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Madonna Tells Gwyneth Paltrow to Shut Her Piehole

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

When Madonna announced her divorce a few weeks ago, good friend Gwyneth Paltrow rushed to support her. "She's a very good friend. I'm supporting her in all the ways that I can. I'm just there for her. I speak to her a lot," Paltrow said while attending the premiere of her film "Two Lovers" at the London Film Festival. (Oh yeah, that's where she was wearing this dress, so maybe she wasn't thinking too straight.)

But according to the National Enquirer, Madonna thinks friends should be seen and not heard, at least when it comes to talking about the Material Girl's split with Guy Ritchie. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” Madonna allegedly told Paltrow. “Say nothing about me or my divorce.”

Harsh. Guess I won't be calling to see how you're dong anytime soon, Madge. Your loss - I was going to bring over some brownies.

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Jessica Biel Tells Us When She'll Have Kids

trix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:47:00 GMT

Jessica Biel isn't getting married or having babies anytime soon. She and Justin Timberlake have been dating for quite a while and that inevitably puts them at the top of the rumor mill.

They constantly get questioned about their plans for the future and when they are going to jump on the baby band wagon. Jessica set us straight in an interview with Marie Claire.

“I feel like, if it’s an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah. If it’s right, it’ll be right – but, at this moment, that seems completely foreign. I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I’m like, ‘Noooooo!’ I’m resisting.”

Resist, Resist, Resist.

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I Guess It's Over: Madonna Set to Bury Guy's Memory. Literally.

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone hoping that Madonna might possibly consider reconciling with Guy Ritchie might want to take note: The material girl has reportedly ordered her assistant to gather all photos, gifts and letters she received from Ritchie so that they can be buried. Now that's closure.

A source told London's Daily Express that Madonna is having all items "audited" and "digitally scanned" before they're entombed. "It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest," the source told the paper.

Celebrities do crazy things! Why can't she just cut him out of all her pictures, put a voodoo curse on him and then set his car on fire like the rest of us do after a breakup?

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Madonna Divorcing G-Ritch, Hooking Up With A-Rod

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Who knew that Madonna's recent hit 4 Minutes was referring to the time it would take her to be in a new relationship after her divorce? The singer just officially announced her split with husband Guy Ritchie yesterday, and it's being reported that she's already going public with her relationship with Yankee Alex Rodriguez. A source tells Usmagazine.com that the two "are definitely romantic."

Although Rodriguez and Madonna were linked as early as July when the singer was still very much married, the source says, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

A source close to Rodriguez also confirmed the romance. "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

What's next? Maybe the title of another recent Madonna single, Give It 2 Me says it all; it may be referring to the inevitable battle over custody of the couple's children.

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Madonna's Son Is Boy Enough To Push A Pink Stroller

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Little David Banda, Madonna's 2 1/2 year old son, is totally boy enough to walk through the park, pushing a hot pink stroller. How cute is he?!

Another photo after the jump!

David was joined by older siblings Rocco, 8, and Lourdes, 11 1/2, (not pictured) and a few nannies. They were enjoying some fresh air and sun in New York City's Central Park.

Madonna and Guy sure have great looking kids!

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Madonna and Katy Perry to Team Up?

Karen — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Rumor has it that Madonna and Katy Perry are teaming up for a delicious kiss on stage. Since Madonna did that with Britney, I'm doubting this one is true.

Besides, if it is, Katy Perry will have reason for a new tune: I Kissed a Fossil.

Crazy B*tch Attacks Madonna's Car With Rock!

Karen — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:38:00 GMT

An undentified woman attacked Madonna's SUV this week with a rock!

The woman, wearing a pink Alex Rodriguez Yankees’ jersey with the words, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, you cheating motherf*cker, I hate you” scribbled onto it, threw a rock at the car as it traveled through Central Park.

It is unknown at this time if Madonna was in the vehicle when the attack occured. Police are requesting the public's help in identifying the woman.

Britney's New Music Video With Madonna

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Britney was shooting her new music video for Madonna's Sweet and Sticky tour. The scene shows the pop star going batsh*t crazy in an elevator.

I cannot wait to see this! Britney has been working so hard getting her life together, albeit with a slip up here and there, and I'm really certain that her comeback is going to be huge.

What I don't believe is that Madonna will be able to take credit for it, though I'm sure she is going to try! Vampira!!

Britney's Making A Huge Comeback

Karen — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Six months after being hauled away in an ambulance, looking lost and afraid, Britney is coming back, baby!

"She's the best I've seen her in three years," a well-placed source in Britney's camp told the Daily News. "She has her kids back now and she's working on a new album. Hopefully it will be out by the end of the year."

"These are baby steps. She's taking every opportunity to see her kids, and the last thing she'll do is tour for three months or take the lead in a feature and be away from them again," the source said. "Maybe she'll go out on tour after the new year, but something short."

She is making a great effort to pull it together for her kids, too. "The overnight visits are great positive reinforcement for her. She almost has the equivalent of one-third custody back, and being able to care for them is enormously helpful to her progress," another source close to the singer said.

Britney remains under the conservatorship of her father until at least July 31st, at which time the court will re-visit the issue. A custody hearing for Britney and Kevin Federline's sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, is scheduled for next month.

"She's a true professional in the studio. She's very focused, and she stays as long as it takes to get the job done," said songwriter James (Jim Beanz) Washington, who's collaborating with Britney and mega-producer Nate (Danjahandz) Hills on the new Jive Records album.

Experts say a triumphant comeback is possible if Britney stays focused.

"We heard all this talk of a comeback last year, but she wasn't committed. She seemed committed to becoming a train wreck, not the beloved pop star," said Morris Reid of Washington image consultancy Westin Rinehart.

"We know this woman is talented. And who knows, maybe all the pain is both a curse and a gift," he said. "Difficult times are when some artists create their best work. She could use her music to express her feelings right now. And we all know people are interested in Britney's feelings."

Such fantastic news. Things sure look good for Britney and I hope that even after the court releases her Dad from his responsibilities, she will continue on this positive path.

Britney Has a Secret Breakdown After Birth of Jamie Lynn's Daughter

Karen — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Well I guess things aren't exactly what they seem in Hollywood. Here we thought Britney was on a roll to have a HUGE comeback, but Famecrawler has learned that the pop star broke down in secret after returning home following the birth of Maddie Briann.

Now Magazine reports:

Having spent only half an hour with her 17-year-old sister and Maddie in McComb, Mississippi, the troubled 26-year-old cut her trip short and flew back to LA, where she was pictured in floods of tears.

For the next two days, her dad Jamie, 59, who’s staying with his daughter because he’s now in control of all her affairs, became more anxious about Britney’s deteriorating state.

Our source says that she was ‘a bit dazed and distant’, wouldn’t answer any of her dad’s questions and ‘had no enthusiasm for anything’.

He had every reason to be concerned. On 21 June at approximately 9.30pm, Jamie found his daughter naked on the bathroom floor, crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl.

Jamie rang the doctor, who rushed to Britney’s side and diagnosed a breakdown.

Our source says: ‘Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realise what a mess she’s in. She’s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because she’s always been desperate for a daughter.

'Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: “It’s not fair, Dad, it’s not fair.”

'He sat with her, cuddled her and stroked her hair. Then he got her some clothes and helped her into the bedroom before calling the doctor, who ordered her to rest. They bumped up her Melleril and Ativan because of the drama she was creating.''

I don't know - this sounds like a bunch of bunk. Even if Britney was upset about not having a daughter, the exhaustion from traveling and seeing your little sister give birth has to have taken it's toll on her emotions. Me thinks this magazine is making it seem bigger than it is. Or is it?

How Are Madonna's Kids Holding Up?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:08:00 GMT

With all of the rumors about Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie, how are their kids holding up? It would be hard enough being a celebrity kid, not to mention when there are stories about your parents floating around. Perhaps the boys don't hear much as they're still quite young, but Lordes is 11 and I'm sure she reads it or sees it on the internet. So how do they cope?

More pics after the jump!

Luckily Lourdes has daddy Carlos Leon to take her and spend time with her. The man is not only hot, he seems like a very involved parent without sticking himself unnecessarily into the limelight. I suppose has to put up with some hassle since he's Madonna's ex and they share a daughter. Rocco was spotted heading to a ballgame and no sign of little David - hopefully his parents are remembering that they have a toddler who needs security and routine in his life!

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Madonna Wants Britney...BAD.

Karen — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Madonna has offered Britney a chance to ressurect her ailing career by joining her on tour. When I first read this, I really thought Madonna meant her OWN career, but no, she meant Britney's!

I guess she's done with Timberlake for now.

A source told The Sun: "They are recording a video together on Sunday that will provide the backdrop for part of Madonna's show. And they are talking about Britney taking the stage on a few of the dates too. It's hoped that Madonna can help Britney get back to her old self."

Uh huh. Sure Madonna wants to help Britney. Riiiight.

Which reminds me, remember this video?

The Face & Fist Says It All - Lourdes' Daddy Doesn't Mess Around!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Look at the fierceness of Carlos Leon's face. Look at his clenched fist. Look at the way he holds her hand. Madonna needn't worry about her daughter Lourdes when she's with her daddy, because he obviously isn't going to let anyone mess with his baby girl - paparazzi included!

I wonder how Lourdes is handling the possible divorce of her mom and step dad, Guy Ritchie? I'm sure it'll be hard on her and her little brothers, Rocco and David. Hopefully the kids come away knowing that they're loved and hopefully Madonna and Guy keep it civil.

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Karen — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Madonna's documentary, "I Am Because We Are" is well underway and the film has changed her life.

“I was approached by a woman who lived (in Malawi) who said, ‘Look, you have children; you’re a mother; you write children’s books; you donate money to children’s charities, so we know that you care. There’s a state of emergency going on here, over a million children orphaned by AIDS. People pay attention to what you do and what you say, so could you please help?’” Madonna explained to Parade magazine. “I just thought, ‘How can I say no?’”

“When I experienced what was going on firsthand, I just got sucked into the whole thing,” the queen of pop said. “Thank God I did. I met some amazing people and, hopefully, I’ve changed the lives of a lot of children.”

Well she certainly changed the life of her adopted son, David.

“I’ll never forget meeting my son, David,” she told Parade. “If I could, I would have adopted 10 more children. There’s just so many that need parents and one’s more beautiful and lovely than the next.”

Meh. Leave it to Angelina and Brad, honey. They've got the years left on them.

Madonna's Kids Think She is Irritating

Karen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:24:00 GMT

Welcome to the club, kids! Okay they didn't say she was irritating, just her fame.

"They are aware that I'm famous and irritated by it, like most children would be," she said. Really? Because you would think Lourdes wouldn't want to perform.

"But we have had lots of discussions of what it means and why people are obsessed with famous people. They are fairly tolerant."

Madonna's kids have a solid understanding of how lucky they are though. They traveled with their mother to Malawi when she went to work on her latest project, a documentary titled I Am Because We Are.

"More than anything, two things I understood in the process of making this film," she says. "One was that I went to Malawi thinking I would save children's lives and make a big difference in their lives and hopefully I have, but the surprise to me was how much they changed me, how much evolution and growth occurred inside me."

Lourdes Wants To Booty Shake - Madonna Says Yes,Guy Says No

Sassy Smith — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:07:00 GMT

What does a does a step-daddy do when his 11-year-old child wants to "shake her booty" with her pop singer, crotch thrusting, hip grinding mother? Lourdes, daughter of Madonna and Carlos Leon, step-daughter to Madonna's husband Guy Rithie, has dreams of touring with her mega-famous mom. She's been perfecting her moves at Pineapple, a dance studio in London and so wants to team up with Madonna. However, daddy Guy is not keen on the idea!

An insider told The Mirror, "Lola [Lourdes' nickname] is the best in her dance classes and wants to perform a special dance sequence alongside Madonna at the 02 arena.

"Madonna thinks Lola is a brilliant dancer and loves the idea, but hubby Guy is less keen."

The source adds, "He doesn't want her to become a bratty stage school child."

Looks like Lourdes' father Carlos may have to be the tie breaker! And if it's a go, Madonna might have to tame down her show just a bit.

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Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Go, Guy Ritchie, Go

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:55:00 GMT

Mr. Madonna, aka Guy Ritchie, took Lourdes and Rocco to the London premiere of Speed Racer.

Rocco pretty much sums it up. I really want to like Speed Racer, but it just looks like your typical over-hyped summer flop.

Hopefully Rocco came out smiling.

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Madonna; "I'm a Pimp"

Karen — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Madonna is surprised she's "still around," she told Entertainment Tonight, "When I started out, people said I would last a week."

Yeah, not a century.

The ever-evolving pop-star has a hard time describing herself: "I think I'm a lady, I think I'm a brat, I think I'm a nerd, I think I'm a pimp, I think I'm a mother, I think I'm a kid."

She adds, "I can't be a brat forever! But that was fun, it was fun being a brat. I've got my cheeky side."

Well she's certainly a Mom too, and seems to be quite strict. "I'm very keen on manners, like 'Please' and 'Thank you.' I like the children to pick up their bedrooms, get clothes off the floor, excuse themselves from the dinner table, they even wash dishes. They do have chores around the house!"

But, that doesn't always mean they act like perfect angels. "I sometimes do a double-take when I look at Lourdes. She is just like me at that age; however, I never talked back to my father. My daughter has overlooked that!"

Mama, Don't Preach. Lourdes is at that age where talking back is second nature!

Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

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Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

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She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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