FameCrawler : GQ

Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Sometimes parents just have a bad feeling about one of their children's friends or, in this case boyfriends, that they just can't quite explain.

Maybe that is why Todd Palin was offered Bristol a new car in exchange for her breaking things off with now D-lister and estranged baby daddy Levi Johnston. That's what's being reported anyway, as part of a feature story about Levi in the upcoming edition of GQ. Did Todd's spidey senses tell him something was up?

Off course, it could also have been the fact that the teenage couple was having sex in the governor's house, as has been alleged. In that case, I'd buy my daughter two cars to break up with that dude, maybe three (and I'm not talking Kias here).

As it goes with accidental celebrities, Levi is caught between wanting to wring every bit of cash out of his 15 minutes and wanting to be off of the whole weird trip. Still, things are looking up. Getting featured in a sympathetic story in GQ is never a completely bad thing.

Also, it sounds like his relationship with Bristol is starting to thaw. Apparently, Bristol has started dropping baby Tripp off personally, and they even ~~sext~~ text each other from time to time.

"GQ writer John Jeremiah Sullivan watched them exchange flirty text messages. That led to a warmth between them, and now they're in regular contact."

Will the couple ever give things another try? Getting back together is apparently "not even in" Levi's thoughts right now. Still, it's good to hear that the couple is at least being civil toward one another. That should make sharing custody of Tripp infinitely easier.

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Mad Men Creator's 8-Year-Old Prefers Monocles and Smoking Jackets

Josh loposer — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:02:00 GMT

It's hard to say exactly what makes some people strive for absolute fashion perfection, while the rest of us are satisfied with t-shirts from Target. Nature, nurture, genetics, etc... Whatever it is, Arlo Weiner (son of the now famous, Matthew Weiner, creator of AMC's smash hit Mad Men) has definitely got it.

This dapper little gent has a wardrobe so filled with plaid and top hats, that it makes most well-dressed men look like uncivilized ingrates. He's even been known to wear a tuxedo to school.

I know what you're thinking, but according to his mom, Linda Brettler, Arlo's clasmates don't give him too much grief over his unusually mature sensibilities. Arlo's high-minded tastes have earned him internet fame (the very best kind, let's face it), and he even made an appearance or two at LA Fashion Week decked out in a tweed jacket, bowtie, and a monocle just for good measure.

Last month, GQ dubbed him the "America's Most Stylish Eight-Year-Old," doing an entire profile of Arlo's style from his gold lame' dinner jackets to his collection of fine fedoras. Says Brettler: "he really likes the Victorian stuff, the ruffled collars, the dandy look."

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Gwyneth Paltrow Brings The Kids Home

trix — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Apple and Moses arrived with their mom Gwyneth at JFK airport on Thursday. Moses sure has grown up hasn't he?
Gwyneth and her kids flew in from London where she was promoting her movie Two Lovers. She plays opposite Joaquin Phoenix in a role that was written with her in mind. I'm guessing that she plays the beautiful but volatile neighbor.

The kiddies are awfully cute aren't they? They are getting so big, it reminds me how big mine are getting and how time is flying by.

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Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Megan Fox is perhaps the most aptly named woman in America. Seriously, how could she be named anything but Megan?

Here are some tasty tidbits on the lovely Fox, apparently, according to GQ, when she was a teenager she had a lustful girl crush on a Russian stripper named Nikita- hey, who didn't?

Megan basically stalked the dancer, bearing gifts and getting lap dances, which sounds like something I went through when I was in my early 20's (see also mid and late 20's). Which reminds me, I think that restraining order may have expired!

Megan insists that she isn't a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but admits, "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Indeed.

Nowadays Megan is as good as married to Brian Austin Green, or as I like to call him "BAG." The two are a regular Ozzie and Harriet which makes Fox the pseudo stepmom to Ricky Nelson, played by Kassius Lijah.

There were other images in the issue of GQ besides the one I just painted. There were actual photos of Megan Fox doing what Megan Fox does best, and here they are:

You're welcome.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Good Again

trix — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow needed a makeover?

Gwyneth Paltrow never looked bad, she just looks better now. In fact she looked pretty good for a mom walking down the street with her kids, almost normal.

In Touch Weekly has now proclaimed that Gwyneth Paltrow tops their list because she has made the most Amazing Celebrity Transformation. She was stuck in mommy mode since giving birth to Moses in 2006. This year has been her year though, she came out looking glamorous at the Iron Man premiers in her shiny dresses and super high heels.

The high heels are great for showing off her super toned legs.

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Chris Martin Is Gwyneth's Paltrow's Big Baby

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Chris Martin threw a bit of a tantrum the other day when asked in a radio interview about his new album. He got up and walked out! Why?

Things got ugly in a high-brow BBC arts show when Chris accused the presenter of "journalistically twisting" him into saying the album was all about death.

The the presenter, 8 minutes into the show dared to ask where Chris got the idea for the revolutionary theme for Viva La Vida. Isn't that a pretty common question for musicians? Chris went silent, then scowled, "I'm not really enjoying this," and walked out, explaining that he doesn't "really like having to talk about things."

He came back to the interview, but from then on when asked questions by the interviewer, he would only reply, sulking, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."

Does somebody need a hug? Maybe he's just angry that us Famecrawlers voted his daughter's name the strangest!

Gwyneth Paltrow's Traumatic Experience

Sassy Smith — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow has had a recent emotional transition - a traumatic experience if you will. No, she's not reminiscing about the birth of her two children, Apple and Moses. It's something far more difficult than childbirth! It's something that a lot of women have issues with - it's not only a physical part of us, but takes on an emotional aspect too.

Gwyneth cut her hair. Shorter. And she viewed it as emotional because she had the hair (longer) since before her father's death. I wonder if she clipped her fingernails too?

She had started growing her hair before her dad Bruce Paltrow passed away in 2002 and before she married and had children.

The 32-year-old actress tells Harper's Bazaar July 2008 issue,, "I was very, very attached to my hair. I grew it when I was pregnant. I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman. And then I was ready to let go of it, and so I chopped it off and....aaah!"

I hope Gwyneth has moved on with her new, shorter do and can perhaps think of her dad without thinking of her hair. Huh? I know, I'm not getting it either.

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Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Flat Tummy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty darn good for having had two children - Apple, 4, and Moses, 2 - so what's the celebrity mom's secret to looking fabulous with a flat tummy?

The talk of the town at the Iron Man premiere, was how incredible Gwyneth's body is. So what's her secret?

Gwyneth told V Magazine, "Organic, seasonal food that isn’t processed. I had milk dripping out of my boobs - it seemed like a fairytale. I didn't mind the big boobs. But I hated the stomach roll, the back fat and the post-pregnant butt.

"And it was so hard to get rid of. Especially the final 20 lb. I haven't eaten meat for about fifteen years. I eat fish, a little bit of dairy - not much milk - but I love cheese.

"We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them, but sugar makes me feel pretty bad. I have coffee and wine. I've got lots of lovely vices."

So cookies, coffee and wine. Got it.

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I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her.

But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world:

“I’m not going out without my knickers, and I’m not getting drunk and I’m not on my eighth husband,” she told GQ. Which is to say, she has standards, and, also, that she's not particularly exciting. Which is maybe why she stripped down to her underwear for GQ. To spice things up a little. Because, you know, it's hard to stay in the public eye if you're keeping covered up and aren't fooling around with random young men.

Just ask Miley and Britney.

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More Half-Naked Celebrities And Their Bedding

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:05:00 GMT

What's with this whole trend of photographing celebrities wrapped in nothing but sheets? I mean, it was dumb when they did it to Lindsay, creepy when they did to Miley, and now it's just tiresome that they're starting to do it to celebrity moms.

It's not that Gwyneth's not a beautiful woman - she's not a coventional MILF (even if they have dubbed her 'One Sexy Mother' on that GQ cover) but definitely lovely to look at - but do sheets really enhance a woman's looks all that much? Apart from the suggestion - which, whatever when it's with a mature woman, but creepy with a girl Miley's age - that said woman has just had a good hair-tousling romp in bed - which itself is kind of a tired trope, no? - what does a sheet really add to a picture? Other than subliminal advertising for fabric softener, that is?

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Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

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Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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Gwyneth Paltrow - Sexy For GQ

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Lately, we've seen Gwyneth Paltrow wearing some, uh, unusual choices in footwear - but I must say her latest look in GQ is pretty sexy!

Sexy pics after the jump

The June issue of GQ UK features Paltrow looking very sensual and embracing her femininity. Gwyneth wanted the opportunity to turn some heads and prove that she's not uptight.

The, 35-year-old actress said, "People think I'm aloof, or old, or that I breathe rarefied air - that's not me."

Regardless of how others view her good looks, Gwyneth reveals that she's not overly confident in front of the camera.

"People came over to watch me in the film Emma and I was like 'Oh.My.God. I'm the worst actress ever. The next day, I was filming Shakespeare in Love entrenched in the idea I was unwatchably bad."

Oh trust me Gwyneth, you're not the worst actress ever. ~~There's Britney and Madonna to fill that role~~.

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More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

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She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Lourdes & Her Good Looking Daddy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT

I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality. I've got no problem with that. Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay. She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster.

No, she wants to talk dirty to Perez Hilton. Hey, Madonna, you kiss your kids with that saucy mouth? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see this video all over the internet.

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I think Miley Cyrus makes a better Madonna video.

Sex, Diets, and Cookie Monster: What Are Three Things in Madonna's Bedroom?

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:29:00 GMT

It's bittersweet, really. Guy Ritchie did it all for the cookie, and in turn the cookies took their toll(house). You see, Mr. Madonna (most whipped man in showbiz!) has been on something called "The Cookie Diet." Here's what I stole from our sister site Scanner:

Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.
Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson among the chronically weight-challenged, at least by crazy Hollywood standards? I don't know that their following a diet is the most ringing endorsement for it. And what is Seacrest's role in all of this?

I can't believe Madonna would let Guy go on a cookie diet. Everyone knows she's more of a hard candy kind of girl.

Personally, not sleeping with Madonna is probably the easy part about this diet, the hard part is justifying daddy's "diet" to the kids. They won't buy that crap for a second.

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GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

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More Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse: Claudia Schiffer Frolics Half-Naked With That Third Rock Kid

HerBadMother — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT

I don't know what's weirder about these smoking hot S&M-inspired pics of Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the current issue of GQ: that Schiffer, a mom in her late thirties, looks pretty much exactly as hot as she did as a twenty-year old Guess model, or that that kid from Third Rock From The Sun almost matches her in hotness. I mean, dude played an alien masquerading as the offspring of John Lithgow. How is it that he grew up in such a way to make himself a plausible prop for a Claudia Schiffer lap-dance?

And, also, Claudia? Frolicking in a hotel room in a sheer pink babydoll nightie? Whatever issues I might have about the term MILF, I freely and without malice admit that it can be convincingly applied to women like Claudia Schiffer.

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Patrick Dempsey And His Hot Rod

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Whit, the lone dad on our happy team of parent gossip bloggers, told me that I couldn't make fun of Patrick Dempsey in this car. What did he say, exactly? "You can't make fun of a beautiful car like that, people will think we're uncivilized. I think it's a Jag, and it's awesome."

I was all, like, "dude, you're totally being a middle-aged dad about this. He looks silly." Then I checked with my husband, who was all, "who's Patrick Dempsey?" and "oh, that's a nice Bugatti." Which, you know, is to be expected. He's a middle-aged dad, too. (He did, I should note, say that it could be made fun of, but only if John Travolta were driving it. Point taken.)

So, the entirely unscientific conclusion that I have come to is that Patrick Dempsey, as pictured above - in the phallic-shaped vehicle with the car-logo baseball cap on his head and aviator sunglasses on his face (where are the driving gloves, dude? the white silk windbreak scarf? PUH-leeze!) - looks exactly like a middle-aged dad with minor phallic-inferiority issues and a fat wallet, expressing his masculinity through his car, and that other middle-aged dads recognize this and respect it. Moms of all ages, on the other hand, see a pretty if unfortunately-shaped car with a vain (although nonetheless hot) middle-aged man in a silly hat in it, and so are more likely laugh at it. Because we laugh at that shit.

It is a nice car, though.

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Who McDresses McDreamy?

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:34:00 GMT

Stop. I'll save you the time- yes, I'm a dedicated follower of fashion.

Patrick Dempsey, however, is not. I guess when women call you McDreamy you can wear whatever the hell you want, but if he had read even one issue of GQ during the year of my subscription (1996) he would know you never mix brown and black. Sure there are exceptions to every rule, but Pat, it's the shoes and the jacket, man. That's where things are iffy. Are you matching the jacket to the bag? That's a stretch.

Just stick to outfits that work.

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