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To: My Fans
From: Miley Cyrus
Re: Apology No. 5,647
Hi Y'all!
Miley, Miley, Miley, it's never a good idea to hide from one mistake by making another- just ask George Bush.
Poor little Frankie. The newly discovered Jonas seemed a bit overwhelmed by the throngs of teenage girls flocking and screaming to his older siblings The Jonas Brothers.
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OMG! Holy Disney teen idols! Today is finally, finally here! Camp Rock will rock you tonight on the Disney Channel.
And by scientists I mean me. Who knew there was a younger Jonas waiting in the wings?
Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!
Answer after the break!
Selena Gomez has been all but crowned the next 'it' teen for Disney. This is a long and impressive list, and it is also a very checkered one.
Apparently, Miley won't be making an appearance - as scheduled - on a Disney World red carpet this afternoon, and Disney's keeping quiet about why she's being kept away.
Miley Cyrus will be the next pregnant teen you see. Um, don't watch Juno or go to the mall. She's got a baby brewing and the due date is October 24th.
Because, you know, why let this topic die when you can get a little publicity for yourself by issuing some brain-dead deeply profound statement about how you totally understand Miley's plight and that you wish that everyone would leave her alone, etc, etc.
Has the whole Vanity Fair debacle pushed Disney to take extreme measures? Could they possibly be considering shoving their number one tween superstar to the side, and replacing her with a more wholesome young role model? Is there still more mileage that we can wring out of this whole Miley Cyrus thing? Apparently, yes.
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