FameCrawler : Couch

Best of FameCrawler: Week of May 2nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Photos: Annie Leibovitz Speaks

Oprah Reveals Scoop On Tom Cruise Interview

Jessica Alba- A Bra Would Only Slow Her Down

Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Claudia Shiffer and Daughter Clementine

Melissa Joan Hart Has Her Pre-Baby Body Back

Kate Hudson Tops People's Most Beautiful People List

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Married...and Expecting?

Courteney Cox Getting Baby Help from Friend

More Halle Berry Post Baby Body Pics!

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-01-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:07:00 GMT

Happy May Day!

The cool kids at the Iron Man premiere (Gabsmash)

Nicole Kidman going bi (Perez Hilton)

Charlie Sheen LOVES hookers (Scanner)

Madonna and Justin Timberlake get their drink on (Hollyscoop)

Jacinda Barrett and baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Britney Spears looking normal (Gossip Girls)

Jude Law in a tongue twister (Just Jared)

Oprah and Tom Cruise SITTING on a couch (ASL)

Katie Holmes Shipped Off to Crazy Camp

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Star magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise banished his wife to a Scientology "boot camp." Seriously. Banishment! She was sent there by Cruise due to her radical desire to think for herself. Who the hell does she think she is?

Katie had big plans to go to NYC and star on Broadway and Tommy was not happy about it. Hence, a trip to Hemet, CA, which is just north of the greater San Diego area, for a little cleansing and/or brainwashing. Isn't love magical?

What is it about Oprah that takes the crazy up a level in Tom? He must be channeling all of his repressed couch-jumping urges into his foil hat.

Source: Hot Momma Gossip

Tom Cruise and David Beckham in Bed Together

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:07:00 GMT

No, I'm not trying to imply that they're going to polish off this little bottle of wine and then do things that Travolta only dreams about. Wait, that is what I'm implying, but it's just a joke. I'm fairly confident that Becks doesn't swing that way.

Not that there is anything wrong that.

The real point is that the two will be climbing into bed in the business sense, not the literal. Yes, it's business time.

Cruise and Beckham are considering buying a soccer team together, you know, because they can. Word on the proverbial street is that David is looking to make the leap from player to owner. Tom just likes to leap.

It seems rather curious that Tom and David are still going strong despite all of this and that. And this. I guess they're good like that.

Photo/Source: Janetcharltonshollywood.com

Suri, Daughter of a Preacher Man

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie, the bump, the mom shag, Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy, and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies.

The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being me and Michael Jordan.

I actually performed a wedding ceremony for some friends this past summer, so I have some advice for Tom: Stand on a phone book so the people in the cheap seats can see you. They're paying good money you know.

A Lovely Cruise

Whit Honea — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Suri Cruise is quite the young lady. Recently, after shopping with mom Katie and some ~~hired goons~~ bodyguards at a store in LA, that's Louisana, not Los Angeles, she followed up with a little note of thanks. Your kids do this too, right?

The note was not just for the time in the store, but also for the special star treatment that the store's owners welcomed her with. They even went so far as to create a personalized picture frame as a gift. The paying customers, you know, the people that work for their relative fortunes, did not seem to mind, nor did they receive gifts. That's life in LA, baby.

It is nice to see that Suri has her mother's manners. I bet she would never jump on someone's couch. That sort of behavior is unbecoming.

Suri, my dear, you can just email me my note.