FameCrawler : Fisher

And You Thought YOUR Parents Were Embarassing: Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher Caught In Sex Tape Scandals

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:51:00 GMT

Amy Fisher, the "Long Island Lolita" turned soccer mom, is suing everybody she can find over the release of a sex tape that she says was made privately. Which, you know, is the right thing to do, really. Can't let those sex tapes just hit the Internet and the porn shop shelves without a fight. That would be wrong.

Wrong, that is, unless you're Joey Buttafuoco.

Word has it that Amy's ex-lover, Joey Buttafuoco - the man whose wife Amy shot when she was seventeen - also has a sex tape. And Joey is saying, apparently, that he won't kick up a fuss at all if his sex tape is somehow, erm, slipped into the hands of some unscrupulous porn distributor.

This is, I think, the most disturbing news that I've heard all day, with the possible exception of the story that Paris Hilton is being used to test pain tolerance in mice. A Joey Buttafuoco sex tape? Grrrrooooossss. Just because Ron Jeremy succeeded in porn doesn't mean that the world wants to see the other ugliest man alive getting his freak on. Also, the dude's got a family. Doesn't he realize that if his kids weren't already scarred for life from the Long Island Lolita scandal, this will gut and eviscerate them and leave them open to the worms of public humiliation. Dad's a total gross-out sleazebucket who screws young girls and shows his dick all over the Internet. That's gonna get in the way of bright, healthy futures for those kids, for sure.

On a brighter note, Amy Fisher has decided to forgive her husband for releasing the tape, which he did when Amy briefly left him this past spring for (wait for it) Joey Buttafuoco. Now that's family values, people.

(You can see stills from the video HERE. It'd be wrong, really, to look, but I'm not going to tell you what to do.)

Source: TMZ, Perez Hilton, New York Post

Borat First Make for Beautiful Baby, Next He Write a the Books About Some Places

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen has been pretty busy. He and his partner Isla Fisher just had a baby and now he is turning his attentions to the literary world with a guide book to "the glorious nation of Kazakhstan" and "minor nation of U.S. and A."

It would appear that Borat's fictional wife must have also given birth recently as this piece of a recent promotional interview suggests:

"I remove my wife from her cage and she make me delicious breakfast of western cereal 'Frosties', which I have with delicious fresh milk from her chests. I then attach her to her plough and send her into the fields before returning to my bed until she come back at luchtimes to feed me again. Life is very nice for us."

As you can see, the humor level remains a constant.

Also of note, I guess there's no heated breastfeeding debate in Kazakhstan. I can't decide if I want the now present image of Isla Fisher covered in cereal in my head or not. Oh well, I've had worse in there.

Photo: SMH

Isla Fisher Defies the Laws of Gravity

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:35:00 GMT

I'm no scientist (shocking, I know) but something tells me Isla Fisher shouldn't be able to keep standing with the weight of her baby belly out there in front like that. I'm thinking her purse must be keeping her balanced - obviously it's filled with bricks or some of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat money.

Fisher is due to give birth any day now, which should be a relief to her, fiancé Cohen and the fabric on the front panel of that shirt.

[photo: Jezebel]

Naomi Watts' Friends Try to Induce Labor With Stimulating Baby Shower

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Naomi Watts, she of the longest pregnancy ever, had a baby shower over the weekend. It was a garden theme. Among the attendees were Isla Fisher, Kate Hudson, and those two dudes on the right that are still wondering how the hell they wound up there.

I sympathize, because just recently, I was those two dudes. Well, I was one dude on two separate occasions. Here's the thing, each of those baby showers that I was ~~dragged~~ invited to had some sort of mojo risin', because both of the ladies had their respective babies the next day. Weird, eh?

Naomi better hope that coed baby shower magic shines her way, or she's going to end up birthing a 4-year-old.

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Fisher Gives Watts Head Start, Still Gaining

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Naomi Watts was this pregnant before Isla Fisher even thought about pickles and ice cream, or whatever the pregnant food cliché is in Australia. While Watts has been holding in a circling pattern for the last 16 months, Fisher is taking care of business. I fully expect her kid to be in kindergarten by Christmas.

Watts will hopefully be in labor by then.

Baby BoratS?

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation amongst us speculators that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen may be having not one, but two Baby Borats. This is based solely on rumor and the loose-lipped talk of a shopkeeper that said Isla came in and bought two of everything. In pink. Baby Borettes?

Isla Fisher: How the Hell Did She Hide That?

Whit Honea — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Remember just last week when reporting that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were expecting was all rumor and speculation and wizard-sleeve jokes? Well, now that it's official they may as well flaunt it. Either that or she's hiding Sacha's shaving kit in her shirt.

The couple, complete with Starbucks iced something ($4.35), a funny hat and the Borat Bump, were spotted at L.A.'s Gay Pride Parade. I'm surprised Sacha didn't wear his NASCAR racing uniform, it would have been a big hit.