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Eli's visions are better than mine.
Aren't those kids a bit old for trick or treats?
SNL is a rerun? WTH? There's fun to be made.
'Weird Al' has done it again. He's taken the scariness of the plummeting economy, and made it in to a song like only he can. He's taken the recently released T.I song "Whatever You Like" and made it his own.
... And guess who's coming onboard to play debate-moderator Gwen Ifill?
During the SNL skit that was the Vice Presidential Debate last night one moment jumped out as one of pure truth and sincerity. I know, we're not used to such things in politics, but it was there and it was touching.
Some background: Joe Biden's first wife and his young daughter were killed in a tragic accident in the early 70's. His two surving children were in very serious condition. Biden was literally sworn into his seat in the U.S. Senate while standing at the hospital bedside of his injured sons. Regardless of your politics that is undisputed and utter sadness.
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Chris Rock was on Larry King recently, and managed to summarize almost perfectly the problem with Sarah Palin, without referring to any of her unfortunate opinions on abortion or gay marriage or her decision to put her pregnant daughter Bristol on the hustings: he compared her to Kim Kardashian.
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Diddy must be a big hit with the kids at Hallowe'en: dude knows how to set up a freaky monster story. In his most recent vlog, he cowers under the covers with a flashlight while declaring his fear of Sarah Palin, who, he says, is "like the boogeyman!"
Straight from the horse's mouth, which is Obama, we have the truth on Lipstickgate 2008! The failed policies are the pig and Sarah Palin is the lipstick. Oh, got it.
Also, in When Harry Met Sally, Sally is the dog in the scenerio. Wow, it's like a zoo in here. A small, stinky petting zoo, but a zoo nonetheless.
Here's a video(s) of Barack Obama and David Letterman chatting about pigs and politics:
Related: Ferguson is a Good American
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Craig Ferguson has been an American citizen for a relatively short time, yet he seems to have a better grip on what that means than many people that were born here. He's in the same boat that a lot of us are. He's a taxpayer. He's a parent. He thinks Dave Letterman is sexy. That's America, folks.
Gossip is as gossip does...
I can totally see Alaska trying to leave the Union from here. It's cute.
Diddy, aka Sean Combs, aka Puffy, aka P. Diddy, aka some other crap he said in the video that I won't even mention because I respect Barack Obama too much, has a foul-mouthed message for GOP candidate John McCain regarding his pick of Sarah Palin for his running mate.
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