Violet can't even bear to look. However, Ben Affleck, with his steely gaze and lingering bedroom eyes, and Jennifer Garner, with the same exact look women have been giving me since I hit puberty (23 was a tough year), can't look away. 'How could you?' they seem to whisper.
Easy. I love you guys. You make movies. Sometimes good ones. You do rich people stuff but look normal doing it. It's a gift you carry my friends, and a curse. That's how I do it.
Seriously though, what are you guys looking at?
