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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Moses and Apple for Retail Therapy

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:05:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow was seen shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart on Sunday with kids Moses and Apple, a manny and probably around fifty paparazzi. Apple doesn't look like she wants her picture taken by the paps, and Moses looks like he's getting ready to punch whoever it is. And who can blame them? At least it looks like mom picked up some goods at Toy Crazy to make the day worthwhile.

Gwyneth is one busy girl - her new fashion line will be launching in London next week. The actress' fall/winter line, ZOEtee's Loves Gwyneth, is described as a "capsule collection for French design house ZOEtee’s and...[is] influenced by 1970s glam and masculine tailoring."

The proceeds from the line will reportedly be donated to the charity London Kids Company. I'm sure there'll be a little left over for some more toy therapy for the Apple and Moses, too.

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Chris Martin Gets His Wiggle On

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:35:00 GMT

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple is a big fan of The Wiggles, so dad did a little schmoozing on her behalf. After Coldplay's show at Acer Arena in Sydney, Australia, Martin hung out with three of the original members - Jeff Fatt, Murray Cook and Anthony Field. He looks pretty happy here - I wonder who's really the Wiggles devotee in the family.

As further proof of Martin's fandom, Coldplay incorporated The Wiggles' song Fruit Salad into their set that night, and apparently Coldplay's blue, green, red and purple jackets at last month's Grammy Awards drew comparisons to the outfits worn by The Wiggles on their hugely popular TV show.

Let's hope the Martin/Paltrow household doesn't become big Barney fans. I don't think I could bear to see Coldplay do a version of The Clean Up Song.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin: Split

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are splitting up? For the next month, at least. The couple, who have been dogged by divorce rumors over the last few months, will be apart for at least the next several weeks due to what they're calling a 'schedule conflict.'

Paltrow will be in Los Angeles filming Iron Man 2 and Coldplay frontman Martin will be touring New Zealand, Asia and Dubai with his band.

According to Britain's Daily Mail, a source close to the couple said, "Gwyneth flew to LA on Friday to begin filming Iron Man 2. Although it is a simple case of schedule conflict, she and Chris are unlikely to see each other for several weeks."

Paltrow and Martin have two children, Apple, 5, and Moses, 3. No word on which parent the kids will be staying with during the 'separation,' although it would seem logical they would be with Paltrow - a Coldplay tour bus doesn't seem like the best environment for a couple of youngsters. Although, if Britney can do it...

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Please Give Generously: Gwyneth Paltrow Desperately Needs a Mirror

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:35:00 GMT

The only reason I can think of that Gwyneth Paltrow would leave the house in this dress is this: Poor Gwyn can't afford a mirror. I'm thinking she spent all her cash buying designer clothes for kids Moses and Apple and all those strings on hubby Chris Martin's wrist and didn't have any money left in her Prada bag for one of those shiny, reflective things.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, you realize she's wearing white panties and a white bra under this monstrosity that she wore to the Paris premiere of her movie "Two Lovers"

So I've got an idea: I'm starting up a collection to buy Gwyneth a mirror. Send in what you can - $5, $10, $20 - I'll see what I can pick up at Target this weekend. Maybe I'll even throw in some appropriate lingerie or better yet, a nice coat in case she decides to wear this dress again.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Brings The Kids Home

trix — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Apple and Moses arrived with their mom Gwyneth at JFK airport on Thursday. Moses sure has grown up hasn't he?
Gwyneth and her kids flew in from London where she was promoting her movie Two Lovers. She plays opposite Joaquin Phoenix in a role that was written with her in mind. I'm guessing that she plays the beautiful but volatile neighbor.

The kiddies are awfully cute aren't they? They are getting so big, it reminds me how big mine are getting and how time is flying by.

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What The Frock: Chris Martin Likes To Sew

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:32:00 GMT

It looks like Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't just attracted to husband Chris Martin for his rock-star vibe - she also liked the way he could mend the ruffle on her Prada mini.

The Coldplay frontman says that he and his bandmates like nothing better than some time threading the needle. And, no, that isn't a euphemism.

"Making clothes together in our studio makes us feel complete. We probably sound like a group of grannies in a knitting circle but it's the truth and it gives us some control over our visual identity," Martin says.

And while most bands head straight for the Stoli after a big show, Martin says he and the boys like to kick back by hemming their pants. "We see if they have a sewing kit in the amenities draw in case we feel inspired."

"When you are a big band and everyone is taking shots at you, the more things you can do together the better. And if you're wearing uniforms made by your own hands it helps achieve that."

Those mad skillz should come in handy when Chris needs to whip up some nice back-to-school clothes for Apple and Moses.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Good Again

trix — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow needed a makeover?

Gwyneth Paltrow never looked bad, she just looks better now. In fact she looked pretty good for a mom walking down the street with her kids, almost normal.

In Touch Weekly has now proclaimed that Gwyneth Paltrow tops their list because she has made the most Amazing Celebrity Transformation. She was stuck in mommy mode since giving birth to Moses in 2006. This year has been her year though, she came out looking glamorous at the Iron Man premiers in her shiny dresses and super high heels.

The high heels are great for showing off her super toned legs.

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Chris Martin Is Gwyneth's Paltrow's Big Baby

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Chris Martin threw a bit of a tantrum the other day when asked in a radio interview about his new album. He got up and walked out! Why?

Things got ugly in a high-brow BBC arts show when Chris accused the presenter of "journalistically twisting" him into saying the album was all about death.

The the presenter, 8 minutes into the show dared to ask where Chris got the idea for the revolutionary theme for Viva La Vida. Isn't that a pretty common question for musicians? Chris went silent, then scowled, "I'm not really enjoying this," and walked out, explaining that he doesn't "really like having to talk about things."

He came back to the interview, but from then on when asked questions by the interviewer, he would only reply, sulking, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."

Does somebody need a hug? Maybe he's just angry that us Famecrawlers voted his daughter's name the strangest!

Gwyneth Paltrow's Traumatic Experience

Sassy Smith — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow has had a recent emotional transition - a traumatic experience if you will. No, she's not reminiscing about the birth of her two children, Apple and Moses. It's something far more difficult than childbirth! It's something that a lot of women have issues with - it's not only a physical part of us, but takes on an emotional aspect too.

Gwyneth cut her hair. Shorter. And she viewed it as emotional because she had the hair (longer) since before her father's death. I wonder if she clipped her fingernails too?

She had started growing her hair before her dad Bruce Paltrow passed away in 2002 and before she married and had children.

The 32-year-old actress tells Harper's Bazaar July 2008 issue,, "I was very, very attached to my hair. I grew it when I was pregnant. I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman. And then I was ready to let go of it, and so I chopped it off and....aaah!"

I hope Gwyneth has moved on with her new, shorter do and can perhaps think of her dad without thinking of her hair. Huh? I know, I'm not getting it either.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Flat Tummy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty darn good for having had two children - Apple, 4, and Moses, 2 - so what's the celebrity mom's secret to looking fabulous with a flat tummy?

The talk of the town at the Iron Man premiere, was how incredible Gwyneth's body is. So what's her secret?

Gwyneth told V Magazine, "Organic, seasonal food that isn’t processed. I had milk dripping out of my boobs - it seemed like a fairytale. I didn't mind the big boobs. But I hated the stomach roll, the back fat and the post-pregnant butt.

"And it was so hard to get rid of. Especially the final 20 lb. I haven't eaten meat for about fifteen years. I eat fish, a little bit of dairy - not much milk - but I love cheese.

"We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them, but sugar makes me feel pretty bad. I have coffee and wine. I've got lots of lovely vices."

So cookies, coffee and wine. Got it.

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I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her.

But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world:

“I’m not going out without my knickers, and I’m not getting drunk and I’m not on my eighth husband,” she told GQ. Which is to say, she has standards, and, also, that she's not particularly exciting. Which is maybe why she stripped down to her underwear for GQ. To spice things up a little. Because, you know, it's hard to stay in the public eye if you're keeping covered up and aren't fooling around with random young men.

Just ask Miley and Britney.

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Gwyneth Gets Sensible

HerBadMother — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Okay: aaaaahhhhhh. My feet are finally unclenching from all of the trauma of looking at pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow's insane, gravity-defying, bunion-breeding footwear last week. These shoes, the ones that she's wearing in the photo above, are little more reasonable.

Not that I think moms should be restricted to wearing flats. Hell no - I put on totally non-sensible shoes whenever I have the opportunity, which is to say, when I don't have sole charge of the child. But five-inch-heeled gladiator boots? Deadly six-inch stilettos? Those made my feet hurt just looking at them.

The pretty shoes above, on the other hand: WANT.

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Gwyneth Paltrow - Sexy For GQ

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Lately, we've seen Gwyneth Paltrow wearing some, uh, unusual choices in footwear - but I must say her latest look in GQ is pretty sexy!

Sexy pics after the jump

The June issue of GQ UK features Paltrow looking very sensual and embracing her femininity. Gwyneth wanted the opportunity to turn some heads and prove that she's not uptight.

The, 35-year-old actress said, "People think I'm aloof, or old, or that I breathe rarefied air - that's not me."

Regardless of how others view her good looks, Gwyneth reveals that she's not overly confident in front of the camera.

"People came over to watch me in the film Emma and I was like 'Oh.My.God. I'm the worst actress ever. The next day, I was filming Shakespeare in Love entrenched in the idea I was unwatchably bad."

Oh trust me Gwyneth, you're not the worst actress ever. ~~There's Britney and Madonna to fill that role~~.

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Gwyneth Paltrow: WTF?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Seriously. WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SHOES, GIRL?

I'm starting to think that she's maybe involved with some covert Harvard-funded womens' studies performance art project address the bondage of women by the cult of celebrity blah blah blah because really? All those freakin' freaky shoes? No human woman (who is not a) a stripper, b) an extra from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or c) both) could, should or would wear shoes like that. Especially not one who has children. I mean, one wrong step and you've got toddler-kebabs.

I mean, my god:

And these?

Seriously, do not wear this shoe around children. You risk toppling over on top of them, or skewering them. Neither of which are good.

I hope that Gwynnie's got a good foot masseuse, or foot acupuncturist. Because whatever damage she's not doing to her children by staying thousands of miles away from them in these shoes, she's certainly doing to her self. I am WINCING just looking at these pics.

WANTS ME MAH SLIPPERS, STAT.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Speaks Up About PPD

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow tells Vogue magazine this month that she struggled with PPD after the birth of her second child, Moses.

“You know, I had postnatal depression after Moses," Paltrow says in Vogue's new issue. “I didn’t know I had it until after it was over. I just didn’t know what was wrong with me...I felt really out of my body. I felt really disconnected. I felt really down; I felt pessimistic.” Paltrow believes part of the cause was that she dropped some of her regular prebaby body treatments, like acupuncture and massage.

Which, yes, of course. I attribute my own bout of severe PPD to a lack of spa and wellness services. I could have avoided the dread blackness of PPD entirely if I'd just not let the spa staff go.

Seriously. I've been there, and I have every sympathy for her, but puhleeze. Wouldn't we all be just a teeny bit happier - or, at least, more physically balanced - if we had those things post-partum?

Also, who'd know if Gwyneth were depressed? The woman never smiles. Maybe those all those massages and acupuncture treatments weren't doing her as much good as she thought.

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Gwynnie Loves Gossip: But Don't Tell Her That Story About The Coldplay Singer Who's Breaking Up With His American Wife

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Look, we all know that all the celebrities love the gossip - they just don't admit it. Unless they're Gwyneth Paltrow, who - in a rare display of flesh-and-blood humanity - admits to loving gossip. That is, if it's not about her and/or husband Chris Martin.

"It's very addictive to see what people are doing and wearing and saying – and who is breaking up," she told Britain's Daily Mail Weekend magazine.

She went on to describe the outrage of an unnamed friend who had been dating another celebrity and read an inaccurate item about the romance in a New York tabloid. "Then he turned the page of the same newspaper and said, 'My God, have you seen who's together?'" she told the magazine. "So we're all at it, aren't we?"

Gwynnie goes cold, though, when confronted by rumors about an impending breakup between her and Chris Martin. "We're just not into doing stuff in public together." End of story. At least she can't - gossip-lover that she is - begrudge the gossipnets for asking.

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Beyonce Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Are Beyonce and boyfriend Jay-Z expecting?

Not yet, but Jay-Z is desperate to start a family and it's all because of Coldplay's Chris Martin.

Martin, who is married to Gwyneth Paltrow, have two children, Apple, 3, and Moses, 20 months, worked with Jay-Z recently on his album, Kingdom Come, and told him how great family life is.

Jay-Z said, "The guy's humble, and he has a lovely family. It's rare to meet such a genuinely good person...I don't go to people's houses and hang out, but I go to his house and hang out."

After spending so much time with Chris, Jay-Z is realizing how much he wants marriage and children with his Naughty Girl, Beyonce. He adds, "Of course I want to have a family. Chris Martin has got a whole family. I'm like, 'What am I doing?'"

Maybe we'll be hearing the pitter patter of some mini high heels soon!

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Three Generations Of Paltrow Women Crack Some Nuts

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Gwyneth and Apple and grandma Blythe Danner attended the Nutcracker Family Benefit together this weekend.

How gorgeous are these ladies, really? And, doesn't every little girl need a pair of bright red patent Mary Janes in which to attend the ballet? Hell, I need a pair of red patent Mary Janes, and I don't even have anywhere to go. They wouldn't look nearly as cute on me, though.

Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The (Gwyneth) Tree

HerBadMother — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Wow. I would say that Apple Martin is the spitting image of her mother, Gwyneth Paltrow, but expectoration seems the wrong adjective to use in a description of such a gorgeous child, and I've already used my cheesy 'apple-tree' pun in the title. So I'm at a loss for words.

(Photo of Moses after the jump...)

Ditto here. What can one say about such adorable children, other than that they're - wait for it - adorable? Moses is just as cute and just as much a mini-Gwynnie as his sister (tho' I do see a lot of Chris Martin in that hat.)

I don't know. I think that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin might have Angelina and Brad beat for perfect-child-producing-genes. What do you think?

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Gwyneth Paltrow's a (Snake) Charmer

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:35:00 GMT

Not wanting the rest of the snake to go to waste once it's been skinned to make her boots and iPod case, working mom Gwyneth Paltrow uses the reptile's venom as a de-wrinkle treatment for her face. Page Six is reporting that Paltrow was spotted leaving celebrity-frequented Sonya Dakkar salon in Beverly Hills with a cream that contains snake venom. I've heard they get the snake to spit up by forcing it to watch Robin Williams getting his back waxed.

First Catherine Zeta Jones and her caviar hair treatments, and now this. I'm thinking there's some good money to be made by selling celebrities high-priced beauty concoctions made from animal by-products. Which is a good thing, since those vats of lip plumper I made from mouse droppings were starting to go bad in my garage.

Gwyneth Paltrow Leaves Family For Robert Downey Jr.

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:30:00 GMT

Well, only for a few hours a day. Paltrow has come out of mommy-retirement to star with Downey in Iron Man, a big-screen adaptation of the popular comic book. Kids Moses, 4 months and Apple, 3, must be at home with Paltrow's husband Chris Martin, helping him write some new Coldplay songs.

Paltrow was at Comic-Con in San Diego last weekend promoting her new flick and says her previous knowledge of comic books was limited to "my brother's Underoos in 1982." No need to elaborate on that, Gwyneth.

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An Apple a Day Keeps Gwyneth Fit

Whit Honea — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow has a list of things, from exercise to a girdle, that keep her looking slim, but I'm a fan of the Apple a day plan. Maybe a little Moses too. No, I'm not talking fruit and bibles, but her two little rugrats. Few things provide a better workout than trying to keep up with two small children.

That's why I'm fit as fiddle. A slightly neglected and out of tune fiddle.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Apple: A Stroll and a Hobble

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Sometimes it's the tree that falls from the Apple. We're not sure what happened to Gwyneth Paltrow, but whatever it was has her on crutches and her knee on the mend.

You know how everyone is always saying how smart Paltrow is, this picture is the proof. See how padded the top of those crutches are? That's rocket science there folks. If you've ever been on crutches you know what I'm talking about. The damn things hurt more than the injury that put you on them.