Joel Madden says he's going to marry pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie. When he's good and ready, that is. In an interview Madden tells Ryan Seacrest,
"Obviously, marriage is in our future. I don't know when or where or
how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby."
You know, that sounds exactly like the line my husband gives
me when I ask him to take out the kitchen trash. It goes something
like, "Obviously, taking out the trash is in my future. I don't know
when or where or how." Pretty soon the thing's really smelly and
covered in flies...
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