FameCrawler : Dannielynn Birkhead

Happy Birthday, DannieLynn!

Karl Erikson — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Anna Nicole Smith's little girl, DannieLynn is 2 years old and really sparkles on this week's Us magazine cover. Just beautiful. The magazine comes out on the newstands Friday and discusses Larry Birkhead and DannieLynn struggling to move on without Anna Nicole.

Happy birthday, DannieLynn. Good to see you.

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Dannielynn Birkhead: Caption This

Karen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

I can think of a few captions for this picture. You know how I feel about her media whore father. What say you?

Call CPS: Larry Birkhead - Disgraceful Daddy

Karen — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Former bodyguard Mark Speer told the NY Daily News just what a despicable piece of crap Larry Birkhead really is.

On posing at Anna Nicole's dead son Daniel's grave:

"Larry and I went to Nassau for over a week in January of this year. One day he said he wanted to go to Daniel's grave, ostensibly to pay tribute to him on his birthday. But it turned out he had another idea. He said, 'We're going to meet two guys from Splash.'

"They had arranged to wait in some bushes at the cemetery. They took pictures of Larry pretending to be sad and emotional at the grave site. Only the Splash guys weren't quite satisfied, so they asked him to do it again, and for me to get out of the picture. We did three takes. That was the first sign to me that Larry was in it for the money."

On taking advantage of Anna Nicole:

Speer alleges that Birkhead led authorities to believe that Howard K. Stern "was wiring money from Anna's estate to offshore accounts and that he'd forged her signature." Birkhead also claimed he'd "watched Howard giving [Smith] drugs," Speer says.

On the custody of Dannielynn:

"I was with Larry when he went to meet Howard at the Horizon mansion [in the Bahamas]. It was a secret meeting, where he got to see Dannielynn. ... I heard Howard tell Larry that he'd give him custody of the baby if he [would allow] Stern to remain as executor of the estate. Larry said, 'I'll think about it.'

"At one point, the baby burped up some fluid on a blanket. Howard said, 'I bet you'd like to have that for DNA.'?"

And are you sitting at this point? Clasping your hand over your mouth to avoid vomiting? Read on:

Speer says he took a trip with Birkhead on a private jet belonging to a wealthy friend of Smith's. The friend's wife "pulled out a stack of photographs," Speer recalls. "They were pictures of Anna and the baby ... in a hospital bed with her son Daniel. Daniel appeared to be dead. [The friend] told me he was dead."

Between these allegations and the upcoming reality t.v. show, there's even more reason to get Dannielynn out of the hands of this money-grubbing, media-whoring douchebag.

Call CPS: E! Network Helps Dad Exploit Baby Girl

Karen — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead has just celebrated her first birthday and on the baby's coattails rides the biggest whore in television: E! Network. While they dangle hot cabana boys in front of daddy Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn is expected to spit up more bills than an urban ATM in the form of a reality T.V. show.

Yes folks, the unnamed show will be a project of the E! Network and will star the little princess and her queen papa.

Vodkarella's suggestions for the show?

Beauty and the Queer

The Tabloid Twos

My Manipulating Manny

Daddy Whorebucks

Potty Profits

Oh there's so many possibilities. My favorite one would be the courts placing this baby with a family who cares enough to protect her from this bullshit. I would take her in without expecting one dime. This kid deserves reality, not a reality show.

Larry Birkhead Has No Sympathy for Deadbeat Granny

Karen — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Virgie Arthur told reporters that she was "very saddened" for having not been invited to granddaughter Dannielynn's 1st birthday. Turns out she's crying a river that will only land her up shit's creek without a legal paddle.

It seems the weepy old coot is playing the victim for the cameras and Larry issued a statement saying that Virgie wasn't invited because she's dragging him through a nasty custody battle in the Bahamas. Furthermore, Granny missed her scheduled visitation and called a week later to ask if Dannielynn had any teeth yet, despite having been in the presence of the baby who sprouted 2 teeth recently.

"She had two teeth when she was sitting in front of her in the lawyer's office. A good grandmother would remember whether her granddaughter's got teeth or not. She'd also remember to call and come over for a visitation that she scheduled...She can't remember to call me for visitation, but she can remember to file papers in the courthouse about me."

Sounds like Granny needs to give it up. Imagine if she wins and forgets to feed the poor kid? Besides, Larry is going to need all the money he can save for Dannielynn's therapy one day.

Larry Birkhead is Not Ok!

Whit Honea — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Everyone who is anyone knows that Ok! magazine is the standard by which all moral judgments are, um, judged, right? It's true, just ask them.

They are pulling out of a deal with Larry Birkhead to cover Dannielynn's birthday over some supposed dirty dealings that are taking place with one Howard K. Stern. Rumors are flying from money deals to spooning.

Says OK's editor Sarah Ivens, "My biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all." My biggest fear is fear itself, but whatever.

Larry has some words of his own at his website.

One thing is certain, Ok! is doing it for Dannielynn, and not the publicity. The care about the children, people. It's all about the children.

Dannielynn Birkhead's First Birthday Party; DNA Kits to be Given Out As Party Favors

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:10:00 GMT

Larry 'I Told You So' Birkhead is planning on inviting two-hundred of his closest friends over to celebrate daughter Dannielynn's first birthday which is on September 7. You may remember that after Dannielynn's mom Anna Nicole Smith passed away, Birkhead went up against everyone from Smith's crazy mom to Zsa Zsa Gabor's naked husband to bring his baby home. Maybe you're not familiar with the whole custody battle - it was a little known news item that got absolutely no press.

The party will take place on September 8 in Louisville, Kentucky at the home of Tricia Barnstable Brown -- reportedly 'the same spot that Daddy Larry first met Anna Nicole'. I'm assuming they don't mean that literally, and if they do I'm wondering how they're going to fit two-hundred people on a mattress in the guest room.