Liev Schreiber Has Passed The Action Figure Test

Josh loposer — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:32:00 GMT

You probably never forget the day that you become immortalized in the form of a plastic figurine. It's a proud moment for any dad when he's able to hand his son or daughter an action figure and say 'see that, that's daddy.'

But what if your kids don't like it? What if they strap firecrackers to it and blow it up in the sand box?

Luckily, Liev Schreiber doesn't know what that feels like, because his son Sasha apparently likes his Sabretooth action figure.

"He [Sasha] has a bag of toys which is called his turtle bag that he puts his favorite toys in. And I gave him the daddy action figure, I call it, and I waited to see if he would put it in the turtle bag. A tense, a tense 15 minutes it took him ... everyday I come home to make sure it's still in the turtle bag."

That's great. Could you imagine the damage that your ego as a father would sustain if your child didn't like your action figure? Damn, that would be like fatherhood hell on earth.

Of course, now that Schreiber has passed the test and he's all full of himself for becoming an action figure, he does have some ~~complaints~~ criticisms for the designer of the "daddy action figure."

"I'm assuming they read the logline for the movie, that I play this prehistoric terrifying game cat. What possessed them to make me look like an angry squirrel?"

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Jayden James and Sean Preston Drive to Custody Hearing

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Fed up with being left out of the custody proceedings, Britney Spears' sons Jayden James and Sean Preston were photographed today headed for the courthouse on their own. Judging by Britney's antics today, they should arrive a good twenty-four-hours ahead of her.

They were last seen pulling up to the local 7-Eleven to gas up their rides on Kool-Aid and licorice.

[photo: PageSix.com]

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