pregnant

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J-Lo Goes Through Nannies Faster Than Eyeliner

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Wanted: Nanny for twins of superstar couple. Hours: Sixteen hour days, seven days a week. Appreciation of entire Jennifer Lopez songbook a must, especially Jenny From The Block, extended dance mix version. Short-term contract available.

J-Lo and husband Marc Anthony are reportedly looking for a new nanny for twins Max and Emme after their last caregiver walked off the job. “Probably more like running off the job,” an insider told the National Enquirer. “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”

The couple's first nanny quit after only one week of Ms. Lopez' demanding schedule. The second one lasted a little while longer, but was eventually worn out as well. “They hired a second nanny, who was wonderful with the twins, but she couldn’t take working such long hours without a break,” the source said. “After that nanny resigned, the couple began desperately seeking nanny No. 3.”

The position remains vacant, until J-Lo can lure another poor unsuspecting soul into her web with offers of free concert tickets and castoff wigs. I'd totally jump on it, but I'm holding out for the Jolie-Pitt job.

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