The producers of Desperate Housewives have instructed Eva Longoria not to get pregnant in the upcoming year. Per the show's theme, her husband, Tony Parker, is apparently allowed to impregnate anyone he wishes during that time.
You may recall that a similar sanction was imposed on David and Vicky Spice by the powers that be in their respective lives.
I have two words to the people that think they are entitled to issue such ultimatums: Thank you.
